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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:38 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:Or Strike Wolf in the dining room with the katana.

That would be awesome if we could custom order Clue boards with our names on it.


new weapons. Longest threader themed. It would be awesome.



no guys the real killers would never be caught after all the two best snipers would never be caught they would die before the they even got close to figureing it out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:39 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
No the rush for 3000 hasn't quite begun yet though we are getting closer.



we did not want to start the rush when we would not be there we all wanted to be able to get on the page


I almost didn't make it. Luckily my Longest threade thread sense started tingling.

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Does whatever a spider wolf does.



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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:47 pm

*me needs to think of an awesome catchphrase that will take over the world :-k :-k :-k :-k

and thats the way it is
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:21 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
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Is it called Skribel Erfh?

(This post is 100% Lucario approved)
Hope I didn't steal your thing, Strike.


At this point I think the approval thing is just about everyone's thing.



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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:23 pm

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muy_thaiguy wrote:Not too sure with what I have, but there are times when it makes breathing rather difficult, hurts with sneezing and coughing, and has given me a temperature of 102 (this morning anyways). Overall, it sucks, royally.


The temperature is a clue.

Clue?

I think it was Professor Plum, in the Conservatory with the knife.

I'd acknowledge the refrence, but I thik everyone is already aware of it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:25 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Not too sure with what I have, but there are times when it makes breathing rather difficult, hurts with sneezing and coughing, and has given me a temperature of 102 (this morning anyways). Overall, it sucks, royally.


The temperature is a clue.

Clue?

I think it was Professor Plum, in the Conservatory with the knife.

I'd acknowledge the refrence, but I thik everyone is already aware of it.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:25 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:What about captain's log?


We leave that to someone with limited acting ability.

Vin Diesel?


Jean Claude Van Damme?

William Shatner?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:29 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:
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Jean Claude Van Damme?

Limited acting ability, not zero.


Nicholas Cage?

That would be negative acting ability.


Samuel L. Jackson?

Now that's just too much acting ability. Provided that the part requires excessive use of violence and/or swearwords.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:30 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:What about captain's log?


We leave that to someone with limited acting ability.

Vin Diesel?


Jean Claude Van Damme?

William Shatner?

The guy who played Napolean Dynamite?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:31 pm

autoload wrote:TAAAAAARRRRRGET!!!!!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:37 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:what is a wiccans?


Ah! One minute after I summon you, you arrive.

Excellent!


Just like a lap dog.

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Jesus fucking Christ...

This means the end of the age of felines (alongside Quirk's mini army)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:39 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:A friend of mine loves sushi. I can't stand anything that lives or grows in water. **Eats a banana**


--Andy


What if they found a way to grow bananas in water?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:41 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:That would be negative acting ability.


Samuel L. Jackson?



only in snakes on a plane when he says "that's it i am tired of these god dam mother fuken snakes on this god dam fucken plain."


So at all otehr times he has no talent?



is that a serious question?


Do you think it was a serious questioN/
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:41 pm

strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:A friend of mine loves sushi. I can't stand anything that lives or grows in water. **Eats a banana**


--Andy


What if they found a way to grow bananas in water?

He'd become a sea monkey.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:42 pm

targetman377 wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I think everyone's posted. So for page 3000, I have a special surprise.

That's right I found an actual picture of target over the internet:

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really that is not me mine colur would say!!!! nukes not nuts!!!!!


You actually don't rmemeber this because this was 10 minutes before you became nuclear. The government decided to play a prank on the anti-nuclear arms squirrel and thus the nuclear squirrel was born. That and when you went to the Ukraine you ended up too close to Chernobyl.



i am an elephat!!! elephants never forget lone wolf your post fails


Hey hey hey! you were a nuclear squirrel well before you became an elephant and you shall always be a nuclear squirrel.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:45 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
Ah! One minute after I summon you, you arrive.

Excellent!


Just like a lap dog.

Image



i think that dog is bigger than the person :shock:


probably. It was the closest I could find to an elephant.



a Clydesdale horse is closer or a mammoth

But than it's not a dog.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:46 pm

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strike wolf wrote:So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.



i read to eel and i got :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: and had to go to the hold on one sec..... :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: back from the bathroom :sick: :sick: :sick:


Despite what you may think target. Eel is delicious.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:46 pm

targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:This thread is Huge.


You might want to take note because it will be a long time before this happens again.

This gets The Wolf's Diamond Paw Stamp of Approval

:!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: HOLLLLYYYYYY FOOOKIIINNG SHHEEEEEEETTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:



HOLLY SSSHHHHHHEEEEETTTT HE USED SMILES GET THE DOCTOR QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUTO YOU THERE AUTO SPEAK SAY SOMTHING


Don't worry I didn't break him this time.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:47 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:hopefully i will finish the map before a year and hopefully my gf last longer than 2 more days!!!


She called me yesterday. Told me something important.

Really? *leans in closer to hear*


Well she was asking me to meet her but I had to turn her down because i know where that road lead.



my sniper was about to go off your luckie


There's no such thing as lucky. Just smart.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:48 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Or Strike Wolf in the dining room with the katana.

That would be awesome if we could custom order Clue boards with our names on it.


new weapons. Longest threader themed. It would be awesome.



no guys the real killers would never be caught after all the two best snipers would never be caught they would die before the they even got close to figureing it out.


Actually only one of us would be the killer the other one would be able to figure out who did it. Bringing either of us in would be the hard part.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:49 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Is it called Skribel Erfh?

(This post is 100% Lucario approved)
Hope I didn't steal your thing, Strike.


At this point I think the approval thing is just about everyone's thing.



NEVER I STILL CLAIM ALL RIGHTS IT IS THROUGH MY GRACE AND KINDNESS I LET YOU ALL USE IT!!

That, and the fact that Strike could probably take it by force with little to no effort.


Already have.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:49 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:What about captain's log?


We leave that to someone with limited acting ability.

Vin Diesel?


Jean Claude Van Damme?

William Shatner?


Shatner was already implied.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:50 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:what is a wiccans?


Ah! One minute after I summon you, you arrive.

Excellent!


Just like a lap dog.

Image

Jesus fucking Christ...

This means the end of the age of felines (alongside Quirk's mini army)


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:32 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Just like a lap dog.

Image



i think that dog is bigger than the person :shock:


probably. It was the closest I could find to an elephant.



a Clydesdale horse is closer or a mammoth

But than it's not a dog.


At that size, if it says it's a mammoth I'm not about to argue.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby apey on Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:33 pm

it has been a while
How is everyone in this here thread ?
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