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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:27 am

targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I don't make a lot of cakes or cookies, I make choccies, sort of a tradition now. Yesterday I went to "Candyland crafts" about an hour's drive away to buy some ingredients. Over the next few days I'll be making something like 12 pounds of chocs for friends, neighbours, teachers, etc.

The curlette bought some "Elmo" faces made out of icing and baked some cupcakes to put them on though.

baking is not only making cookies its also backing any thing in the oven is baking


*bakes a rock*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:29 am

I ws wtching the Family Guy Star Wars episode (blue harvest not the new one) nd I hve to say when they were doing the "red... standng by" they should hve had Jeff Foxworthy at the end "redneck standing by"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:12 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I don't make a lot of cakes or cookies, I make choccies, sort of a tradition now. Yesterday I went to "Candyland crafts" about an hour's drive away to buy some ingredients. Over the next few days I'll be making something like 12 pounds of chocs for friends, neighbours, teachers, etc.

The curlette bought some "Elmo" faces made out of icing and baked some cupcakes to put them on though.

baking is not only making cookies its also backing any thing in the oven is baking


*bakes a rock*


Zen question: if there's nothing in the oven, is it stilll "baking"?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:31 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:20 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I don't make a lot of cakes or cookies, I make choccies, sort of a tradition now. Yesterday I went to "Candyland crafts" about an hour's drive away to buy some ingredients. Over the next few days I'll be making something like 12 pounds of chocs for friends, neighbours, teachers, etc.

The curlette bought some "Elmo" faces made out of icing and baked some cupcakes to put them on though.

baking is not only making cookies its also backing any thing in the oven is baking


*bakes a rock*


Zen question: if there's nothing in the oven, is it stilll "baking"?


Good question. I'll hve to bake some air while I consider the answer.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:41 pm

Thought I sensed an ape picture on this page. **Eats a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:08 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Image

Lard tanks... Very interesting...

And being driven by hogs to boot.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:10 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I don't make a lot of cakes or cookies, I make choccies, sort of a tradition now. Yesterday I went to "Candyland crafts" about an hour's drive away to buy some ingredients. Over the next few days I'll be making something like 12 pounds of chocs for friends, neighbours, teachers, etc.

The curlette bought some "Elmo" faces made out of icing and baked some cupcakes to put them on though.

baking is not only making cookies its also backing any thing in the oven is baking


*bakes a rock*


Zen question: if there's nothing in the oven, is it stilll "baking"?

Yes, because the nothing that is in the oven would be baking.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:15 pm

You're baked, and you misspelled the 420 part of your screen name.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:22 pm

2dimes wrote:You're baked, and you misspelled the 420 part of your screen name.

The pic in my sig was not made by me. I complimented another user's art skills, and they offered to make me a sig. They did, and accidentally got my username wrong. Oh well. I still like it, so I kept it. They also offered to fix it, but that was about a week ago, so I'm beginning to wonder...

As for me being baked, no comment.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:25 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
2dimes wrote:You're baked, and you misspelled the 420 part of your screen name.

The pic in my sig was not made by me. I complimented another user's art skills, and they offered to make me a sig. They did, and accidentally got my username wrong. Oh well. I still like it, so I kept it. They also offered to fix it, but that was about a week ago, so I'm beginning to wonder...

As for me being baked, no comment.

That one went much better than I anticipated.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:46 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
2dimes wrote:You're baked, and you misspelled the 420 part of your screen name.

The pic in my sig was not made by me. I complimented another user's art skills, and they offered to make me a sig. They did, and accidentally got my username wrong. Oh well. I still like it, so I kept it. They also offered to fix it, but that was about a week ago, so I'm beginning to wonder...

As for me being baked, no comment.


Half-baked?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:04 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Image

Lard tanks... Very interesting...

And being driven by hogs to boot.


It's Duke Nukem for Christ's Sake!


A classic!



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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:31 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Image

Lard tanks... Very interesting...

And being driven by hogs to boot.


Reminds me of my old batman retujrns game for the Super NIntendoi.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:32 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I don't make a lot of cakes or cookies, I make choccies, sort of a tradition now. Yesterday I went to "Candyland crafts" about an hour's drive away to buy some ingredients. Over the next few days I'll be making something like 12 pounds of chocs for friends, neighbours, teachers, etc.

The curlette bought some "Elmo" faces made out of icing and baked some cupcakes to put them on though.

baking is not only making cookies its also backing any thing in the oven is baking


*bakes a rock*


Zen question: if there's nothing in the oven, is it stilll "baking"?

Yes, because the nothing that is in the oven would be baking.


*bakes some nothingness. pulls it out to taste...*

Needs nother 20 minutes.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:33 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
2dimes wrote:You're baked, and you misspelled the 420 part of your screen name.

The pic in my sig was not made by me. I complimented another user's art skills, and they offered to make me a sig. They did, and accidentally got my username wrong. Oh well. I still like it, so I kept it. They also offered to fix it, but that was about a week ago, so I'm beginning to wonder...

As for me being baked, no comment.


Don;t worry you already answered the baked question.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:22 pm

strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Zen question: if there's nothing in the oven, is it stilll "baking"?



*bakes some nothingness. pulls it out to taste...*

Needs nother 20 minutes.


Yeah, that taste is lacking a little something.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:15 pm

strike wolf wrote:
2dimes wrote:No. That would be autoload. I'd eat your cookie if things lined up right.


*avoids sexual joke*

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:16 pm

strike wolf wrote:
apey wrote:my cookies melt in your mouth
makes my mouth water just thinking bout the ones i am going to make once my dishes are dry



ps btw get your heads out of the gutter if i could eat my own "cookie"
I sure as hell wouldn't b posting in an online forum ;)


This gets my post of the week award...

I disagree. Too cliche...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:18 pm

2dimes wrote:You're baked, and you misspelled the 420 part of your screen name.

2dimes!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:20 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Zen question: if there's nothing in the oven, is it stilll "baking"?



*bakes some nothingness. pulls it out to taste...*

Needs nother 20 minutes.


Yeah, that taste is lacking a little something.

Substance?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:21 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Zen question: if there's nothing in the oven, is it stilll "baking"?



*bakes some nothingness. pulls it out to taste...*

Needs nother 20 minutes.


Yeah, that taste is lacking a little something.


Needs more void...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:21 pm

Backlog complete.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:55 pm

Not much activity in here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:00 pm

cookie?
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