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by **diddle** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:35 am

But he still wanks at school.

by **cena-rules** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:28 am

by **jnd94** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:52 pm

diddle wrote:But he still wanks at school.

bah, Im not tellin you anything anymore.

by **diddle** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:20 pm

jnd94 wrote:
diddle wrote:But he still wanks at school.

bah, Im not tellin you anything anymore.

You make it sound like I asked.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:39 pm

I used to be in a tutor-group with a kid who had an unsettling habit of beating his boner in public. Eventually we just got used to him interfering with himself at inappropriate times and came up with a little ditty to sing everytime we caught him at it.

The sad thing was that he was too engrossed in his unsavoury endeavour to notice that we'd all started singing.

by **diddle** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:43 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I used to be in a tutor-group with a kid who had an unsettling habit of beating his boner in public. Eventually we just got used to him interfering with himself at inappropriate times and came up with a little ditty to sing everytime we caught him at it.

The sad thing was that he was too engrossed in his unsavoury endeavour to notice that we'd all started singing.

Thats pretty extreme.

I personally wouldn't even consider tossing my dong in school. The consequences of being found trousers down in the urinals isn't too appealing. But as I said to Jnd earlier, whatever floats your boat....

by **jnd94** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:59 pm

It was once! OMFG!

by **diddle** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:01 pm

jnd94 wrote:It was once! OMFG!

Next you'll be asking me 'whats the worst that can happen?'

I will admit I had a quick one in the sea once.

But I was young and misguided.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:05 pm

diddle wrote:Thats pretty extreme.

I personally wouldn't even consider tossing my dong in school. The consequences of being found trousers down in the urinals isn't too appealing. But as I said to Jnd earlier, whatever floats your boat....

Oh he was really weird kid though... definately something wrong in his brain-wiring. Lights on, nobody home... you know what I mean?

He didn't use to go twitch it in the lavs or anything, he'd just lose his focus in lessons and get it out under the table. The worst incident was when he was waiting in line to get his maths homework marked (you had to queue at the teacher's desk) and he just started doing it through the fabric of his trousers in plain-view.

I wonder what he's doing now... come to think of it, I'd bet moderate sums of money that he's probably on some kind of sex-offenders register

by **diddle** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:15 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
diddle wrote:Thats pretty extreme.

I personally wouldn't even consider tossing my dong in school. The consequences of being found trousers down in the urinals isn't too appealing. But as I said to Jnd earlier, whatever floats your boat....

Oh he was really weird kid though... definately something wrong in his brain-wiring. Lights on, nobody home... you know what I mean?

He didn't use to go twitch it in the lavs or anything, he'd just lose his focus in lessons and get it out under the table. The worst incident was when he was waiting in line to get his maths homework marked (you had to queue at the teacher's desk) and he just started doing it through the fabric of his trousers in plain-view.

I wonder what he's doing now... come to think of it, I'd bet moderate sums of money that he's probably on some kind of sex-offenders register

Poor lad. Well actually, looking at the big picture, he didn't do too badly for himself. My money's on him enjoying school much more than most of the kids in his year.

by **jnd94** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:06 pm

diddle wrote:
jnd94 wrote:It was once! OMFG!

Next you'll be asking me 'whats the worst that can happen?'

I will admit I had a quick one in the sea once.

But I was young and misguided.

And the same excuse can't be used for me? You sir, are a hypocrite. Is the "sea" a beach? If so, that is way more public than a bathroom.