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Re: No context quotes

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Aug 21, 2016 1:19 am

saxitoxin wrote:your vagina stinks.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 21, 2016 10:26 am

mrswdk wrote:We cannot judge the rapist before first determining the length of the skirt the girl was wearing, or how tight it was.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Aug 26, 2016 6:20 pm

catstevens wrote:Why do you love Muslim cock so much notyou2
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Sep 22, 2016 2:56 pm

riskllama wrote:bogangod's tiny penis ruined my once perfect asshole.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Oct 16, 2016 8:43 am

betiko wrote:TuffyLess is deliberately not finishing me
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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Re: No context quotes

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Oct 16, 2016 8:58 am

Serbia wrote:Your question is completely illogical and I hope he ignores it.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:07 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:I am fine with pounding on the dad, and even his mom.

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Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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Re: No context quotes

Postby BoganGod on Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:52 am

DSOIV wrote:I love and support Islam, and muslim's rights to hate gay people. We must support minorities, especially minorities that hate minorities.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:50 pm

TeeGee wrote:I've gone soft ... but as I am getting older some may get more if they post more.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BoganGod on Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:20 pm

2dimes wrote:My milkshake brings the boys to the yard
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:39 pm

2dimes wrote:
BigWham wrote:I can't believe how bad the posters Bernie Sanders and BoganGod are in the no context quotes thread. They obviously have no idea what to do there.

Because this is for actual quotes with a small bit of context missing.

A "Made up quotes" thread might be fun too. This isn't supposed to be it.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:24 pm

2dimes wrote:I fear Bernie Sanders large hands, my butt dilates when I think of him.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:27 pm

riskllama wrote:I have no fear of Bernie Sanders large hands, I'm quite elastic.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:58 pm

See, bogan, is that what you want to be?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby riskllama on Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:29 pm

fake Bernie sanders is an idiot.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby riskllama on Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:30 pm

riskllama wrote:fake Bernie sanders is an idiot.

is this correct?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:06 pm

riskllama wrote:
riskllama wrote:fake Bernie sanders is an idiot.

is this correct?


That hurts riskllama...did you have to overwork your neuron connections hard to come up with that brilliant wording?

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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:52 pm

saxi wrote
mrswdks erection is "enormous"
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BoganGod on Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:21 am

betiko wrote:Medals are the only thing that gives my jaded old penis a raging erection. Having more medals than another player makes me so hard I could beat a cow to death with my mighty 1 inch flesh baton
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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:14 am

jonesthecurl wrote:saxi wrote
mrswdks erection is "enormous"


In his dreams.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:41 am

mrswdk wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:saxi wrote
mrswdks erection is "enormous"


In his dreams.


....so, you only have a clitoris erection?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:51 am

Save it for the Trash Can, lover boy.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:37 pm

mrswdk wrote:Save it for the Trash Can, lover boy.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:32 pm

Bogan and Bernie let me demonstrate how this thread is supposed to work. I take an actual quote. Then I omit part of it so that it seems humorous because the context is missing.
Symmetry wrote:
Nah, I was bored, so tried to make a post where the first letters of each word spelled something out.

It was a bad idea.


Becomes.

Symmetry wrote:
I was bored, so tried to make a post...

It was a bad idea.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BoganGod on Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:16 am

2dimes wrote:betiko is my ideal man, please don't tell fake bernie
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