the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[AndyDufresne]

**Munches on a banana, leaves a banana bunch for autoload to find during his backlog check**


--Andy

[Army of GOD]

*Steals 'em*

Like taking bananas from a monkey...

[AndyDufresne]

**Erases Army of God from his banana donation list. Snacks on a banana.** Too bad...


--Andy

[Lucarilover240]

Got myself a new sig in honor of my plummet from corporal to cook.

[Army of GOD]

**Erases Army of God from his banana donation list. Snacks on a banana.** Too bad...


--Andy

*Shakes hand*

Dammmnnnn youuuuu!

[Army of GOD]

Got myself a new sig in honor of my plummet from corporal to cook.

Ouch. At least Andy doesn't have to make his own banana dishes anymore

[targetman377]

Hm, targetman killed the thread again. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

WHAT I DID NOTHING THAT TIME

go shove a banana up your @#$@

[strike wolf]

On a side note, I wonder what Silence of the Lambs would have been like if Hannibal Lecter had the elegance of someone from a Van Damme movie. Say instead of...

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

it was...

"I ate your pal dickface"

How about Silenced of the targetman377?

"eye 8 hiss lever wiff sum favre beens an ay nICE shiatsu"

that would make for a great movie!!!

It would be one of the greatest spoofs in all existance.

Yes though i think it would have trouble rivaling Spaceballs or Young Frankenstein. May the Schwarts be with you.

[strike wolf]

so what happened to this thread? did i kill it?

That would be fitting since you're an assassin but just like those who surpass the Geass, this thread can't be killed. most of it's just that I have finals and haven't been paying this thread full attention. Plus Jonesy has been kidnapped by GI...I mean that Jonesy has mysteriously disappeared. I'm also guessing that it's getting close to finals for you, auto and Luc.

yep it is about that time i am going to start hitting the books actually tonight

And by hitting the books you mean beating the cobra.

P.S. That can be wrong on at least 20 different levels.

[strike wolf]

AAARGH!!! I'M A FUCKING COOK!!! *cries*




... Who wants soup?

What happened to the souffle?

[strike wolf]

**Erases Army of God from his banana donation list. Snacks on a banana.** Too bad...


--Andy

*Shakes hand*

Dammmnnnn youuuuu!

KAAAAAANN!

[strike wolf]

Hm, targetman killed the thread again. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

WHAT I DID NOTHING THAT TIME

go shove a banana up your @#$@

Such profanity Imagine telling andy to shove a banana up his mouth.

[jonesthecurl]

Hi everyone.
Just passing through - the visit to Wales was marred by my Dad having a heart attack.
I'm flying back there again tomorrow - he's about to have a bypass op, which is a little tricky at his advanced age.
I'll try and catch up on all the banter when I;m back again.

[2dimes]

That's a little more like it. There's a man that doesn't think you spell mouth with 4 characters.

[targetman377]

Hi everyone.
Just passing through - the visit to Wales was marred by my Dad having a heart attack.
I'm flying back there again tomorrow - he's about to have a bypass op, which is a little tricky at his advanced age.
I'll try and catch up on all the banter when I;m back again.

well i wish your dad the best of luck!!!! and hope he everything goes over just fine and its good to see you!!!

[strike wolf]

Hi everyone.
Just passing through - the visit to Wales was marred by my Dad having a heart attack.
I'm flying back there again tomorrow - he's about to have a bypass op, which is a little tricky at his advanced age.
I'll try and catch up on all the banter when I;m back again.

Oh wow. I hope he gets better soon.

[AndyDufresne]

**Removes Targetman from his Banana donation list. Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[autoload]

fine i see i say nothing useful to this thread at all...........

I was under the impression that you were a mime.

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Pig forest you not can kill.

I loved the Sheriff of Rottingham.

[autoload]

On a side note, I wonder what Silence of the Lambs would have been like if Hannibal Lecter had the elegance of someone from a Van Damme movie. Say instead of...

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

it was...

"I ate your pal dickface"

How about Silenced of the targetman377?

"eye 8 hiss lever wiff sum favre beens an ay nICE shiatsu"

] I just fell over in my chair laughing you sir have earned the rare and elusive DIAMOND paw stamp of approval.

Thank you. I didn't believe it to be DIAMOND worthy, but I will graciously accept.

[autoload]

so what happened to this thread? did i kill it?

Magic 8 Ball says: Signs point to yes

I believe I've said it before so I shall say it again. I don't believe in magic 8 balls.

Then either this thread lives, or target was not the one who killed it.

[autoload]

Trusting an internet magic 8-Ball is like trusting the internet to roll dice for you. Just shouldn't be done. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Wow...

[autoload]

It would be nice to get a massage while eating liver. I don't know so much about getting beened in the head by Favre.

Come to think of it, it was pretty funny.

[autoload]

**Munches on a banana, leaves a banana bunch for autoload to find during his backlog check**


--Andy

Found it!

[autoload]

Got myself a new sig in honor of my plummet from corporal to cook.

That is not a huge plummet...

[autoload]

Backlog complete.