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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:10 pm

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Here I thought you were getting ass.


Unfortunately, I'm currently in a fairly long dry spell.

You are young yet.


I did use the time last night while I was having trouble to go to a bar but I saw a guy known around campus as "Admiral Creepy" and decided that him being there let alone him being there drunk wasn't the best place to be.

Big mistake. That guy would have made you look like a god in comparison.


No, the biggest problem with "admiral creepy" is that on top of being unbelievably and scarily creepy is that he likes to find the closest person to him and act like he's your good friend...he also has girl repelling powers. He shows up and all the women within a mile of him disappear.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:11 pm

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targetman377 wrote:so you prople wondering where i went right?

well heres the story on firdaynight i went backhome with the gf so i only played my games and i could not come on the forms cuase i work 8 hour days and my gf wanted to spend time with me so i just barley got enough time to play my games but now back at school so i have some time!!! i will be back on!!!!

Didn't even realize you were gone...


Don't listen target, he was sobbing like a little girl...oh I should have kept that secret, good blackmailing material.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:17 pm

F****** Orton throwing an interception
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:23 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Unfortunately, I'm currently in a fairly long dry spell.

You are young yet.


I did use the time last night while I was having trouble to go to a bar but I saw a guy known around campus as "Admiral Creepy" and decided that him being there let alone him being there drunk wasn't the best place to be.

Big mistake. That guy would have made you look like a god in comparison.


No, the biggest problem with "admiral creepy" is that on top of being unbelievably and scarily creepy is that he likes to find the closest person to him and act like he's your good friend...he also has girl repelling powers. He shows up and all the women within a mile of him disappear.

That is why you walk in with target and have creepy latch onto him.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:24 pm

Army of GOD wrote:F****** Orton throwing an interception

Is Army a new member of this thread?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:29 pm

autoload wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:F****** Orton throwing an interception

Is Army a new member of this thread?

It seems to be heading that way.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:30 pm

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
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autoload wrote:You are young yet.


I did use the time last night while I was having trouble to go to a bar but I saw a guy known around campus as "Admiral Creepy" and decided that him being there let alone him being there drunk wasn't the best place to be.

Big mistake. That guy would have made you look like a god in comparison.


No, the biggest problem with "admiral creepy" is that on top of being unbelievably and scarily creepy is that he likes to find the closest person to him and act like he's your good friend...he also has girl repelling powers. He shows up and all the women within a mile of him disappear.

That is why you walk in with target and have creepy latch onto him.


I couldn't do that to target...he's too nice to know how to get away.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:33 pm

The experience would be worth more than anything we can teach him posting in this thread though.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:34 pm

autoload wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:F****** Orton throwing an interception

Is Army a new member of this thread?


Am I going to have to be Sharkbait?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:38 pm

The Stranglers were right "Life shows no mercy." This year continues to be a rough one. But the little guy is doing great so that gives me strength.

here's a picture of a hairless chimp
he's in a Zoo in India

Image
Image Image

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:43 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
autoload wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:F****** Orton throwing an interception

Is Army a new member of this thread?


Am I going to have to be Sharkbait?


Sharkbait? no...just our practice dummy.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:50 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
autoload wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:F****** Orton throwing an interception

Is Army a new member of this thread?


Am I going to have to be Sharkbait?


Sharkbait? no...just our practice dummy.


I thought that was targetman's job! :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:10 pm

F F F MY MY MY LIFE LIFE LIFE.

DEFENSE!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:11 pm

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:strike likes to black mail people when they least expect it.

Oh, whoopsie, I wasn't suppost to post that now was I?


You'd better keep that quiet or I might have to reveal your medical condition.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:12 pm

FUMBLE!!!!! FUMBLEE!!!! I TOLD YOU DEFENSE! I F****** TOLD YOU!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:24 pm

And then they suck :(
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:39 pm

Interception. Thank God.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:04 pm

Interception. Damn.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:24 pm

/game :cry:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:27 pm

For future reference, Army, please don't pst every major event of the game in multiple posts. It looks spammy.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:56 pm

Quirk wrote:Image

f*ck! This could be the new picture!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:57 pm

strike wolf wrote:For future reference, Army, please don't pst every major event of the game in multiple posts. It looks spammy.

I lol'ed.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:57 pm

Other thread on Page 4 now.

I'm out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:01 am

autoload wrote:
Quirk wrote:Image

f*ck! This could be the new picture!


It has been a while since we had a good picture for the thread.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:59 am

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
Quirk wrote:Image

f*ck! This could be the new picture!


It has been a while since we had a good picture for the thread.

A hairless chimp.

PETA is gonna have a field day with this one about not having to wear animal fur.
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