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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:09 pm

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autoload wrote:Not much activity in here.

Sounds like you've been a busy banana though. **Passes around a bowl of banana bunches**


--Andy



*grabs a banana man these are good!


I'm not sure if you are grabbing a "banana", and saying that is delicious...or if you are grabbing a "banana man" and saying the same thing. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:09 pm

...and then there's this:

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:10 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Backlog complete.

Anyways, I got home last night from visiting my son and was going out the door to a Halloween party when I get a text from a girl inviting me to her house for a few drinks with some other friends that were also there. I tell that girl that I'm on my way to a party and she then asks me if the party I am going to will have random girls groping me. I replied in the negative, and sure as my name is autoload I ended up skipping the Halloween party and going to the other house to get groped by women. Long story short, I took a girl home with me this morning and missed work so that I could f*ck. This is a girl I have known for a while and never had sex with until this morning. *checks off box*

I knew it! you do have a list for everyone you've ever met...

That list would not be as long as you might suspect.


*checks it*

You know auto, I'm honored to be on it..but well you're not really my type.



its ok he plans to use drugs so you forget.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:12 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
autoload wrote:Not much activity in here.

Sounds like you've been a busy banana though. **Passes around a bowl of banana bunches**


--Andy



*grabs a banana man these are good!


I'm not sure if you are grabbing a "banana", and saying that is delicious...or if you are grabbing a "banana man" and saying the same thing. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:12 pm

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DAZMCFC wrote:4 in a row Auto, you must be bored shitless.


Backlog is common in this thread. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that most of us don't like making one comment to say about everything that's been written in this thread since our last visit. It's a lot easier to make it several posts one (ocassionally 2) for each post that we find worth commenting on and I think it's clearer what we're trying to say when the others come in to read it. Basically me and auto started the backlogging trend (I honestly can't remember who was the first to really backlog) and others like target and luc also do it now.



i have alwasy done it the reason i never wanted to miss out and also to kind of be endocterd here you have to do backlogging. others wise your post may come off as spam.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:15 pm

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strike wolf wrote:You could set them up but it was I who knocked them down.



but you would have nothing if it was not for me to set up


I have in the past and will now give you credit for your work but I have made very good knock downs that you did not set up.



that is true.. dat dog lol kidding only kidding i am really not that up tight.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:17 pm

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I'm talking permissie as in they allow him to get away with too much.

They are the cause of his doings. They pretty much encourage him to be who he is, and it sucks. And I may have to spend up to 3 weeks in the same house as him! AAAAAAAAAA! :x


i'd offer my services to make sure that he disappears temporarily but i have a busy 3 week period around then...




and yes you do!!! dont forget its our bussyest time of the all the last min. killings the rush to get them ordered and executed before the forgiving time of Christmas. SO WHERE IS YOUR GAME FACE!!!

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good disguise but the 3 brick on the left is you with a sniper rifle aiming at the camera yeah i see you there but great mask!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:17 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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DAZMCFC wrote:4 in a row Auto, you must be bored shitless.


hello there govner!

Fake Britsh accent...Still not as painful as your fake ghetto accent.



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:18 pm

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Lucarilover240 wrote:So Strike, I was playing COD: WAW a few days ago, and noticed that one of my teammates was named "lone wolf". I couldn't help but wonder...


Was he killing people off 10 at a time with the sniper? if so than maybe.

I believe he was using a sniper rifle, as the character model suggested, but I was too busy MGing a shitload of Germans to notice.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:19 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Backlog complete.

Anyways, I got home last night from visiting my son and was going out the door to a Halloween party when I get a text from a girl inviting me to her house for a few drinks with some other friends that were also there. I tell that girl that I'm on my way to a party and she then asks me if the party I am going to will have random girls groping me. I replied in the negative, and sure as my name is autoload I ended up skipping the Halloween party and going to the other house to get groped by women. Long story short, I took a girl home with me this morning and missed work so that I could f*ck. This is a girl I have known for a while and never had sex with until this morning. *checks off box*

I knew it! you do have a list for everyone you've ever met...

(Prays I am not on the list)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:20 pm

Quirk wrote:Yesterday was my birthday. I turned 38. Unlike ottolode :) I do celebrate birthdays. There wasn't a whole lot of celebrating going on for this one, though. As I've said before "This year has been rough all around." My mother is sick and they can't figure out what's wrong with her. My wife has been in the hospital since Thursday. So it's just been me and the little guy for a few days. The good news is my wife is coming home today. These days would be a test of my faith if I had any. Anyway my visits to CC will probably be sporadic for a while. Not that that's much different from the norm.

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sorry to hear that qurik i hope all goes well for your mom and your wife. i will pray for them. also happy birthday!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:22 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
autoload wrote:Not much activity in here.

Sounds like you've been a busy banana though. **Passes around a bowl of banana bunches**


--Andy



*grabs a banana man these are good!


I'm not sure if you are grabbing a "banana", and saying that is delicious...or if you are grabbing a "banana man" and saying the same thing. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy



i would never grab another mans banana it is a sacrade object just for them and there ladies friends they invite in!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:23 pm

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DAZMCFC wrote:4 in a row Auto, you must be bored shitless.


hello there govner!


cockneys would pronounce it govna.


me being from the Northwest would not speak like that at all. :roll:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:23 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
2dimes wrote:I'm so tired my vision is getting blurred. This thread looks better.

Your vision is definitely still blurred.


He probably mistook your av with that guy in all his porno books.

You mean... It isn't?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:26 pm

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
2dimes wrote:I'm so tired my vision is getting blurred. This thread looks better.

Your vision is definitely still blurred.


He probably mistook your av with that guy in all his porno books.

I am that guy in all his porno books...

That's what I thought.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:28 pm

Quirk wrote:Yesterday was my birthday. I turned 38. Unlike ottolode :) I do celebrate birthdays. There wasn't a whole lot of celebrating going on for this one, though. As I've said before "This year has been rough all around." My mother is sick and they can't figure out what's wrong with her. My wife has been in the hospital since Thursday. So it's just been me and the little guy for a few days. The good news is my wife is coming home today. These days would be a test of my faith if I had any. Anyway my visits to CC will probably be sporadic for a while. Not that that's much different from the norm.

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Happy birthday! Hope things work out for ya.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:30 pm

Quirk wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Sounds like you've been a busy banana though. **Passes around a bowl of banana bunches**


--Andy



*grabs a banana man these are good!


I'm not sure if you are grabbing a "banana", and saying that is delicious...or if you are grabbing a "banana man" and saying the same thing. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy


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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:37 pm

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To be honest, I prefer melons and tacos.


You would say that. Everyone secretly loves bananas though. **Passes out a few more banana bunches**


--Andy


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:39 pm

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Backlog complete.

Anyways, I got home last night from visiting my son and was going out the door to a Halloween party when I get a text from a girl inviting me to her house for a few drinks with some other friends that were also there. I tell that girl that I'm on my way to a party and she then asks me if the party I am going to will have random girls groping me. I replied in the negative, and sure as my name is autoload I ended up skipping the Halloween party and going to the other house to get groped by women. Long story short, I took a girl home with me this morning and missed work so that I could f*ck. This is a girl I have known for a while and never had sex with until this morning. *checks off box*

I knew it! you do have a list for everyone you've ever met...

That list would not be as long as you might suspect.


*checks it*

You know auto, I'm honored to be on it..but well you're not really my type.

I never pressure anybody on my list.


You save the pressure for when it counts.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:43 pm

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
2dimes wrote:I'm so tired my vision is getting blurred. This thread looks better.

Your vision is definitely still blurred.


He probably mistook your av with that guy in all his porno books.

I am that guy in all his porno books...


They must have used photo shop than....
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:50 pm

Quirk wrote:Yesterday was my birthday. I turned 38. Unlike ottolode :) I do celebrate birthdays. There wasn't a whole lot of celebrating going on for this one, though. As I've said before "This year has been rough all around." My mother is sick and they can't figure out what's wrong with her. My wife has been in the hospital since Thursday. So it's just been me and the little guy for a few days. The good news is my wife is coming home today. These days would be a test of my faith if I had any. Anyway my visits to CC will probably be sporadic for a while. Not that that's much different from the norm.

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Happy birthday and I hope she gets better.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:51 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:4 in a row Auto, you must be bored shitless.


Backlog is common in this thread. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that most of us don't like making one comment to say about everything that's been written in this thread since our last visit. It's a lot easier to make it several posts one (ocassionally 2) for each post that we find worth commenting on and I think it's clearer what we're trying to say when the others come in to read it. Basically me and auto started the backlogging trend (I honestly can't remember who was the first to really backlog) and others like target and luc also do it now.



i have alwasy done it the reason i never wanted to miss out and also to kind of be endocterd here you have to do backlogging. others wise your post may come off as spam.


I wouldn't say that. Jonesy doesn't really backlog and quirk doesn't either.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:54 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:They are the cause of his doings. They pretty much encourage him to be who he is, and it sucks. And I may have to spend up to 3 weeks in the same house as him! AAAAAAAAAA! :x


i'd offer my services to make sure that he disappears temporarily but i have a busy 3 week period around then...




and yes you do!!! dont forget its our bussyest time of the all the last min. killings the rush to get them ordered and executed before the forgiving time of Christmas. SO WHERE IS YOUR GAME FACE!!!

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good disguise but the 3 brick on the left is you with a sniper rifle aiming at the camera yeah i see you there but great mask!!!


Good guess but that is actually a built in sniper. I am actually the guy wearing the mask.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:55 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:So Strike, I was playing COD: WAW a few days ago, and noticed that one of my teammates was named "lone wolf". I couldn't help but wonder...


Was he killing people off 10 at a time with the sniper? if so than maybe.

I believe he was using a sniper rifle, as the character model suggested, but I was too busy MGing a shitload of Germans to notice.



I see well next time you see him pay close attention.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:56 pm

targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
autoload wrote:Not much activity in here.

Sounds like you've been a busy banana though. **Passes around a bowl of banana bunches**


--Andy



*grabs a banana man these are good!


I'm not sure if you are grabbing a "banana", and saying that is delicious...or if you are grabbing a "banana man" and saying the same thing. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy



i would never grab another mans banana it is a sacrade object just for them and there ladies friends they invite in!!


So yu just like grabbing your own banana...
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