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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:35 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

Well, that is what happens when kids try to go vegetarian, they turn cannibalistic and their bites often resemble that of a starved dog.


No, she just ate the dog.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:43 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

Well, that is what happens when kids try to go vegetarian, they turn cannibalistic and their bites often resemble that of a starved dog.


No, she just ate the dog.

I guess you really are what you eat then, especially in this case.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:14 pm

so the dog is jonesthecurl, the curlette is the dog?
And most recently that makes me a cheese sandwich.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:14 pm

Can I make anyone else a cheese sandwich?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:18 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Can I make anyone else a cheese sandwich?


Sure, might be interesting for a day.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby pimpdave on Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:24 pm

I just ate a banana.

True story.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:49 pm

run, dave! If you are what you eat, Andythemod will be after you right away!
(hmm, perhaps this explains some past events...)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:29 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


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Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:30 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:run, dave! If you are what you eat, Andythemod will be after you right away!
(hmm, perhaps this explains some past events...)

:lol: Your humor never fails us, curl.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:31 pm

autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:34 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.


Don't look at me...I didn't order any hits on you.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:35 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

Well, that is what happens when kids try to go vegetarian, they turn cannibalistic and their bites often resemble that of a starved dog.


And as cannibals they are contagious zombies. the itching is the first stage of infection. You should cut it off before it spreads.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:36 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

Well, that is what happens when kids try to go vegetarian, they turn cannibalistic and their bites often resemble that of a starved dog.


No, she just ate the dog.


You got bit by a tofu dog?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:36 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:so the dog is jonesthecurl, the curlette is the dog?
And most recently that makes me a cheese sandwich.


Hey who cut the cheese?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:37 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:run, dave! If you are what you eat, Andythemod will be after you right away!
(hmm, perhaps this explains some past events...)


If you are what you eat andy wouldbe 5 million different bananas by now.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:23 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

Good. Because if that "h" in "huge" was capitalized, I would have my attorneys get busy.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:24 pm

Not much activity in here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:35 pm

Just one of those days.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:05 pm

autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

Good. Because if that "h" in "huge" was capitalized, I would have my attorneys get busy.


He has good lawyers I know from the last time I said huge with a H...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:11 pm

What, "Huge"?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:25 am

Hello.

I'm out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:23 am

Somehow the little guy can sense when I have to go into work early. He likes to wake up an hour and a half early on those days.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:17 am

autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

Good. Because if that "h" in "huge" was capitalized, I would have my attorneys get busy.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:48 pm

I was thinking more Harvey Birdman. **Eats a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:56 pm

That was handi-man's catch phrase. "Let's get busy!"
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