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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:05 pm

Only from you snookums.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:10 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:39 pm

apey wrote:I have a full baking slot xmas eve
I have to bake four batches of cookies
two batches of fudge
and pies :cry:
so i guess i am taking orders place them now

oh boy can you make me sugar cookies?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:41 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:So today I made some blackberry tulips, some toffe chocolate squares, some brandy truffles, some lime parcels and banana discs. We also have dark coffee with cream, orange truffles and white chocs with toasted coconut which I made a coupla days ago for the kids teachers.

i wish i was a teacher of your kid just for how much you bake for them honest man you bake a lot!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:45 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:Too many people running around with that "Love Conquers All" sig and avvy. It's annoying the piss out of me. I normally wouldn't mind, except EVERYONE'S LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME NOW. Jesus Christ, people, show some originality!



Not to mention the fact that it looks gay.



you can always turn the sig's off

not to mention THERE IS A CONTEST GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:51 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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jonesthecurl wrote:I don't make a lot of cakes or cookies, I make choccies, sort of a tradition now. Yesterday I went to "Candyland crafts" about an hour's drive away to buy some ingredients. Over the next few days I'll be making something like 12 pounds of chocs for friends, neighbours, teachers, etc.

The curlette bought some "Elmo" faces made out of icing and baked some cupcakes to put them on though.

baking is not only making cookies its also backing any thing in the oven is baking


*bakes a rock*


people do that its called POTTERY ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:52 pm

*stays out of all of these awkward conversations*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:55 pm

Quirk wrote:Image



look its andy!!!! on Christmas
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:58 pm

strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I don't make a lot of cakes or cookies, I make choccies, sort of a tradition now. Yesterday I went to "Candyland crafts" about an hour's drive away to buy some ingredients. Over the next few days I'll be making something like 12 pounds of chocs for friends, neighbours, teachers, etc.

The curlette bought some "Elmo" faces made out of icing and baked some cupcakes to put them on though.

baking is not only making cookies its also backing any thing in the oven is baking


*bakes a rock*


Zen question: if there's nothing in the oven, is it stilll "baking"?


Good question. I'll hve to bake some air while I consider the answer.



hey i have been baked i would say that you can bake air ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:59 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
2dimes wrote:You're baked, and you misspelled the 420 part of your screen name.

The pic in my sig was not made by me. I complimented another user's art skills, and they offered to make me a sig. They did, and accidentally got my username wrong. Oh well. I still like it, so I kept it. They also offered to fix it, but that was about a week ago, so I'm beginning to wonder...

As for me being baked, no comment.

you can tell us we wont tell
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:00 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
2dimes wrote:You're baked, and you misspelled the 420 part of your screen name.

The pic in my sig was not made by me. I complimented another user's art skills, and they offered to make me a sig. They did, and accidentally got my username wrong. Oh well. I still like it, so I kept it. They also offered to fix it, but that was about a week ago, so I'm beginning to wonder...

As for me being baked, no comment.


Half-baked?

i have never been half baked been full but not half after all your either backed or you not
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:06 pm

I AM DONE WITH FINALS


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:19 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I don't make a lot of cakes or cookies, I make choccies, sort of a tradition now. Yesterday I went to "Candyland crafts" about an hour's drive away to buy some ingredients. Over the next few days I'll be making something like 12 pounds of chocs for friends, neighbours, teachers, etc.

The curlette bought some "Elmo" faces made out of icing and baked some cupcakes to put them on though.

baking is not only making cookies its also backing any thing in the oven is baking


*bakes a rock*


people do that its called POTTERY ;)


No tht's baking clay...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:19 am

Army of GOD wrote:*stays out of all of these awkward conversations*


It's only awkwrd if you make eye contact.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:58 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:*stays out of all of these awkward conversations*


It's only awkwrd if you make eye contact.


What if you cross swords?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:13 am

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:*stays out of all of these awkward conversations*


It's only awkwrd if you make eye contact.


What if you cross swords?


Well that's wh\en it becomes gay...unless you're talking about real swords...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby apey on Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:28 am

*eats a cookie*



I want to be just like andy when i grow up :D except i eat cookies
not that there is anything wrong with bananas
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:09 pm

**Munches on a banana**

There is definitely an open market for cookies ever since Cookie Monster downplayed the whole cookie idea.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:29 pm

Cookies...bananas...they were made for ech other.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:57 pm

[resists innuendo]
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:09 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Too many people running around with that "Love Conquers All" sig and avvy. It's annoying the piss out of me. I normally wouldn't mind, except EVERYONE'S LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME NOW. Jesus Christ, people, show some originality!



Not to mention the fact that it looks gay.



you can always turn the sig's off

But then I wouldn't be able to see anyone else's. Whick would kinda suck.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:11 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I don't make a lot of cakes or cookies, I make choccies, sort of a tradition now. Yesterday I went to "Candyland crafts" about an hour's drive away to buy some ingredients. Over the next few days I'll be making something like 12 pounds of chocs for friends, neighbours, teachers, etc.

The curlette bought some "Elmo" faces made out of icing and baked some cupcakes to put them on though.

baking is not only making cookies its also backing any thing in the oven is baking


*bakes a rock*


people do that its called POTTERY ;)

It's only called pottery if it's CLAY that's being baked. And even then it has to have some evidence of some sort of form, shape, and maybe symetry, depending on what's being made.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:12 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Quirk wrote:Image



look its andy!!!! on Christmas

I just noticed, that ape has a mohawk hairdo. Awesome.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:13 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I don't make a lot of cakes or cookies, I make choccies, sort of a tradition now. Yesterday I went to "Candyland crafts" about an hour's drive away to buy some ingredients. Over the next few days I'll be making something like 12 pounds of chocs for friends, neighbours, teachers, etc.

The curlette bought some "Elmo" faces made out of icing and baked some cupcakes to put them on though.

baking is not only making cookies its also backing any thing in the oven is baking


*bakes a rock*


people do that its called POTTERY ;)


No tht's baking clay...

Damn, you beat me to it...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:15 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:*stays out of all of these awkward conversations*


It's only awkwrd if you make eye contact.


What if you cross swords?


Well that's wh\en it becomes gay...unless you're talking about real swords...

I want to say something to emphasize how epic this post is, but alas, I can think of nothing...
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