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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:08 am

Backlog complete.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:49 am

autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:I'm a big fan of PBS. A couple of nights ago I spent some time watching an old Bob Ross episode. I like his trees. **Eats a banana**


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What if he always painted bananas?

I don't think I could do anything else in the world but watch him paint bananas. **Nibbles on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:51 am

I kinda figured that.

Not much activity in here.

I'm out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:54 am

Did targetman actually post his essay to this topic? **Munches on another banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:30 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Did targetman actually post his essay to this topic? **Munches on another banana**


--Andy


It would have had to been the world's shortest 10 page essay.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:33 am

strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Did targetman actually post his essay to this topic? **Munches on another banana**


--Andy


It would have had to been the world's shortest 10 page essay.


He probably did the whole "1.25 margins" and "12.5" font with "2.1" spacing, in conjunction with adding extra words to sentences so every paragraph ends with 1 word wrapping around to the next line.

**Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:47 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Did targetman actually post his essay to this topic? **Munches on another banana**


--Andy


It would have had to been the world's shortest 10 page essay.


He probably did the whole "1.25 margins" and "12.5" font with "2.1" spacing, in conjunction with adding extra words to sentences so every paragraph ends with 1 word wrapping around to the next line.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy


Too subtle for target. Has to be 18" font. "3.5" spacing and 2.25" margins.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:32 pm

Perhaps. **Leaves a bowl of bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:47 pm

So much effing reading!

8-[ Backlog complete 8-[
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:09 pm

targetman377 wrote:
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really nope long boring movie all gang movies are like that

It's not a gangster movie. It's a mobster movie. They have honor. They have decency. They live by codes and rules within their family. Everything they do is just business, and nothing personal. Gangsters, on the other hand, are just a bunch of scumbags who will do anything to get their hands on some coke.

ok mobster is boring too


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goes to class by the end the whole class agrees with me ;)

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:10 pm

Army of GOD wrote:So much effing reading!

8-[ Backlog complete 8-[


Backlog? Are you Autoload? **Leaves a banana on the floor**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:12 pm

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show: Epic Pokemon Battle with Stranger

THE MOST EPIC BATTLE OF ALL TIME!


I seem to remember a joke about two guys with magikarp tht only ever used splash...

You mean this? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:20 pm

Hi guys I'm back again.
My Dad is recovering well, amazingly so for such a big op at such an advanced age. They reckon he should be home in about 10 days, though not fully recovered for a while longer.
I think I'll try and sneak in another visit in a coupla months, when I go to the UK anyway for the Sharp and Sensibility game.
I'll take a look at all the backlog and maybe reply to a few things when I gt a chance.
Later on I'm gonna join a few games, a luxury I've not allowed myself for a while - though they'd better all be "escalating" so they're done by the time we have a two-day break after Xmas.

Thank god nobody's gonna be billed several tens of thousands of dollars for the treatment - NHS rules!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:23 pm

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Im surprised you could trnslate.

that was a good one right lone?


Do you think I'm funny? Do I look like a clown to you?

do you really want me to answer that **** runs out of the room to bust out laughing** ***runs back in * no really want me too?


*shoots you s you reenter.*

ducts as you shoot me really you have to be like that?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:25 pm

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targetman377 wrote:by the way lone wolf you are only 4 unique kills away from an assassin's medal just letting you know ;)


I was letting you get all the medls first. I know how imprtnt tht is to you.

no its really not i just was trying to help you out i dont play alot of assasins
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:26 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Did targetman actually post his essay to this topic? **Munches on another banana**


--Andy

nope i did not i still have more to write about ;) so its not my whole essay ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:27 pm

strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Did targetman actually post his essay to this topic? **Munches on another banana**


--Andy


It would have had to been the world's shortest 10 page essay.

was not finished
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:28 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Did targetman actually post his essay to this topic? **Munches on another banana**


--Andy


It would have had to been the world's shortest 10 page essay.


He probably did the whole "1.25 margins" and "12.5" font with "2.1" spacing, in conjunction with adding extra words to sentences so every paragraph ends with 1 word wrapping around to the next line.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy


no i do not cheet still writing my essay
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:28 pm

Army of GOD wrote:So much effing reading!

8-[ Backlog complete 8-[

did you read my paper :shock:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:31 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Hi guys I'm back again.
My Dad is recovering well, amazingly so for such a big op at such an advanced age. They reckon he should be home in about 10 days, though not fully recovered for a while longer.
I think I'll try and sneak in another visit in a coupla months, when I go to the UK anyway for the Sharp and Sensibility game.
I'll take a look at all the backlog and maybe reply to a few things when I gt a chance.
Later on I'm gonna join a few games, a luxury I've not allowed myself for a while - though they'd better all be "escalating" so they're done by the time we have a two-day break after Xmas.

Thank god nobody's gonna be billed several tens of thousands of dollars for the treatment - NHS rules!

well thats good
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:10 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Did targetman actually post his essay to this topic? **Munches on another banana**


--Andy


It would have had to been the world's shortest 10 page essay.


He probably did the whole "1.25 margins" and "12.5" font with "2.1" spacing, in conjunction with adding extra words to sentences so every paragraph ends with 1 word wrapping around to the next line.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Even that might not have been enough...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:11 pm

strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Did targetman actually post his essay to this topic? **Munches on another banana**


--Andy


It would have had to been the world's shortest 10 page essay.


He probably did the whole "1.25 margins" and "12.5" font with "2.1" spacing, in conjunction with adding extra words to sentences so every paragraph ends with 1 word wrapping around to the next line.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy


Too subtle for target. Has to be 18" font. "3.5" spacing and 2.25" margins.

This is more likely.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:11 pm

Army of GOD wrote:So much effing reading!

8-[ Backlog complete 8-[

Don't even think about stealing one of my catchphrases...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:12 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:So much effing reading!

8-[ Backlog complete 8-[


Backlog? Are you Autoload? **Leaves a banana on the floor**


--Andy

See?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:13 pm

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