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Postby kramsey06 on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:03 am

women love my words i whisper in there ears
if you love something let it go, if it comes back to you its yours, if it doesn't it never was
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Postby HoustonNutt on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:05 am

kramsey06 wrote:women love my words i whisper in there ears



Quick impression of you, on a date:
"Hay babee... u turne me on. Dew u like morons? Eye can like u gude."
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Postby kramsey06 on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:07 am

more like "walks up kisses on cheeck, we lay on beach for a while, me staring into her eyes before sliding my hand over her chin before kissing it. we all know where it goes from there. katie knows that very well
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Postby HoustonNutt on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:09 am

Hey, here's an idea--regale us with your first encounter with a dude in your ass.
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Postby kramsey06 on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:14 am

first off i have never taken it in the ass. i am never going to. second lawyers have to go into prison to visit there clients. we all know what bubba is thinking when you walk in there aint that right fucknutt
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Postby HoustonNutt on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:22 am

kramsey06 wrote:first off i have never taken it in the ass. i am never going to. second lawyers have to go into prison to visit there clients. we all know what bubba is thinking when you walk in there aint that right fucknutt


You haven't taken it? Riiiiight. Dude, your posts SCREAM "I'm a douchey homo shitbag."

Also, why do you hate commas?
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Postby autoload on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:22 am

HoustonNutt wrote:
2dimes wrote:
autoload wrote:I just soiled myself imagining getting yelled at by kramsey06... It was pretty runny...
Check.


I imagine that, in some alternate universe, you are tired of posting inane drivel. Shame it isn't this universe.


Now what was so bad about 2dimes post?
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Postby HoustonNutt on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:23 am

autoload wrote:
HoustonNutt wrote:
2dimes wrote:
autoload wrote:I just soiled myself imagining getting yelled at by kramsey06... It was pretty runny...
Check.


I imagine that, in some alternate universe, you are tired of posting inane drivel. Shame it isn't this universe.


Now what was so bad about 2dimes post?


Other than being pointless, even by CC forum standards, nothing.
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Postby autoload on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:26 am

HoustonNutt wrote:
autoload wrote:
HoustonNutt wrote:
2dimes wrote:
autoload wrote:I just soiled myself imagining getting yelled at by kramsey06... It was pretty runny...
Check.

I imagine that, in some alternate universe, you are tired of posting inane drivel. Shame it isn't this universe.

Now what was so bad about 2dimes post?

Other than being pointless, even by CC forum standards, nothing.

Check.
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Postby HoustonNutt on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:27 am

autoload wrote:
HoustonNutt wrote:
autoload wrote:
HoustonNutt wrote:
2dimes wrote:
autoload wrote:I just soiled myself imagining getting yelled at by kramsey06... It was pretty runny...
Check.

I imagine that, in some alternate universe, you are tired of posting inane drivel. Shame it isn't this universe.

Now what was so bad about 2dimes post?

Other than being pointless, even by CC forum standards, nothing.

Check.


A+
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Postby kramsey06 on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:28 am

think what you want to think man. isnt that a lawyers job fight for the liar. i dont hate commas i just dont use them cause i know it pisses you off
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Postby HoustonNutt on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:31 am

kramsey06 wrote:think what you want to think man. isnt that a lawyers job fight for the liar. i dont hate commas i just dont use them cause i know it pisses you off


You are going to try to talk shit about the legal profession when you are obviously too developmentally disabled to even finish high school? Maybe do yourself a favor and go play in traffic.

Also, you don't use commas because you are too fucking retarded. Retards don't piss me off. I like to let them clean my car and mow my lawn.
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Postby autoload on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:58 am

Don't insult the retards by comparing them to kramsey06.
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Postby kramsey06 on Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:04 am

f*ck you beaner. i will leave them to the lawn mowing. your just sad your less then have of what i am
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Postby strike wolf on Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:11 am

Kramsey, if you were half the man anyone on this site is, I would owe you an apology since you aren't I don't have to worry.
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:16 am

wow...leave for the day, and everything becomes so much better :lol:
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Postby kclborat on Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:28 am

how about instead of posting "manly" posts you answer my goddamned question and tell me where in washington youre from.
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Postby kramsey06 on Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:32 am

bellingham city.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:03 am

Is that anywhere near spokane? Maybe next time we're up there we can meet and I can see your hot abs in person?
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Postby kramsey06 on Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:11 am

thanks man. its a little up north, hey just drop me a line when you are
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:19 am

I will.
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Postby morph on Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:43 am

ehm... kyle asked me to remove this.. and in general kyle is cool shit... so ya..
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Postby kramsey06 on Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:57 am

see morph. unlike some people. i know how to defend my self if any guy tries to touch me
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Postby Wisse on Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:59 am

kramsey06 wrote:hey women love my personalty, i also have many women "accidentally" grabbing my body


omg stfu with your personallity, please wicked just close this..
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Postby Master Bush on Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:12 am

Wisse wrote:
kramsey06 wrote:hey women love my personalty, i also have many women "accidentally" grabbing my body


omg stfu with your personallity, please wicked just close this..


Yea, someone close this and send it to the vault.
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