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Postby hecter on Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:51 pm

DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:

Dude, the same thing happened to me! Happens to me a lot, actually... :? I'm always spraying my load on your moms face, it seems. Ah well, what can you do? She seems to like it, at least.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:52 pm

DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:


dude that almost happened to me...scares the shit outta me.
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Postby moomaster2000 on Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:53 pm

DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:


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Postby Heather1663 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:18 am

Who doesn't? :wink: I don't know why girls are all ashamed of it really, it's a normal thing to do. Yeah, I masturbate.. on occasion. :roll:
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Postby lord voldemort on Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:58 am

Heather1663 wrote:Who doesn't? :wink: I don't know why girls are all ashamed of it really, it's a normal thing to do. Yeah, I masturbate.. on occasion. :roll:


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Postby DaGip on Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:31 am

Heather1663 wrote:Who doesn't? :wink: I don't know why girls are all ashamed of it really, it's a normal thing to do. Yeah, I masturbate.. on occasion. :roll:


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Postby Heather1663 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:54 am

Never while masturbating. Nearly haha, but I'm always super careful. 8) Though I have had unpleasant experiences with people walking in while I was uh.. busy with someone...
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Postby moomaster2000 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:16 am

Heather1663 wrote:Never while masturbating. Nearly haha, but I'm always super careful. 8) Though I have had unpleasant experiences with people walking in while I was uh.. busy with someone...


Hahaha.
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Postby eye84free on Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:25 am

Who masturbates
I Do
84% [ 236 ]
I Don't
15% [ 42 ]

Total Votes : 278


ok this tells me that people have alot of time on there HANDS!
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Postby Skittles! on Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:26 am

Oh that was such a great pun! :roll:
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Postby Heather1663 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:29 am

eye84free wrote:Who masturbates
I Do
84% [ 236 ]
I Don't
15% [ 42 ]

Total Votes : 278


ok this tells me that people have alot of time on there HANDS!



Well, it doesn't ask how often, so it might not be alot of time at all. Plus, some people might be faster than others. :wink:
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Postby Skittles! on Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:30 am

Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.
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Postby moomaster2000 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:34 am

Thats why they created the "Weekender"

36 hour boners. For people who don't need to go out.... ever...
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Postby Unit_2 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:08 pm

Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P
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Postby diddle on Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:11 pm

Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


Bit of a stupid question wasn't it.
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Postby lord voldemort on Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:29 pm

Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


he doesnt :wink:
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Postby Heather1663 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:51 pm

lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


he doesnt :wink:



Err.. you would know this how? :shock:
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Postby suggs on Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:29 pm

everyone you've ever met masturbates.
including your parents, your special "nice", innocent friend, ron paul, the pope etc
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Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:30 pm

muy_thaiguy says he don't.
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Postby lord voldemort on Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:31 pm

Heather1663 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


he doesnt :wink:



Err.. you would know this how? :shock:


me and skittles...are, well what are we??? :lol: :wink:
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Postby hecter on Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:36 pm

Heather1663 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


he doesnt :wink:



Err.. you would know this how? :shock:

Skoffin likes to watch us all have big gay orgies in the esgoo si a !Skittels... Wait... the gesoo a is Skit!ttesl... No... the backwards one! You know... That forum. Ya... This is a bit creepy, isn't it? I think I'm going to go now... *slinks off*
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Postby lord voldemort on Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:41 pm

hecter wrote:
Heather1663 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


he doesnt :wink:



Err.. you would know this how? :shock:

Skoffin likes to watch us all have big gay orgies in the esgoo si a !Skittels... Wait... the gesoo a is Skit!ttesl... No... the backwards one! You know... That forum. Ya... This is a bit creepy, isn't it? I think I'm going to go now... *slinks off*


it goes deeper than that, there is msn, and myspace...

ill shutup now

*slinks off with hecter*
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Postby jnd94 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:25 pm

I like it.

Wow, I need to stop posting in here.
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Postby DaGip on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:59 am

suggs wrote:everyone you've ever met masturbates.
including your parents, your special "nice", innocent friend, ron paul, the pope etc


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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:53 am

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