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[AndyDufresne]

Creepy post above. **Eats another banana**


--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

I've said it before and I'll no doubt say it again.
I don't give a flying bleepity where cotton-eye bloody Joe came from, and I sure as hell don't care where the bleep he goes.

[targetman377]

I'm out.

when were you in???

Ha.

C'est quoi elle a parlé (?)

hey i speak english! (not good but hey)

[targetman377]

yes he is in NEW ENGLAND (ahhh only i would find that funny ) he hails from england though(the island with the wight cliffs of dover)

Well, New jersey specifically. But yes, I am a Brit - in fact I'm going back next week for a few days to see family, since the summer visit wasn't all we'd planned it to be.

Can you take me with you?

I'm only in NY, it'd be awesome!

bloop bloop bloop


awsome road trip can i remind you USA AND UK ARE SEPRATED BY AN OCEAN!!!!!

ROADTRIP!

When did this happen?!

really.....when did the OCEAN GROW OHH YESTERDAY!!! #-O

[targetman377]

I'm out.

I'm anticipating the next backlog refresh. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

*steals a banana from Andy*

Unfortunately that was banana bomb expertly placed there.

*KABOOM!*

hey look you ate it before now your insides are all over the window!!

[targetman377]

Wake me up when the topic changes...

Would you prefer we wake you up with the water bucket or gun fire?

:-k:-k well the water is cold and the gun fire is load i just dont know SUPRISE ME!!!!

Nah for target only the loudest most dangerous thing imaginable...you gets the tactical nuke.

oh boy thats what i was just dreaming about!!!! yeah!!!! cant wait how close?????

[targetman377]

You are in the US, get used to it.

me too i dislike collage football very much

You never really liked heart, you always kill the heart.

what?????

I are truping t-man att hys on sport.

[targetman377]

yes he is in NEW ENGLAND (ahhh only i would find that funny ) he hails from england though(the island with the wight cliffs of dover)

Well, New jersey specifically. But yes, I am a Brit - in fact I'm going back next week for a few days to see family, since the summer visit wasn't all we'd planned it to be.

Can you take me with you?

I'm only in NY, it'd be awesome!

bloop bloop bloop


awsome road trip can i remind you USA AND UK ARE SEPRATED BY AN OCEAN!!!!!

ROADTRIP!

I can remind you that posts are seperated by a "

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sorry i am not using my cumperter this one is all funky on this site since my cumputers harddrive needs to be replaced!!

[targetman377]

Wake me up when the topic changes...

yes he is in NEW ENGLAND (ahhh only i would find that funny ) he hails from england though(the island with the wight cliffs of dover)

Well, New jersey specifically. But yes, I am a Brit - in fact I'm going back next week for a few days to see family, since the summer visit wasn't all we'd planned it to be.

Can you take me with you?

I'm only in NY, it'd be awesome!

ROADTRIP!

I think you'd find it a little dull: We're having an early Christmas with the parents and the in-laws. In Porth Cawl. I'm not anticipating a lot of excitement.

but he is anticipating alot of tea and crumpets

[targetman377]

bloop bloop bloop


awsome road trip can i remind you USA AND UK ARE SEPRATED BY AN OCEAN!!!!!

When did this happen?!

Do you want the scientists answer or the creationists?

or the smart ass response, the crazy person in cell block 4 or too you want the crazy nut on the coner of 5 and 6th

[targetman377]

**Eats a banana**


--Andy

your going to DIE


*steals all of andys bananas and throws them in the hudson!!!!!


its for your own good andy

this is an intervention. the first couple of days will be hard but when you are jones here at the longest threaders will help you cure u of your adiction!!! its ok

[targetman377]

If it hadn' been for Cotton Eyed Joe,
I'd been married long time go,
Where'd you come from where'd you go,
Where'd you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
(que the banjo)

well..........

[muy_thaiguy]

Andy is a monkey. The only other thing he really needs to eat is bat guano.

If it hadn' been for Cotton Eyed Joe,
I'd been married long time go,
Where'd you come from where'd you go,
Where'd you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
(que the banjo)

well..........

What?

[targetman377]

Creepy post above. **Eats another banana**


--Andy

dam takes it before he takes a bit close one throws it away


we can do this andy your addiction must get better

[targetman377]

I've said it before and I'll no doubt say it again.
I don't give a flying bleepity where cotton-eye bloody Joe came from, and I sure as hell don't care where the bleep he goes.

i think you pushed jonseys button and i thought nothing you could say would upset our jonsy!!!! wow your real colors show and i must say i am a little appouled lol...........jk

[targetman377]

Andy is a monkey. The only other thing he really needs to eat is bat guano.

If it hadn' been for Cotton Eyed Joe,
I'd been married long time go,
Where'd you come from where'd you go,
Where'd you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
(que the banjo)

well..........

What?

what where?

[targetman377]

well my epic posting spree is over just in time to go to class see you all's on the flip side!!! and keep it real

[targetman377]

*me needs to think of an awesome catchphrase that will take over the world

and thats the way it is

[muy_thaiguy]

Your girlfriend, in the basement, with a whip, chains, and handcuffs?

[jonesthecurl]

I've said it before and I'll no doubt say it again.
I don't give a flying bleepity where cotton-eye bloody Joe came from, and I sure as hell don't care where the bleep he goes.

i think you pushed jonseys button and i thought nothing you could say would upset our jonsy!!!! wow your real colors show and i must say i am a little appouled lol...........jk

I hate that effin song.
There was a guy who used to frequent the same pub as me at the time who insisted on putting it on the jukebox repeatedly.
he also liked Johnny Cash.
I forget his name, I always thought of him as the "dull boring drunken bastard".

[AndyDufresne]

**Writes a song about banana. Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

I don't care where the banana came from, nor where it's going, either.
Hey, not there!

[Lucarilover240]

I thought jones was in England?

yes he is in NEW ENGLAND (ahhh only i would find that funny ) he hails from england though(the island with the wight cliffs of dover)

Well, New jersey specifically. But yes, I am a Brit - in fact I'm going back next week for a few days to see family, since the summer visit wasn't all we'd planned it to be.

Can you take me with you?

I'm only in NY, it'd be awesome!

ROADTRIP!

Road trip to England.

"Honey I think we're lost"

"Of couse not honey. Just taking the kids to see the underwater world and the dolphins...You see the dolphin kids?"

*dolphin eaten by shark*

"roll em up"

Acknowledging National Lampoon's "Vacation" refrence.

[Lucarilover240]

If it hadn' been for Cotton Eyed Joe,
I'd been married long time go,
Where'd you come from where'd you go,
Where'd you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
(que the banjo)

(repeats verses several times)
(female vocal solo)
(more verse repetition)

Still like the song though.

[Lucarilover240]

Well, New jersey specifically. But yes, I am a Brit - in fact I'm going back next week for a few days to see family, since the summer visit wasn't all we'd planned it to be.

Can you take me with you?

I'm only in NY, it'd be awesome!

bloop bloop bloop


awsome road trip can i remind you USA AND UK ARE SEPRATED BY AN OCEAN!!!!!

ROADTRIP!

I can remind you that posts are seperated by a "

"

sorry i am not using my cumperter this one is all funky on this site since my cumputers harddrive needs to be replaced!![/quote]
Now don't go trying to blame your spelling errors on the computer.