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by Lucarilover240 on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:26 pm
autoload wrote:strike wolf wrote:autoload wrote:2dimes wrote:I'm so tired my vision is getting blurred. This thread looks better.
Your vision is definitely still blurred.
He probably mistook your av with that guy in all his porno books.
I
am that guy in all his porno books...
That's what I thought.
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by strike wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:39 pm
autoload wrote:strike wolf wrote:autoload wrote:strike wolf wrote:autoload wrote:Backlog complete.
Anyways, I got home last night from visiting my son and was going out the door to a Halloween party when I get a text from a girl inviting me to her house for a few drinks with some other friends that were also there. I tell that girl that I'm on my way to a party and she then asks me if the party I am going to will have random girls groping me. I replied in the negative, and sure as my name is autoload I ended up skipping the Halloween party and going to the other house to get groped by women. Long story short, I took a girl home with me this morning and missed work so that I could f*ck. This is a girl I have known for a while and never had sex with until this morning. *checks off box*
I knew it! you do have a list for everyone you've ever met...
That list would not be as long as you might suspect.
*checks it*
You know auto, I'm honored to be on it..but well you're not really my type.
I never pressure anybody on my list.
You save the pressure for when it counts.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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by strike wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:56 pm
targetman377 wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:targetman377 wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:autoload wrote:Not much activity in here.
Sounds like you've been a busy banana though.
**Passes around a bowl of banana bunches**--Andy
*grabs a banana man these are good!
I'm not sure if you are grabbing a "banana", and saying that is delicious...or if you are grabbing a "banana man" and saying the same thing.
**Munches on a banana**--Andy
i would never grab another mans banana it is a sacrade object just for them and there ladies friends they invite in!!
So yu just like grabbing your own banana...
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