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Re: Secrets thread

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:28 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I absolutely abhor the concepts of Twitter, blogs, video blogs on Youtube or any other types of self-dick-sucking.


I also hate these things, but would also include Facebook.

I haven't watched a movie in a theater since The Dark Knight.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:32 pm

I've always wished I could sing. Like an Otis Redding voice would be ideal. Something to woo the ladies with.

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Re: Secrets thread

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:42 pm

Singing would be a nice talent to have in your back pocket. I'd never try to make a living out of it, though.

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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:27 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I absolutely abhor the concepts of Twitter, blogs, video blogs on Youtube or any other types of self-dick-sucking.


I also hate these things, but would also include Facebook.

I haven't watched a movie in a theater since The Dark Knight.


No, Facebook is more of a means of communication with others. For me, at least.

And the last movie I saw in theaters was Inception.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby whitestazn88 on Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:52 pm

AoG and TGD said:

"Social networks are so lame, dude. I was on facebook back in like 2006 when it first started, and now everyone does it, so yeah its so lame.

I only watch movies at art houses. The last movie I watched in theaters was the original lord of the rings, the fucking cartoons. The ones with actual people in it are so overrated dude..."


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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:14 pm

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Re: Secrets thread

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:57 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:AoG and TGD said:

"Social networks are so lame, dude. I was on facebook back in like 2006 when it first started, and now everyone does it, so yeah its so lame.

I only watch movies at art houses. The last movie I watched in theaters was the original lord of the rings, the fucking cartoons. The ones with actual people in it are so overrated dude..."


shut up you hipsters


Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.

And my not watching movies in theaters is that I prefer watching them at home. I don't even know what an art house is.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Timminz on Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:34 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.


How about linkedin?
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:01 pm

Timminz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.


How about linkedin?


I am! But that's more because my firm encourages it.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:54 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:AoG and TGD said:

"Social networks are so lame, dude. I was on facebook back in like 2006 when it first started, and now everyone does it, so yeah its so lame.

I only watch movies at art houses. The last movie I watched in theaters was the original lord of the rings, the fucking cartoons. The ones with actual people in it are so overrated dude..."


shut up you hipsters


Not sure if trolling or not. I never said that. I would make an anti-asian joke right now but that might be me b&.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby whitestazn88 on Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:02 pm

well according to the global mods, my username has nothing to do with being asian because it's actually whitezan or whatever the f*ck rds posted it as, so you're good on asian jokes.

i on the other hand, could get b& for throwing out your personal info, such as that you are a midget. and that your name is richard.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:49 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:well according to the global mods, my username has nothing to do with being asian because it's actually whitezan or whatever the f*ck rds posted it as, so you're good on asian jokes.

i on the other hand, could get b& for throwing out your personal info, such as that you are a midget. and that your name is richard.


For a white St. asian, you sure seem unholy.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:50 pm

tkr4lf wrote:I got raped in jail.



Most Serious Post of the Year Award 2011!


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If it's true, then I'm sorry to read that, tkr.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:13 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.


How about linkedin?


I am! But that's more because my firm encourages it.


I received 2 unsolicited job offers this year through linked in.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:58 pm

notyou2 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.


How about linkedin?


I am! But that's more because my firm encourages it.


I received 2 unsolicited job offers this year through linked in.


Yeah, it's pretty annoying. I just delete most of those messages.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:08 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.


How about linkedin?


I am! But that's more because my firm encourages it.


I received 2 unsolicited job offers this year through linked in.


Yeah, it's pretty annoying. I just delete most of those messages.


No these were phone calls from head hunters. They were offering good jobs, but not with companies I want to work for.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:50 am

notyou2 wrote:No these were phone calls from head hunters. They were offering good jobs, but not with companies I want to work for.


I get calls from recruiters, but I don't think that's because I'm on linkedin. I just get emails from recuiters. I also get emails from vendors (like for Oracle software) which annoys me as well.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:56 pm

Whenever I read tweets from athletes on ESPN, they always remind me of my dad attempting to text/be cool on Facebook.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:48 am

People who follow tweets from athletes on ESPN are _________.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:01 pm

I don't follow them. I read them when they throw them up on the screen.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:40 am

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Re: Secrets thread

Postby notyou2 on Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:46 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:People who follow tweets from athletes on ESPN are _________.



.....attention starved.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:58 pm

I make my mom watch Jeopardy with me so I can kick her ass.













yet she got today's final Jeopardy right before the clue even came up...
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:07 pm

I wish this thread would die a thousand deaths.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:34 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I make my mom watch Jeopardy with me so I can kick her ass.













yet she got today's final Jeopardy right before the clue even came up...


wow she must be psychic.
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