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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:16 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
2dimes wrote:
autoload wrote:Some things are timeless.

Rotting bananas and ass dildo?

Some things are timely. **Hands 2dimes a banana bunch**


--Andy


And something's should have just never been

**hands everyone an Octoparrot**
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:17 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:That wasn't a silent treatment - she just forgot he was there.


Probably mistook him for the door knob.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:18 pm

targetman377 wrote:muy got me killed


That's his secret talen.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:29 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:That wasn't a silent treatment - she just forgot he was there.

This gets my award for "Post of the Day".
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:32 pm

targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:me and my gf never fight

Silent treatment... I understand.



what???? i would never do that

Her, not you.



nope i love her she loves me

you're a happy family
with a great big hug
and a kiss from her 2 you
wont you say you love her 2
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:34 pm

Less than 4000 away.

I'm out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:17 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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more than Robin Williams?


More than twice as much.



wow :shock: :shock:


you want to know his secret? He uses an extra-effective version of rogaine on his chest.


why?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:19 pm

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*tries to forcefully forget that target ever did that...*



Censored@


Please this is just painful.



CENSORED!



dam dog why you always got to senser me like that no you be triping and acting like that bush dude who screwed up my life dawg.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:20 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:muy got me killed


That's his secret talen.



wow i meant sick wow must have just #-o #-o #-o ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) spaced out while typing i do that
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:21 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:More than twice as much.



wow :shock: :shock:


you want to know his secret? He uses an extra-effective version of rogaine on his chest.


why?


To pick up people at disco bars.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:22 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
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Censored@


Please this is just painful.



CENSORED!



CENSORED!.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:22 pm

autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:

what???? i would never do that

Her, not you.



nope i love her she loves me

you're a happy family
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and a kiss from her 2 you
wont you say you love her 2


yes i do love her too!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:23 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Please this is just painful.



CENSORED!



CENSORED!.



dam you still be trip-en why not
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:35 am

so i am still sick :(
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:50 pm

Don't worry target I'll keep you entertained with old tired jokes.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:15 pm

2dimes wrote:Canadians have to import both those.

My uncle used to have a shop. He got one of the items from Wyoming, I can't remember now, do you have banana plantations there?

If by banana plantations, you mean cows, sheep, coal, and antelope, then yes. We have an abundence of it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:20 pm

Don't forget volcanic activity that could one day destroy the whole country.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:57 pm

strike wolf wrote:Don't worry target I'll keep you entertained with old tired jokes.


That's no way to talk about me and auto.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:59 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:If by banana plantations, you mean cows, sheep, coal, and antelope, then yes. We have an abundence of it.

Drive North, add Oil and you're here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:12 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Don't worry target I'll keep you entertained with old tired jokes.


That's no way to talk about me and auto.


Huh? i thought you and auto were old yokes.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:27 pm

2dimes wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If by banana plantations, you mean cows, sheep, coal, and antelope, then yes. We have an abundence of it.

Drive North, add Oil and you're here.

Sorry, I forgot we have really good weed too but that does me no good.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:38 pm

strike wolf wrote:Don't forget volcanic activity that could one day destroy the whole country.



thats why they make the diddo there they got to plug that volcanic activity!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:39 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Don't worry target I'll keep you entertained with old tired jokes.


That's no way to talk about me and auto.



this post get my official seal of approval! :mrgreen:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:40 pm

I had canadian weed before. It smelled like ass dildo...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:40 pm

2dimes wrote:
2dimes wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If by banana plantations, you mean cows, sheep, coal, and antelope, then yes. We have an abundence of it.

Drive North, add Oil and you're here.

Sorry, I forgot we have really good weed too but that does me no good.



why else would i go there ;)
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