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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:06 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby cyrenius on Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:51 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Aradhus on Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:20 pm

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This reminds me. What was that "Star Wars"-like movie called? It had those Ewoks fighting something like that big dude on the right.

You might be thinking of Spaceballs. I couldn't tell you for sure, need a more detailed description.


I think there was a couple, one was "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor", and "Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure"

There was one with a witch in it I'm sure, that's what I recall.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby cyrenius on Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:42 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby edocsil on Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:23 am

Ok, middle one is hot. But the others? Righty is a no go. Maybe would think about Lefty but not with that other chick in the middle.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:31 am

edocsil wrote:Ok, middle one is hot. But the others? Righty is a no go. Maybe would think about Lefty but not with that other chick in the middle.


Really? The middle one is the only one that scares me. Those boobs are gonna beat me up and take my lunch money.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jesterhawk on Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:37 am

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edocsil wrote:Ok, middle one is hot. But the others? Righty is a no go. Maybe would think about Lefty but not with that other chick in the middle.


Really? The middle one is the only one that scares me. Those boobs are gonna beat me up and take my lunch money.
I would agree that the middle one is hot. As for the others, I will have to think on this some more.

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby cyrenius on Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:32 am

edocsil wrote:Ok, middle one is hot. But the others? Righty is a no go. Maybe would think about Lefty but not with that other chick in the middle.


The post is about the midle one, the other 2 are just for pointing out the midle and for age confirmation
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Aradhus on Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:56 am

If any of those girls, "that you're not sure about..." offered it up to you losers, you'd drop your boxers so fast, world records would be set. Not sure about the others..jokers.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Serbia on Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:01 am

Aradhus wrote:If any of those girls, "that you're not sure about..." offered it up to you losers, you'd drop your boxers so fast, world records would be set. Not sure about the others..jokers.


Don't we all love when geeks try to play the whole "I'm not as nerdy as you!" card?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby edocsil on Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:06 am

No, I'm definitely the nerdiest.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:57 am

Aradhus wrote:If any of those girls, "that you're not sure about..." offered it up to you losers, you'd drop your boxers so fast, world records would be set. Not sure about the others..jokers.


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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Aradhus on Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:47 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Aradhus wrote:If any of those girls, "that you're not sure about..." offered it up to you losers, you'd drop your boxers so fast, world records would be set. Not sure about the others..jokers.


He shoots! And airballs!


I was pointing out the reality. How is that an "airball"? dunno why I'm even responding to that moronic, decades old, excuse for a flame.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:58 am

Aradhus wrote:
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Aradhus wrote:If any of those girls, "that you're not sure about..." offered it up to you losers, you'd drop your boxers so fast, world records would be set. Not sure about the others..jokers.


He shoots! And airballs!


I was pointing out the reality. How is that an "airball"? dunno why I'm even responding to that moronic, decades old, excuse for a flame.


You're right! I'm begging girls to sleep with me! How'd you know?!
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:59 am

Aradhus wrote:
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BigBallinStalin wrote:Image

This reminds me. What was that "Star Wars"-like movie called? It had those Ewoks fighting something like that big dude on the right.

You might be thinking of Spaceballs. I couldn't tell you for sure, need a more detailed description.


I think there was a couple, one was "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor", and "Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure"

There was one with a witch in it I'm sure, that's what I recall.


Bingo, that's it. Days from my childhood have flooded back. Thanks Aradhus.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Aradhus on Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:42 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
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Aradhus wrote:If any of those girls, "that you're not sure about..." offered it up to you losers, you'd drop your boxers so fast, world records would be set. Not sure about the others..jokers.


He shoots! And airballs!


I was pointing out the reality. How is that an "airball"? dunno why I'm even responding to that moronic, decades old, excuse for a flame.


You're right! I'm begging girls to sleep with me! How'd you know?!


I never said that, it wasn't even remotely implied, but your response is very telling.

I said if one of those 3 girls offered it up to you geeks knocking them, you'd oblige.(unless you're a fag)
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:55 pm

Aradhus wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:
Aradhus wrote:If any of those girls, "that you're not sure about..." offered it up to you losers, you'd drop your boxers so fast, world records would be set. Not sure about the others..jokers.


He shoots! And airballs!


I was pointing out the reality. How is that an "airball"? dunno why I'm even responding to that moronic, decades old, excuse for a flame.


You're right! I'm begging girls to sleep with me! How'd you know?!


I never said that, it wasn't even remotely implied, but your response is very telling.

I said if one of those 3 girls offered it up to you geeks knocking them, you'd oblige.(unless you're a fag)



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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:02 pm

Aradhus wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Aradhus wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Aradhus wrote:If any of those girls, "that you're not sure about..." offered it up to you losers, you'd drop your boxers so fast, world records would be set. Not sure about the others..jokers.


He shoots! And airballs!


I was pointing out the reality. How is that an "airball"? dunno why I'm even responding to that moronic, decades old, excuse for a flame.


You're right! I'm begging girls to sleep with me! How'd you know?!


I never said that, it wasn't even remotely implied, but your response is very telling.

I said if one of those 3 girls offered it up to you geeks knocking them, you'd oblige.(unless you're a fag)


Obviously. The question is if all three offered it up and you had to pick one. Or if you saw them at a party and had to figure out which one to hit upon.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:04 pm

Let's have less talk and more jean jacket pictures.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Woodruff on Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:52 pm

Aradhus wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Aradhus wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Aradhus wrote:If any of those girls, "that you're not sure about..." offered it up to you losers, you'd drop your boxers so fast, world records would be set. Not sure about the others..jokers.


He shoots! And airballs!


I was pointing out the reality. How is that an "airball"? dunno why I'm even responding to that moronic, decades old, excuse for a flame.


You're right! I'm begging girls to sleep with me! How'd you know?!


I never said that, it wasn't even remotely implied, but your response is very telling.

I said if one of those 3 girls offered it up to you geeks knocking them, you'd oblige.(unless you're a fag)


Or happily married, of course.

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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