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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:34 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".


It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.

only i know the truth that i speak!!!


Target's probably just a hybrid of Isaac Newton and Shakespeare in one, hiding behind bad grammar and spelling.


Newton and Shakespeare? wht a coincidence. I taught both those guys everything they know.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:34 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:Ho ho ho merry f****** christmas.

I was speaking to one of the regulars in my pub last week and I said "Soon have the "joys" of Christmas" (haha not). to which he replied "F**k off!"

After a chuckle, he said "I think that expresses the feelings of some people better than "bah humbug"... F**k Off!"

I agreed with him.

I also... agree with him.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:36 pm

targetman377 wrote:
JoshyBoy wrote:Ho ho ho merry f****** christmas.

I was speaking to one of the regulars in my pub last week and I said "Soon have the "joys" of Christmas" (haha not). to which he replied "F**k off!"

After a chuckle, he said "I think that expresses the feelings of some people better than "bah humbug"... F**k Off!"

I agreed with him.

i happan now to hate all holidays and now i see auto you are right they really are useless days

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:40 pm

william18 wrote:Well actually the orange box comes with five games. It also comes with half life 2 the game, and half life 2 episode 1.

Will!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:42 pm

JJM wrote:Ok I am back after a huge Break so what has happened.

Jimbo!

Let me see how many posts until I am tired of you.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:44 pm

JJM wrote:Once we pass the s*****t they will try to pass us and they can use spam and post pointless things such as simply posting the letter a. So we will have to arm areselves with conversations in order to stay ahead of them. They can post a faster than we can post a sentence but if we can stay online longer we can get more posted.

I am officially tired of Jimbo again.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:47 pm

Backlog complete.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:48 pm

autoload wrote:
JJM wrote:Once we pass the s*****t they will try to pass us and they can use spam and post pointless things such as simply posting the letter a. So we will have to arm areselves with conversations in order to stay ahead of them. They can post a faster than we can post a sentence but if we can stay online longer we can get more posted.

I am officially tired of Jimbo again.


That was quick.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:24 pm

Nothing surprising there though...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby JJM on Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:38 pm

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JJM wrote:longest thread-48465
$#^$#^-49691
Were getting very close.


Need to restock on holy water.
Why You keep talking about Holy Water.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby JJM on Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:56 pm

autoload wrote:Backlog complete.
That your new catch phrase.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby JJM on Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:57 pm

It is really snowing today. Holy Buckets!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:02 pm

Quirk wrote:When wagon rides go wrong

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:04 pm

JJM wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
JJM wrote:longest thread-48465
$#^$#^-49691
Were getting very close.


Need to restock on holy water.
Why You keep talking about Holy Water.

Now I remember why I dind't miss Jimbo while he was gone.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:05 pm

JJM wrote:It is really snow today. Holy Buckets!!

Dude, what?
What kind of religion are you?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:09 pm

So, installed my new copy of TF2 (Team Fortress 2) today, and HOLY SHIT it takes a long time to update. It started at about noon today. It is now 7:07pm. The computer has been on all day. It is only at 26%.

26 FUCKING PERCENT.
AFTER SEVEN HOURS.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:15 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:So, installed my new copy of TF2 (Team Fortress 2) today, and HOLY SHIT it takes a long time to update. It started at about noon today. It is now 7:07pm. The computer has been on all day. It is only at 26%.

26 FUCKING PERCENT.
AFTER SEVEN HOURS.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Shouldn't take that long unless you are on dial up.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:18 pm

autoload wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:So, installed my new copy of TF2 (Team Fortress 2) today, and HOLY SHIT it takes a long time to update. It started at about noon today. It is now 7:07pm. The computer has been on all day. It is only at 26%.

26 FUCKING PERCENT.
AFTER SEVEN HOURS.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Shouldn't take that long unless you are on dial up.

Well, I was trying to play both Portal and Half Life 2 while it was updating; maybe that slowed it down a little.
Update: it is now at 30%.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:27 pm

31%?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:28 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:So, installed my new copy of TF2 (Team Fortress 2) today, and HOLY SHIT it takes a long time to update. It started at about noon today. It is now 7:07pm. The computer has been on all day. It is only at 26%.

26 FUCKING PERCENT.
AFTER SEVEN HOURS.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.


Haha, a bunch of kids in my dorm and I just played a non-steam version, which we could only LAN. It didn't take that long though...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:29 pm

32%
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:30 pm

33%?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:33 pm

Error: 28%
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:34 pm

Dammit! We're backpedaling now!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:36 pm

autoload wrote:Dammit! We're backpedaling now!


Women and children only!
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