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Greecepwns for pleasent chap?

 
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Postby firth4eva on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:20 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Actually an admirer of mine bought me premium... how cool is that?


oh shit. nobody ever buys me premium :(
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:21 pm

firth4eva wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Actually an admirer of mine bought me premium... how cool is that?


oh shit. nobody ever buys me premium :(


I will in exchange for 3 blow jobs.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:23 pm

Human kindness never ceases to amaze me...
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Postby firth4eva on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:23 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Human kindness never ceases to amaze me...


well, who was it?
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Postby firth4eva on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:24 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Actually an admirer of mine bought me premium... how cool is that?


oh shit. nobody ever buys me premium :(


I will in exchange for 3 blow jobs.


DEAL!!!!
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:24 pm

Oh I forgot to mention. If you choke/drown you do NOT get premium.
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Postby firth4eva on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:25 pm

No premium for me
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Postby Norse on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:26 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Actually an admirer of mine bought me premium... how cool is that?


hmmmm. Is this "admirer" who I think it might be?
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:28 pm

Who's that?
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Postby Norse on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:29 pm

Who was it?
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Norse on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:37 pm

Anybody else want to buy entry?

Im outta here. Never was much of a clan person, more a cyber loner.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:40 pm

Norse wrote:Anybody else want to buy entry?

Im outta here. Never was much of a clan person, more a cyber loner.


WTF are you talking about...? You aren't going anywhere, bitch-tits.
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Postby Norse on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:40 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
Norse wrote:Anybody else want to buy entry?

Im outta here. Never was much of a clan person, more a cyber loner.


WTF are you talking about...? You aren't going anywhere, bitch-tits.


Ask DM
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:44 pm

Norse wrote:Anybody else want to buy entry?

Im outta here. Never was much of a clan person, more a cyber loner.
Oh... Suddenly I see what you're implying.

No it wasn't, actually it was She-Wolf.

I'm shocked you think I could stoop so low. I thought we were lovers...
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Postby GreecePwns on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:45 pm

No chance I can join, eh?

[size=0]At least I tried.[/size]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:05 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Norse wrote:Anybody else want to buy entry?

Im outta here. Never was much of a clan person, more a cyber loner.
Oh... Suddenly I see what you're implying.

No it wasn't, actually it was She-Wolf.

I'm shocked you think I could stoop so low. I thought we were lovers...


f*ck buddies.. Not lovers.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:30 am

right AKD, your minister of medicine. i`ll be Minister of Taliking Broken Biscuits(when pissed at weekends). i have vast amounts of experience at this(believe me). :lol:

also AKD, i have posted for a partner, i will join the game and get pot luck who joins. anyone want to partner me in doubs game, game: 1068522
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:13 pm

Who likes cupcakes?
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Postby firth4eva on Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:18 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Who likes cupcakes?


if thats a codeword for "women with huge asses", then yes
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:21 pm

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Have a good one
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Postby firth4eva on Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:31 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:[imghttp://www.freewebs.com/craaaaazi/fat%20woman.jpg[/img]

Have a good one
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can you imagine being that fat? dont know what i'd do if that happened to me
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:32 pm

Looking at that makes me wanna go for a jog.
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Postby firth4eva on Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:33 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Looking at that makes me wanna go for a jog.

dont think you can if you are that fat.
i'd probably release a porn video on the internet
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:33 pm

I already have. It's beautiful.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:38 pm

firth4eva wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:Looking at that makes me wanna go for a jog.

dont think you can if you are that fat.
i'd probably release a porn video on the internet
I have a friend who released a porn video.

Odd story actually, he had a girlfriend who had a face very similar to his, people sometimes mistook her for his sister. Anyway, the pair of them were fairly destitute at uni until found out how much incest-porn sold for on the internet (a lot in case you were wondering). They figured that they could cash in on this 'trend' if they put their modesty aside, and told a couple of white-lies. They went out, bought a video camera, then filmed themselves making the beast with two backs and marketed it as incestuous-intercourse online, and before they knew it they'd both made a couple of thousand pounds each.

Strange world eh? I'm sometimes suprised I turned out so normal.
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