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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:59 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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"Yo pops, get that camera out of here I'm tryin to eat breakfast"



i hear you dog!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:41 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
autoload wrote:Dildo in his ass?


I feel like there is a strange correlation between this phrase, and the name "autoload" but I can't quite decide what that correlation is.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:41 pm

2dimes wrote:Clean this dump up, it reaks of rotting bannanas and ass dildo.

2dimes!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:42 pm

strike wolf wrote:I was watching a bit of that documentary "Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL?" on ESPN. I was mainly watching to see Mr. Walker embarass some would be tacklers on his way to another touchdown, when I noticed that one guy who I think had some kind of stake in the USFL and thinking "oh wow, this must be the guy Donald trump borrowed his hairdo from.": You know what? the guy was Donald Trump...

Some things are timeless.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:43 pm

targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i am more of a romantic then my gf is!!!!!!

Gay?


no i am not but i do love my gf very much

Gay.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:43 pm

targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:Must be in another argument with his girlfriend.


me and my gf never fight

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:45 pm

I'm out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:59 pm

autoload wrote:Some things are timeless.

Rotting bananas and ass dildo?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:40 pm

2dimes wrote:
autoload wrote:Some things are timeless.

Rotting bananas and ass dildo?

Only if you are Canadian.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:46 pm

2dimes wrote:
autoload wrote:Some things are timeless.

Rotting bananas and ass dildo?

Some things are timely. **Hands 2dimes a banana bunch**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:05 pm

Canadians have to import both those.

My uncle used to have a shop. He got one of the items from Wyoming, I can't remember now, do you have banana plantations there?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:34 pm

autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i am more of a romantic then my gf is!!!!!!

Gay?


no i am not but i do love my gf very much

Gay.



i think your gay you like it up the ass :P
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:35 pm

autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:Must be in another argument with his girlfriend.


me and my gf never fight

Silent treatment... I understand.



what???? i would never do that
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:36 pm

2dimes wrote:Canadians have to import both those.

My uncle used to have a shop. He got one of the items from Wyoming, I can't remember now, do you have banana plantations there?



:-k :-k :-k let me think here
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:31 pm

targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i am more of a romantic then my gf is!!!!!!

Gay?


no i am not but i do love my gf very much

Gay.



i think your gay you like it up the ass :P

You are correct.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:32 pm

targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:Must be in another argument with his girlfriend.


me and my gf never fight

Silent treatment... I understand.



what???? i would never do that

Her, not you.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:36 pm

That wasn't a silent treatment - she just forgot he was there.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:49 pm

autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:Gay?


no i am not but i do love my gf very much

Gay.



i think your gay you like it up the ass :P

You are correct.



:shock:

u should tell the girls you are sleeping with!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:50 pm

autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:Must be in another argument with his girlfriend.


me and my gf never fight

Silent treatment... I understand.



what???? i would never do that

Her, not you.



nope i love her she loves me
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:51 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:That wasn't a silent treatment - she just forgot he was there.



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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:51 pm

muy got me killed
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:09 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:

could you cook it this time without HAIR!!!!!


That wasn't me...it was 2dimes, the guy's got more hair on his chest than Austin Powers.



more than Robin Williams?


More than twice as much.



wow :shock: :shock:


you want to know his secret? He uses an extra-effective version of rogaine on his chest.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:10 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:CENSORED!


*tries to forcefully forget that target ever did that...*



Censored@


Please this is just painful.



CENSORED!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:12 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Quirk wrote:Image


"Yo pops, get that camera out of here I'm tryin to eat breakfast"



i hear you dog!!!


That' was slightly more tolerable.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:13 pm

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I was watching a bit of that documentary "Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL?" on ESPN. I was mainly watching to see Mr. Walker embarass some would be tacklers on his way to another touchdown, when I noticed that one guy who I think had some kind of stake in the USFL and thinking "oh wow, this must be the guy Donald trump borrowed his hairdo from.": You know what? the guy was Donald Trump...

Some things are timeless.


Unfortunately so is Trump's mushroom hair.
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