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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:40 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Don't forget volcanic activity that could one day destroy the whole country.



thats why they make the diddo there they got to plug that volcanic activity!!!


That must be a big dildo...the kind auto uses probably.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:41 pm

strike wolf wrote:I had canadian weed before. It smelled like ass dildo...



wait you have smoked before? really?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:41 pm

targetman377 wrote:
2dimes wrote:
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muy_thaiguy wrote:If by banana plantations, you mean cows, sheep, coal, and antelope, then yes. We have an abundence of it.

Drive North, add Oil and you're here.

Sorry, I forgot we have really good weed too but that does me no good.



why else would i go there ;)


I guess if you like the smell of ass dildo...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:41 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I had canadian weed before. It smelled like ass dildo...



wait you have smoked before? really?


I used to smoke weed but I stopped after a bad experience iwth it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:58 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Don't forget volcanic activity that could one day destroy the whole country.



thats why they make the diddo there they got to plug that volcanic activity!!!


That must be a big dildo...the kind auto uses probably.



he is the tester of all thouse dildos make sure they work
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:58 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:I had canadian weed before. It smelled like ass dildo...



wait you have smoked before? really?


I used to smoke weed but I stopped after a bad experience iwth it.


what happened?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:02 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Don't forget volcanic activity that could one day destroy the whole country.



thats why they make the diddo there they got to plug that volcanic activity!!!


That must be a big dildo...the kind auto uses probably.



he is the tester of all thouse dildos make sure they work


YEah, he seems to enjoy it well enough.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:12 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:I had canadian weed before. It smelled like ass dildo...



wait you have smoked before? really?


I used to smoke weed but I stopped after a bad experience iwth it.


what happened?


Well I had always kind of been a casual pot user. smoke a little maybe once or twice a week but never really smoke more than maybe a joint or two, usually not super high quality weed either. But one night I decided to try more, had about 3 joints of what apparently stronger than I thought it was (I think it turned out to be purp or some other high quality stuff) and a few hits off of a gravity bomb before smoking some more (Like I said I never smoked much so this was more than enough). Long story short I don't really remember much from when I was actually just high up there, I think we just sat on the coouch watching MTV, but I know that I was just really messed up. But what I really remember is when I was coming down from the high. Just really intense paranoia and hyperventilation. I felt like my room was closing in on me about to crush me into a little ball, every part of my body felt like it was being crushed inwards. From there I just decided it wasn't worth it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:41 pm

2dimes wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If by banana plantations, you mean cows, sheep, coal, and antelope, then yes. We have an abundence of it.

Drive North, add Oil and you're here.

Got oil too. Second largest after Texas actually.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:45 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
2dimes wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If by banana plantations, you mean cows, sheep, coal, and antelope, then yes. We have an abundence of it.

Drive North, add Oil and you're here.

Got oil too. Second largest after Texas actually.


Well, do you have polar bears?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:49 pm

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
2dimes wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If by banana plantations, you mean cows, sheep, coal, and antelope, then yes. We have an abundence of it.

Drive North, add Oil and you're here.

Got oil too. Second largest after Texas actually.


Well, do you have polar bears?

Have Grizzly Bears and Black Bears. Also a ticking time bomb in Yellowstone that could obliterate half of the continent. :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:51 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
2dimes wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If by banana plantations, you mean cows, sheep, coal, and antelope, then yes. We have an abundence of it.

Drive North, add Oil and you're here.

Got oil too. Second largest after Texas actually.


Well, do you have polar bears?

Have Grizzly Bears and Black Bears. Also a ticking time bomb in Yellowstone that could obliterate half of the continent. :D


We already mentioned Yellowstone...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:10 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:13 pm

It's time for Strike's movie of the week.

This week's movie is Amadeus.

A movie depicting Mozart's life (not a documentary and large percent fiction), this movie is weird, a bit slow and even annoying at a couple points but...well I kind of like it. the musical score (all works by Mozart and Salieri) is well done and their is a certain oddball feel that gives this movie a little higher ranking. I don't think I would go out of my way to ever watch it again but if it happened to be on tv I probably would watch it.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:13 pm

strike wolf wrote:We already mentioned Yellowstone...

But not its effects to National Security.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:14 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:We already mentioned Yellowstone...

But not its effects to National Security.


I think we mentioned something about "volcanic activity that could wipe out the whole country"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:15 pm

strike wolf wrote:It's time for Strike's movie of the week.

This week's movie is Amadeus.

A movie depicting Mozart's life (not a documentary and large percent fiction), this movie is weird, a bit slow and even annoying at a couple points but...well I kind of like it. the musical score (all works by Mozart and Salieri) is well done and their is a certain oddball feel that gives this movie a little higher ranking. I don't think I would go out of my way to ever watch it again but if it happened to be on tv I probably would watch it.

The Wolf has Spoken.


I didn't like the movie all that much, but I've seen it several times live on stage and it is marvellous.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:23 pm

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:We already mentioned Yellowstone...

But not its effects to National Security.


I think we mentioned something about "volcanic activity that could wipe out the whole country"

Not the whole country, just pretty much anything West of the Mississippi and South of the Yukon and North of Panama.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:23 pm

Like i said I kind of liked it but I probably wouldn't go out of my way to see it again.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:24 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:We already mentioned Yellowstone...

But not its effects to National Security.


I think we mentioned something about "volcanic activity that could wipe out the whole country"

Not the whole country, just pretty much anything West of the Mississippi and South of the Yukon and North of Panama.


The report I heard said that the ash would be enough to have a serious impact on the whole country.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:02 pm

I'm talking lava flow here, not ash.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:28 pm

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strike wolf wrote:Don't worry target I'll keep you entertained with old tired jokes.


That's no way to talk about me and auto.

I agree.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:28 pm

2dimes wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If by banana plantations, you mean cows, sheep, coal, and antelope, then yes. We have an abundence of it.

Drive North, add Oil and you're here.

2dimes!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:29 pm

strike wolf wrote:I had canadian weed before. It smelled like ass dildo...

Someone call me?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:29 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Don't forget volcanic activity that could one day destroy the whole country.



thats why they make the diddo there they got to plug that volcanic activity!!!


That must be a big dildo...the kind auto uses probably.

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