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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:49 pm

pimpdave wrote:It's a Modern Warfare 2 joke. One of the guys you play as is Ramirez, and Sgt. Foley is always ordering you to do impossible things that almost always end with you catching a bullet between the eyes. In the hands of the internet, it goes to new depths of absurdity.


I like the escape scenes though. However most of the coolest escape scenes are reserved for TF 141.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:53 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Hahaha oh. See, I never did anything on the ModWar2 menu except select multiplayer. But I feel like I could add some.


Multiplayer is the best part if you can get a game going with a group of people you trust. I play with people who are all higher rank than me but realyl aren't that good so I got promoted really quickly. I'm on level 45 right now and currently enjoying the M-16 (urban camo and I believe at this point ACOG scope with FMJ (kind of redundant on a gun that powerful)) adn jsut because i like the M-16 so much I selected it's little brother for my secondary the M93 with red dot sight and again FMJ. I call the class FookUDolfeen. I also have a sniper and a dual shotgun class but that last one's just as a joke.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:55 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:Yeah, you would have to have played the first mission to get my "Sprayin bullets all over the damn place" joke too.


I feel like i might as well be spraying bullets on some of the veteran special ops missions. I shot a guy in the head (note it's not a juggernaut) with a barrett .50 cal and he got back up and killed me...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:55 pm

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pimpdave wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:I'm still trying to decide if getting a virus on my computer was worth making my own Sgt Foley jokes.


You can get a virus from "knowyourmeme"?

Apparently. Maybe it's just the fact that my laptop sucks. I've heard Toshibas are like that.




Also, still waiting on my previous joke to be put to an image.


Well it may also be your virus protection what do you use?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:56 pm

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I'm one of the many people I know who aren't married nor getting married.

You aren't in your mid to late 30's yet either...


Yeah but isn't your class mostly people around my age?

I meant my graduating class.


oh...sorry I've been a bit absent lately. too focused on classes.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:57 pm

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strike wolf wrote:So one day into classes and I already know of one class I'm probably going to drop. Hopefully I won't have to drop any of the classes that I'm in today.

Reason?


1. the class starts at 8:00 AM and I don't tend to do well in early classes.
2. The professor's policy is that if you're tardy, it counts as an absense. And by tardy I mean if I was to walk into the classroom at 8:01.
3. It looked like it was going to be a hard class even if those first two things didn't apply so I decided that it's better not to messs with it.

Don't sign up for 8 am classes in the future.


I didn't they had to change my schedule and that's the time slot I got stuck iwth...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:24 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm missing the Ramirez joke.


played Modern Warfare 2 yet?


Yes, I own it, just got to level 59 and just got my 500th headshot with the M4. Jesus that took forever.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:31 am

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm missing the Ramirez joke.


played Modern Warfare 2 yet?


Yes, I own it, just got to level 59 and just got my 500th headshot with the M4. Jesus that took forever.


I don't use the M4 it's the M16 and ocassional scar-H (so I can unlock red tiger and fall for camo) or Sniper depending on level.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:51 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:I'm missing the Ramirez joke.


played Modern Warfare 2 yet?


Yes, I own it, just got to level 59 and just got my 500th headshot with the M4. Jesus that took forever.


I don't use the M4 it's the M16 and ocassional scar-H (so I can unlock red tiger and fall for camo) or Sniper depending on level.



Haha, that's oddly similar to me. I started with the M4 until I unlocked everything for it, then the M16 until I unlocked everything for it, and then back to the M4 and beat all the head shot challenges for it and then now it's Scar-time.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:24 am

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm missing the Ramirez joke.


played Modern Warfare 2 yet?


Yes, I own it, just got to level 59 and just got my 500th headshot with the M4. Jesus that took forever.


I don't use the M4 it's the M16 and ocassional scar-H (so I can unlock red tiger and fall for camo) or Sniper depending on level.



Haha, that's oddly similar to me. I started with the M4 until I unlocked everything for it, then the M16 until I unlocked everything for it, and then back to the M4 and beat all the head shot challenges for it and then now it's Scar-time.


Well I can't blame you. The M16 is the most badass gun ever to grace a video game and the scar is another great gun. plus the M93 can even make machine pistols look badass (I've actually sniped people with that gun)

by the way blue tiger looks awesome on the scar and I'm sure the red tiger looks even better.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:15 am

Hey Pimpdave, could you do me a favor? Since you seem to be able to get around memegenerator without any problems, could you post the blank Sgt Foley template here as an image so I can save it to my computer? That way I can continue to make these things without having to worry about viruses.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:17 am

strike wolf wrote:
pimpdave wrote:It's a Modern Warfare 2 joke. One of the guys you play as is Ramirez, and Sgt. Foley is always ordering you to do impossible things that almost always end with you catching a bullet between the eyes. In the hands of the internet, it goes to new depths of absurdity.


I like the escape scenes though. However most of the coolest escape scenes are reserved for TF 141.

Infinity Ward always seem to favor the British guys... Pvt Allen died within the first 3 missions, for Christ's sake. The American didn't last past the first act in the first Modern Warfare either.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:18 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Hahaha oh. See, I never did anything on the ModWar2 menu except select multiplayer. But I feel like I could add some.


Multiplayer is the best part if you can get a game going with a group of people you trust. I play with people who are all higher rank than me but realyl aren't that good so I got promoted really quickly. I'm on level 45 right now and currently enjoying the M-16 (urban camo and I believe at this point ACOG scope with FMJ (kind of redundant on a gun that powerful)) adn jsut because i like the M-16 so much I selected it's little brother for my secondary the M93 with red dot sight and again FMJ. I call the class FookUDolfeen. I also have a sniper and a dual shotgun class but that last one's just as a joke.

Do you own it for PS3?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:21 am

strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:I'm still trying to decide if getting a virus on my computer was worth making my own Sgt Foley jokes.


You can get a virus from "knowyourmeme"?

Apparently. Maybe it's just the fact that my laptop sucks. I've heard Toshibas are like that.




Also, still waiting on my previous joke to be put to an image.


Well it may also be your virus protection what do you use?

My father downloaded Avast onto it after the last time it crashed, but it seems the trial version doesn't do anything but tell you "Hey, guess what? You're fucked."


Symantec, full version or not, seemed to be quite useless as well.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:27 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Hahaha oh. See, I never did anything on the ModWar2 menu except select multiplayer. But I feel like I could add some.


Multiplayer is the best part if you can get a game going with a group of people you trust. I play with people who are all higher rank than me but realyl aren't that good so I got promoted really quickly. I'm on level 45 right now and currently enjoying the M-16 (urban camo and I believe at this point ACOG scope with FMJ (kind of redundant on a gun that powerful)) adn jsut because i like the M-16 so much I selected it's little brother for my secondary the M93 with red dot sight and again FMJ. I call the class FookUDolfeen. I also have a sniper and a dual shotgun class but that last one's just as a joke.

Do you own it for PS3?


I own it for Xbox 360.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:27 am

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm missing the Ramirez joke.


played Modern Warfare 2 yet?


Yes, I own it, just got to level 59 and just got my 500th headshot with the M4. Jesus that took forever.


I don't use the M4 it's the M16 and ocassional scar-H (so I can unlock red tiger and fall for camo) or Sniper depending on level.



Haha, that's oddly similar to me. I started with the M4 until I unlocked everything for it, then the M16 until I unlocked everything for it, and then back to the M4 and beat all the head shot challenges for it and then now it's Scar-time.

I myself am currently using the P-90 with the AA-12 auto shottie as my sidearm.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:27 am

strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Hahaha oh. See, I never did anything on the ModWar2 menu except select multiplayer. But I feel like I could add some.


Multiplayer is the best part if you can get a game going with a group of people you trust. I play with people who are all higher rank than me but realyl aren't that good so I got promoted really quickly. I'm on level 45 right now and currently enjoying the M-16 (urban camo and I believe at this point ACOG scope with FMJ (kind of redundant on a gun that powerful)) adn jsut because i like the M-16 so much I selected it's little brother for my secondary the M93 with red dot sight and again FMJ. I call the class FookUDolfeen. I also have a sniper and a dual shotgun class but that last one's just as a joke.

Do you own it for PS3?


I own it for Xbox 360.

DAMMIT.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:28 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:I'm still trying to decide if getting a virus on my computer was worth making my own Sgt Foley jokes.


You can get a virus from "knowyourmeme"?

Apparently. Maybe it's just the fact that my laptop sucks. I've heard Toshibas are like that.




Also, still waiting on my previous joke to be put to an image.


Well it may also be your virus protection what do you use?

My father downloaded Avast onto it after the last time it crashed, but it seems the trial version doesn't do anything but tell you "Hey, guess what? You're fucked."


Symantec, full version or not, seemed to be quite useless as well.


Funny I've heard good things about Avast and I have Symantec and have never had virus problems.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:29 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
played Modern Warfare 2 yet?


Yes, I own it, just got to level 59 and just got my 500th headshot with the M4. Jesus that took forever.


I don't use the M4 it's the M16 and ocassional scar-H (so I can unlock red tiger and fall for camo) or Sniper depending on level.



Haha, that's oddly similar to me. I started with the M4 until I unlocked everything for it, then the M16 until I unlocked everything for it, and then back to the M4 and beat all the head shot challenges for it and then now it's Scar-time.

I myself am currently using the P-90 with the AA-12 auto shottie as my sidearm.


So basically...you're lethal from close range but have no long distance potential at all...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:44 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
pimpdave wrote:It's a Modern Warfare 2 joke. One of the guys you play as is Ramirez, and Sgt. Foley is always ordering you to do impossible things that almost always end with you catching a bullet between the eyes. In the hands of the internet, it goes to new depths of absurdity.


I like the escape scenes though. However most of the coolest escape scenes are reserved for TF 141.

Infinity Ward always seem to favor the British guys... Pvt Allen died within the first 3 missions, for Christ's sake. The American didn't last past the first act in the first Modern Warfare either.


I hear their owned by a certain British immigrant who uses the company to help fund his evil organization bent on taking over the world.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:46 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Hahaha oh. See, I never did anything on the ModWar2 menu except select multiplayer. But I feel like I could add some.


Multiplayer is the best part if you can get a game going with a group of people you trust. I play with people who are all higher rank than me but realyl aren't that good so I got promoted really quickly. I'm on level 45 right now and currently enjoying the M-16 (urban camo and I believe at this point ACOG scope with FMJ (kind of redundant on a gun that powerful)) adn jsut because i like the M-16 so much I selected it's little brother for my secondary the M93 with red dot sight and again FMJ. I call the class FookUDolfeen. I also have a sniper and a dual shotgun class but that last one's just as a joke.

Do you own it for PS3?


Nope. 360.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:47 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:I myself am currently using the P-90 with the AA-12 auto shottie as my sidearm.


*Gags*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:48 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Hahaha oh. See, I never did anything on the ModWar2 menu except select multiplayer. But I feel like I could add some.


Multiplayer is the best part if you can get a game going with a group of people you trust. I play with people who are all higher rank than me but realyl aren't that good so I got promoted really quickly. I'm on level 45 right now and currently enjoying the M-16 (urban camo and I believe at this point ACOG scope with FMJ (kind of redundant on a gun that powerful)) adn jsut because i like the M-16 so much I selected it's little brother for my secondary the M93 with red dot sight and again FMJ. I call the class FookUDolfeen. I also have a sniper and a dual shotgun class but that last one's just as a joke.

Do you own it for PS3?


Nope. 360.


I prefer the controller for the 360.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:49 am

strike wolf wrote:
I prefer the controller for the 360.


Yea. I did play it on the PS3 at a friend's house, and I still destroyed him but the controllers were just weird.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:52 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:I myself am currently using the P-90 with the AA-12 auto shottie as my sidearm.


*Gags*


Yes I had a very similar reaction. I mean the P-90 sucks in general and the AA-12 is very effective at killing short range but you burn through ammo on it like it's not even there and to top it off their both designed for short range combat so you have practically ZERO long range ability. WHich sucks for you when that guy gets into that one isolated position from which the only easy place to kill him is from a distance. say on top of the tower on rust or just about any sniping post that exists in the game.
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