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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:30 pm

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JoshyBoy wrote:Ho ho ho merry f****** christmas.

I was speaking to one of the regulars in my pub last week and I said "Soon have the "joys" of Christmas" (haha not). to which he replied "F**k off!"

After a chuckle, he said "I think that expresses the feelings of some people better than "bah humbug"... F**k Off!"

I agreed with him.

i happan now to hate all holidays and now i see auto you are right they really are useless days


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:31 pm

targetman377 wrote:ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve


You're mother obviously forgot to tell you to use the soap on your tongue and back molars when you wash it out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:37 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve

Watch your fucking mouth, dammit!

;) why its fucken christmas the holiday that was runied by people who dont belive in Jesus and now its just a fucken commerical holiday
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:38 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Quirk wrote:Image

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They remind me of my old high school physics teacher.

i did not know andy was your high school teacher :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:34 pm

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve

Watch your fucking mouth, dammit!

;) why its fucken christmas the holiday that was runied by people who dont belive in Jesus and now its just a fucken commerical holiday


The Puritans banned it...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:13 pm

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve

Watch your fucking mouth, dammit!

;) why its fucken christmas the holiday that was runied by people who dont belive in Jesus and now its just a fucken commerical holiday


I thought you were a history major. This holiday has always belonged to heathens like me. The church tried to hijack it but they can't keep us from celebrating.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:41 pm

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve

Watch your fucking mouth, dammit!

;) why its fucken christmas the holiday that was runied by people who dont belive in Jesus and now its just a fucken commerical holiday


I guess you reallly dont want to talk about Eostre...I mean Easter than.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:29 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Quirk wrote:Image

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They remind me of my old high school physics teacher.

i did not know andy was your high school teacher :D


No wonder all of the questions involved bananas.

Velocity of banana x Mass of banana = Momentum of banana
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:41 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve

Watch your fucking mouth, dammit!

;) why its fucken christmas the holiday that was runied by people who dont belive in Jesus and now its just a fucken commerical holiday


The Puritans banned it...

good they should good job
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:42 am

As I remember the puritans they were kind of extreme in their views.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:45 am

Quirk wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve

Watch your fucking mouth, dammit!

;) why its fucken christmas the holiday that was runied by people who dont belive in Jesus and now its just a fucken commerical holiday


I thought you were a history major. This holiday has always belonged to heathens like me. The church tried to hijack it but they can't keep us from celebrating.

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really??? do i really need to go into the history of it
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:47 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve

Watch your fucking mouth, dammit!

;) why its fucken christmas the holiday that was runied by people who dont belive in Jesus and now its just a fucken commerical holiday


I guess you reallly dont want to talk about Eostre...I mean Easter than.

really dont get me started
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:48 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ohh and for all thouse that like that holidays happy fucken christmass eve

Watch your fucking mouth, dammit!

;) why its fucken christmas the holiday that was runied by people who dont belive in Jesus and now its just a fucken commerical holiday


I guess you reallly dont want to talk about Eostre...I mean Easter than.

really dont get me started


Getting you started would be as crazy as saying Easter originated from some Pagan holiday.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:50 am

Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Quirk wrote:Image

Image


They remind me of my old high school physics teacher.

i did not know andy was your high school teacher :D


No wonder all of the questions involved bananas.

Velocity of banana x Mass of banana = Momentum of banana

correction

banana x Mass of banana = ANDY
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:52 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Watch your fucking mouth, dammit!

;) why its fucken christmas the holiday that was runied by people who dont belive in Jesus and now its just a fucken commerical holiday


I guess you reallly dont want to talk about Eostre...I mean Easter than.

really dont get me started


Getting you started would be as crazy as saying Easter originated from some Pagan holiday.

yeah your right it did but there was still the christian holiday of celabrating jesus, brith and death they fell on differnt days and when the romans switched over there national realigon to roman cathlic guess what they kept the dates and added jesus
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:53 am

by the way marry christmass
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:54 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote: ;) why its fucken christmas the holiday that was runied by people who dont belive in Jesus and now its just a fucken commerical holiday


I guess you reallly dont want to talk about Eostre...I mean Easter than.

really dont get me started


Getting you started would be as crazy as saying Easter originated from some Pagan holiday.

yeah your right it did but there was still the christian holiday of celabrating jesus, brith and death they fell on differnt days and when the romans switched over there national realigon to roman cathlic guess what they kept the dates and added jesus


I'm not an expert but I thought that Eostre was a Celtic goddess of some kind.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:04 am

strike wolf wrote: I'm not an expert but I thought that Eostre was a Celtic goddess of some kind.


Eh, Wikipedia says German.

Though you're right, the whole "bunny hides eggs" thing came from that. Her constellation appears in April-ish so it landed BAM when Hey-Zeus died-ish.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:05 am

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Quirk wrote:Image

Image


They remind me of my old high school physics teacher.

i did not know andy was your high school teacher :D


No wonder all of the questions involved bananas.

Velocity of banana x Mass of banana = Momentum of banana

correction

banana x Mass of banana = ANDY


Don't you dare correct a physics major about physics!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:24 am

The only people who liked to be challenged in the field they know best are philosophy majors.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:32 am

strike wolf wrote:The only people who liked to be challenged in the field they know best are philosophy majors.


Which is ironic, because I might switch to philosophy.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:37 am

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:The only people who liked to be challenged in the field they know best are philosophy majors.


Which is ironic, because I might switch to philosophy.


Ironic or is it that I already knew tht nd expertly planted that comment?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:51 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:The only people who liked to be challenged in the field they know best are philosophy majors.


Which is ironic, because I might switch to philosophy.


Ironic or is it that I already knew tht nd expertly planted that comment?


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:40 am

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:The only people who liked to be challenged in the field they know best are philosophy majors.


Which is ironic, because I might switch to philosophy.


Ironic or is it that I already knew tht nd expertly planted that comment?


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:32 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
I guess you reallly dont want to talk about Eostre...I mean Easter than.

really dont get me started


Getting you started would be as crazy as saying Easter originated from some Pagan holiday.

yeah your right it did but there was still the christian holiday of celabrating jesus, brith and death they fell on differnt days and when the romans switched over there national realigon to roman cathlic guess what they kept the dates and added jesus


I'm not an expert but I thought that Eostre was a Celtic goddess of some kind.

yeah we during the church taking over the holiday all we did was move it over they celbratied his day on a differnt day they did not just make it up they just used the date of Eostre.
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