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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:49 am

targetman377 wrote:
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2dimes wrote:This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.



hey i try to hold it up :( :( are you saying i am bad at it :cry: :cry:


You're more like a sports bra.



ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.


Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:50 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.


:-s what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up


Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:51 am

targetman377 wrote:so i will go home to work and my cumputer is still not fixed you will know when my cumputer gets fixed cause you will notice less spelling mistakes. so yeah most likly will not be cheeking this alot over the weekend only if i get time you know what i mean right?


Target if you and your girlfriend have a romantic weekend planned you can tell us.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:52 am

Army of GOD wrote:
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diddle wrote:
It's all about the networking. I've been a registered user on this site for 3 years now! I'm sure when you get to that point you'll have people falling over themselve to buy premium. That said this place used to be a much more closely knit society in my first years.

i have been here 2 years coming up on 3 and no one would buy me premo :(


Has it been that long. Also I want the Achmed ring tone for Christmas "I...KEEL YOU!"



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Dunham isn't that funny


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:58 am

**Leaves a trail of bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:04 pm

targetman377 wrote:
diddle wrote:
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diddle wrote:I wonder how many people who post in this thread will rememeber the thousand island oysters

You mean rocky mountain oysters?

i think thats what he is refering to


Tomato tomato.

That phrase loses a lot of its impact when typed.

well no duh..... no one wants that image of what they are words cover it up

This sentence =/= logical statement.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:06 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

Asking for a canine for x-mas? **Eats a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:10 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
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Lucarilover240 wrote:You mean rocky mountain oysters?

i think thats what he is refering to


Tomato tomato.

That phrase loses a lot of its impact when typed.

well no duh..... no one wants that image of what they are words cover it up

This sentence =/= logical statement.


You assume target's heard of logic.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:11 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

Asking for a canine for x-mas? **Eats a banana**


--Andy

(Forces self not to say anything)


Forces you to say something.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:14 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
2dimes wrote:This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.



hey i try to hold it up :( :( are you saying i am bad at it :cry: :cry:


You're more like a sports bra.



ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.


Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.

Who the hell came up with that idea?!? (Readies assault rifle)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:15 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.


:-s what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up


Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.

Have you hooked up with her yet, or are you still just friends?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:19 pm

In other news, apparently my water bottle was pressurized and just sprung a leak. It just now started making weird hissing noises and drops of water started coming out from under the cap all on it's own. I am moving my laptop AWAY FROM THE FUCKING WATER BOTTLE. (Confused as hell right now...)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:21 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:

hey i try to hold it up :( :( are you saying i am bad at it :cry: :cry:


You're more like a sports bra.



ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.


Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.

Who the hell came up with that idea?!? (Readies assault rifle)


Probably a girl who actually played sports or a guy who married an athlete who complained about it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:21 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.


:-s what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up


Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.

Have you hooked up with her yet, or are you still just friends?


You mean there's something in between she doesn't know I exist and getting her into bed?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:05 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.


:-s what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up


Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.

Have you hooked up with her yet, or are you still just friends?


You mean there's something in between she doesn't know I exist and getting her into bed?


Nes.


I mean yo.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:08 pm

strike wolf wrote:
You assume target's heard of logic.


Target logic.

Half the work and none of the calories of regular logic
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:43 pm

I think we're ripe for an autoload refreshment. **Leaves a banana for him to find.**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:31 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:32 pm

strike wolf wrote:
2dimes wrote:This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.


Are you relating auto to a bra? if so that wouldn't be the worst job to have.

I have two hands...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:33 pm

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2dimes wrote:This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.

What doesn't sag when autoload isn't holding it? **Hands 2dimes a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:33 pm

strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

Elaborate?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:34 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
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autoload wrote:
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2dimes wrote:This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.



hey i try to hold it up :( :( are you saying i am bad at it :cry: :cry:

I think that was implied, yes.

wow now i am going to go off and kill myself :( :( :(


Wait! Can you buy me a premie first?!

lol
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:37 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I think we're ripe for an autoload refreshment. **Leaves a banana for him to find.**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:37 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:38 pm

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