Secrets thread

[Army of GOD]

That's why he has those pajamas!

[notyou2]

Well that's as wrong as the Coke commercial with the polar bears and penguins.

[Army of GOD]

This summer, every day after work, I would keep the "No Smoking" buttons my work gave out at the beginning of each day. So now I have about 50 no-smoking buttons...

[nietzsche]

I wet my bed once when I was 11.

[saraith]

I have severe anxiety about posting anything in an Internet forum.

[stanley knife]

i sniffed my best friends mums pantys one time when i was about 15

[ballong]

I married my wife mostly because of her personality.
Sex is ok but nothing more since my sexual preference really is plus-sized women.

I find skinny girls are like boys with female genitalia and (hopefully) some boobs, and I will probably live the rest of my life "in the closet" (we´ve been together nine years and I have not cheated on her even though I find most larger girls more attractive, including several of her friends..)

[stanley knife]

thats a good one

[Army of GOD]

Post pics of your wife please. I need to analyze the situation.








hehe...anal...

[Victor Sullivan]

Post pics of your wife please. I need to analyze the situation.








hehe...anal...

I don't think anyone wants to be anal-ized by you, Army of GOD.

[nietzsche]

I'm afraid of people finding out what goes on in my head.

[john9blue]

I'm afraid of people finding out what goes on in my head.

actually, i wish people knew what went on in my head so they could relate to me more

or vice versa

[notyou2]

John, please try to keep the noises in your head to a dull roar. They are bothering me.

[Army of GOD]

Until a few minutes ago, I always thought the thing on the Quebec Nordique's logo was a piece of ham.

Also, bring back the Whalers.

[Army of GOD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKSpEfPOTo

[apey]

I don't know why...it severely disturbs me...but i really really fuckin miss this place

[Army of GOD]

I miss you too apey <3

[the.killing.44]

During my 10th grade JV baseball season, we would have "rap battles" on the bus if we had an away game. I was the undisputed king of rap battles and my rapping name was "Yung Riishii" ("Riishii" being a play on Richard, my first name). Using this info and the last secret I posted, you can tell where I got my Xbox live name "CommunistRapper".

Oh, and a little treat for the ladies. This is like, the ONLY rap I can remember from 10th grade. And remember, we were immature as f*ck and all the humor was in the moment, so it's not funny at all right now. Also, all of my raps were completely improvised and on the spot.

"Yo Ryan why you makin' fun of Spike
Even though he is a dyke
You just wait, and in a few years
Somebody'll be stickin' it in your ears"

I ACTUALLY KNEW ALL THIS ALREADY SO IT'S NOT MUCH OF A SECRET

also, this is/was a great thread.

[Army of GOD]

Because 2/3 of my older brothers were hockey players, I grew up on Rock 'Em Sock 'Em videos.

I Wikipedied Don Cherry today. I bet you anything no one in the United States who was born past '94 knows who Don Cherry is.

[Juan_Bottom]

Men do not have the ability to fall in love with anything past the immaterial (like a car). With the lone exception going to pets. If a man says that he loves you he's either lying or he considers you his pet.

[BigBallinStalin]

Can't say I agree with the first sentence, but let's call it a day, leave it at that, and then engage in passive aggressive statements against each other in other threads.

Deal?

[Juan_Bottom]

Ahahahaaa! oh wait, I guess threads are only funny when Pimpdave is around.

[Army of GOD]

Often times, when talking about a certain amount of money someone has made and/or saved ($x), I say something along the lines of "That can get you y gumballs!" where y=4x, since gumballs are 25 cents each and NOT TAXED. ZOMG!!!!

[Juan_Bottom]

In my state the food tax is 1% anyway. Unless you go to a grocery store or anywhere where there actually is food.... They all charge you 7% and claim it's the state rate. Illinois should actually charge 7% to help make up our billions-dollar-deficit before our state goes bankrupt early next summer.

WHAT THE f*ck ILLINOIS. I'm moving to Iowa screw you.

http://www.revenue.state.il.us/business ... es/rot.htm

[Army of GOD]

Fucking 7.5% sales tax in NY. And despite me being good at math, I cannot, for the life of me, calculate sales tax accurately in my head.