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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:18 am

Sorry about the language but just telling a story.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Skittles! on Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:39 am

What's with this Love crap?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:57 am

strike wolf wrote:
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jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".


It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.

only i know the truth that i speak!!!


Target's probably just a hybrid of Isaac Newton and Shakespeare in one, hiding behind bad grammar and spelling.


Newton and Shakespeare? wht a coincidence. I taught both those guys everything they know.


Ah yes, Fred Shakespeare and Bert Newton.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:49 am

Quirk wrote:Image

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I see your mini-tanks finally managed to get rid of that damn cat. Unfortunately for them, it now seems that they must go up against an even more fearsome opponnent... The dreaded stuffed tree shark.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:59 am

We have a navy to deal with Sharky.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:14 am

Quirk wrote:We have a navy to deal with Sharky.

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And an air force too, it seems.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:17 am

Skittles! wrote:What's with this Love crap?


Jusst the chance for another medal and help my girlfriend get premium. ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:25 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:And an air force too, it seems.


Yep.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:36 am

JoshyBoy wrote:
Skittles! wrote:What's with this Love crap?


Jusst the chance for another medal and help my girlfriend get premium. ;)


Shame.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:37 am

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.

only i know the truth that i speak!!!


Target's probably just a hybrid of Isaac Newton and Shakespeare in one, hiding behind bad grammar and spelling.

shhhh i dont want that to get around.


I don't know bout intelligence wise but he looks like a cross between Einstein and Steven Hawking.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:38 am

Skittles! wrote:What's with this Love crap?


Well all you need is love...


and money...

And food...

And water...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:39 am

Quirk wrote:We have a navy to deal with Sharky.

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You're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:40 am

strike wolf wrote:
Skittles! wrote:What's with this Love crap?


Well all you need is love...


and money...

And food...

And water...


And that, my friend, is why the Beatles are no longer with us. Well, most of them.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:40 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:
Quirk wrote:We have a navy to deal with Sharky.

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And an air force too, it seems.


Well if he runs too high up into the tree...the plnes need to bring him back down.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:48 am

Quirk wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:And an air force too, it seems.


Yep.

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Oh s***. Quirk's developed circle technology, so that airplanes can fly forever!

We're f*****!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:01 pm

Quirk wrote:We have a navy to deal with Sharky.

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owww sharky soooo dead
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:02 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:Ho ho ho merry f****** christmas.

I was speaking to one of the regulars in my pub last week and I said "Soon have the "joys" of Christmas" (haha not). to which he replied "F**k off!"

After a chuckle, he said "I think that expresses the feelings of some people better than "bah humbug"... F**k Off!"

I agreed with him.

i happan now to hate all holidays and now i see auto you are right they really are useless days
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:02 pm

Skittles! wrote:What's with this Love crap?


ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:06 pm

ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:09 pm

targetman377 wrote:ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve

Watch your fucking mouth, dammit!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:14 pm

Image

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"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:38 pm

Quirk wrote:Image

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They remind me of my old high school physics teacher.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:27 pm

diddle wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Skittles! wrote:What's with this Love crap?


Well all you need is love...


and money...

And food...

And water...


And that, my friend, is why the Beatles are no longer with us. Well, most of them.


Since when is half most?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:29 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Quirk wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:And an air force too, it seems.


Yep.

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Oh s***. Quirk's developed circle technology, so that airplanes can fly forever!

We're f*****!


Quirk's behind on tht technology. We've developped circle eting rabbits now.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:30 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:What's with this Love crap?


ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED


And this is a good argument for reading before posting...;
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