the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[autoload]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

A decade older at your age? That's like if I was 5 and you were 4...

Your attempt at humor was not lost on me.

[autoload]

This is a really long thread

I feel like someone should discipline him. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Won't do any good.

[autoload]

The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.

2diems this did not actually happan did it?

Sucker born every minute.

[Army of GOD]

This thread is Huge.

We should have a game show...Are you Huger than a longest thread? No one would ever win not even this guy...

New thread picture?

Nipples aren't allowed!


Either that's a nipple or a piece of chicken



I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back...ribs

[autoload]

Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

*receives bow*

[Utafar]

You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

[autoload]

Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

*Cough* Insignificant! *cough*

Every thousand posts is somewhat significant.

[Utafar]

Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

*receives bow*

*witnesses bow

[autoload]

your back and we found our new page pic!!!!!!!

Could be.

[autoload]

C-c-c-c-combobreaker

This gets my "Post of the Day".

[Army of GOD]

You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

[autoload]

Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

I'd like to get paid in pussy.

[autoload]

Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

*receives bow*

*witnesses bow

*unties bow*

[Army of GOD]

Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

I'd like to get paid in pussy.

Blonde chick with nice pussy

[autoload]

You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.

[autoload]

Backlog complete.

[Utafar]

Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

*receives bow*

*witnesses bow

*unties bow*

I see what you did there

Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

I'd like to get paid in pussy.

I'd like to get paid in platinum pussy

You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

and no but I did it anyway

[Army of GOD]

You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.

Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah

[Utafar]

You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.

Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah

that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead

[Army of GOD]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.

Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah

that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead

It's obviously contagious.

[Utafar]

It's obviously contagious.

Touche

[autoload]

I'd like to get paid in platinum pussy

That would be hard to f*ck.

[autoload]

that's not funny you dickhead

I don't think this was meant personally either.

[autoload]

Not much activity in here.

[AndyDufresne]

Not much activity in here.

I hope this wasn't meant personally. **Eats a banana**


--Andy