the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk

Dude when you watch a porno you're supposed to picture your head instead of the guys. you've failed porno lessons 101.

i was not trying to wactch a porno i opened my door and there they where!!!!

you were obviously wtching a porno involving a guy his best friend from high school and his roommate nd forgot which one you were supposed to be envisioning yourself as.

nope it was not on the tv i only wish it was!!!!!

[strike wolf]

Blame it on target. Isn't he the whipping boy? **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

You'd have to ask his mis...I mean girlfriend.

not this AGAIN!!!!!

Prove us wrong target.

how you live in georgia?[/quote]

If she wsn't mistress you woulld lredy know the nswer.

[Army of GOD]

Hahahaha wow. So first semester of Freshman year at college is over now and all my grades are like B+'s and B's and that is sub-par from High School for me. And now I'm talking to my roomate and a bunch of other people and they passed one class at most.

[targetman377]

so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk

Why you looking at him instead of her?

He probably knew that she would kill him if he was to stare at her. Or maybe he was already very familiar with her body...

no i have never seen her naked until that point

[targetman377]

I'll see you guys in Atlanta.

when did you see us in the first place?

assassin's secret.,

assassin's secret to where i am

[Army of GOD]

so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk

Why you looking at him instead of her?

He probably knew that she would kill him if he was to stare at her. Or maybe he was already very familiar with her body...

no i have never seen her naked until that point

Psh. Doubt it.


We all know you're a bigger player than LeBron and Peyton Manning combined.

[muy_thaiguy]

so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk

Why you looking at him instead of her?

He probably knew that she would kill him if he was to stare at her. Or maybe he was already very familiar with her body...

no i have never seen her naked until that point

Psh. Doubt it.


We all know you're a bigger player than LeBron and Peyton Manning combined.

And the way things are looking now, Tiger Woods as well. (But seriously, who the hell should care if Tiger Woods is cheating on his, outside his family that is?)

[targetman377]

Been a while

Hows tricks?

dariune HOW YOU GOOD TO SEE YOU LONG TIME NO SEE!!!!!!!

[targetman377]

More nonsense by Quirk as well.

but its' the good kind of nonsense.

There are two kinds of nonsense in the world: good nonsense and targetman nonsense.

and my nonsense is the best kind

[targetman377]

So I just found out tht the A button on my keybord didn't relly survive the trip bck to ATL. So for the time being I'm hving to go bck nd punch in the A button multiple times for it to work. The problem is I'm getting tired of trying tht 50 times per post so for now I'll just try to void the A s much as possible nd if the A doesn't apper where it's ment to be you guys know why.

P.S KHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! I remembered the H this time.

hey welcome lone wolf to my posts

[targetman377]

Been a while

Hows tricks?

It's been llright. Need to fix the a button on my keybord but there's been a lot of things hppening. Just got done with finls.

how did they go? hope everthing did good

[Army of GOD]

So I just found out tht the A button on my keybord didn't relly survive the trip bck to ATL. So for the time being I'm hving to go bck nd punch in the A button multiple times for it to work. The problem is I'm getting tired of trying tht 50 times per post so for now I'll just try to void the A s much as possible nd if the A doesn't apper where it's ment to be you guys know why.

P.S KHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! I remembered the H this time.

hey welcome lone wolf to my posts

But for target, his whole keyboard is broken

[targetman377]

More nonsense by Quirk as well.

but its' the good kind of nonsense.

There are two kinds of nonsense in the world: good nonsense and targetman nonsense.

you forgot Jimbo nonsense.

thats not nonsense thats just the babaling of dunking fool

[jonesthecurl]

Hi folks
just a quick checkin from south Wales.
My Dad had his op, is apparently Ok, though still anaethesthetized. It's 5pm here, so we're gonna see in an hour or so if he's likely to wake up today, otherwise we'll visit tomorrow.

I've been in Wales for 24 hours now, and it hasn't rained.

[targetman377]

Hey Strike! At least target will be able to understand you better now.

omg

[autoload]

so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk

Why you looking at him instead of her?

i only saw her back her back was too me she moved and there was my roommate with is junk i got out of there a sap!!!

You should have joined in.

[Army of GOD]

I've been in Wales for 24 hours now, and it hasn't rained.

Are you in a Blue Whale or an Orca?

[autoload]

**Leaves a few bananas on this page as well.**


--Andy

Found it.

[targetman377]

So I just found out tht the A button on my keybord didn't relly survive the trip bck to ATL. So for the time being I'm hving to go bck nd punch in the A button multiple times for it to work. The problem is I'm getting tired of trying tht 50 times per post so for now I'll just try to void the A s much as possible nd if the A doesn't apper where it's ment to be you guys know why.

P.S KHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! I remembered the H this time.

hey welcome lone wolf to my posts

But for target, his whole keyboard is broken

no my t was broken but now it is fixed

[strike wolf]

[quote="targetman377"][quote="strike wolf"][quote="autoload"][quote="targetman377"]so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk[/quote]
Why you looking at him instead of her?[/quote]

He probably knew that she would kill him if he was to stare at her. Or maybe he was already very familiar with her body...[/quote]
no i have never seen her naked until that point[/quote]

that response was almost robotic. hey I got my A key working for n entire sentence.

[strike wolf]

I'll see you guys in Atlanta.

when did you see us in the first place?

assassin's secret.,

assassin's secret to where i am

No Assassin's secret as to how i know where you re.

[strike wolf]

so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk

Why you looking at him instead of her?

He probably knew that she would kill him if he was to stare at her. Or maybe he was already very familiar with her body...

no i have never seen her naked until that point

Psh. Doubt it.


We all know you're a bigger player than LeBron and Peyton Manning combined.

Yes but with ll the sex, his memory is shot.

[autoload]

Tsk tsk. Calling Keith Moon inspired muppets nonesense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hngmb0pTcMY

Even the best drummers get hungry.

That was a piss poor drum solo.

[autoload]

Been a while

Hows tricks?

Whoa!

[strike wolf]

Been a while

Hows tricks?

dariune HOW YOU GOOD TO SEE YOU LONG TIME NO SEE!!!!!!!

This wins the Target awardd for sentence tht mkes the least mount of sense.