Limericks - add one line

by **HoustonNutt** on Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:06 am

Is the effect it has on your brain.

by **supercram** on Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:07 am

is sometimes it drops down the drain, (2)

by **supercram** on Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:07 am

damn. fastposted by the douchebag.

by **HoustonNutt** on Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:08 am

If you weren't functionally retarded, you might have a chance.

by **supercram** on Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:09 am

my line was better.

my LINE was better, that's a pun.

by **Genghis Khant** on Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:04 pm

um...

The trouble with snorting cocaine, [1]
Is the effect it has on your brain,

When you do a big line, [3]

by **Beastly** on Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:51 pm

The trouble with snorting cocaine, [1]
Is the effect it has on your brain,

When you do a big line,
your teeth start to grind

by **Genghis Khant** on Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:17 pm

And your ego drives others insane [5]
:lol:

The martyr, St Joan of Arc, [1]

by **gesundheit** on Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:31 am

had a habit of snacking on bark (2)

by **Lord Canti** on Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:01 am

she'd climb up a tree, (3)

by **Kayla** on Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:02 am

WICKED IS FEMALE

by **gavin_sidhu** on Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:32 am

So she wouldn't have to pay a fee (4)

by **Genghis Khant** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:05 am

Sorry gavin_sidhu, but there were far too many syllables in that line.

The martyr, St Joan of Arc, [1]
Had a habit of snacking on bark (2)
She'd climb up a tree, (3)

When she wanted a pee, [4]

by **Kayla** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:13 am

and play with her wee wee

LOL

by **supercram** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:17 am

and she stayed up there 'til after dark! (5)

There once was a girl named Six Kittens, (1)

by **Genghis Khant** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:34 am

Who talked lots of shite on these forums, [2]

by **supercram** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:37 am

what is that, 1/4 rhyme?

by **Genghis Khant** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:46 am

It rhymes in my Welsh accent

by **Genghis Khant** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:49 am

...well, kind of. Not as well as 'mittens' or 'pittance' but close enough.

by **supercram** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:49 am

well i guess Welsh people will have to finish this one. :roll:

by **supercram** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:52 am

"pittance" would have gone nicely with "good riddance", though i'm not sure if that would fit the limerick thematically. :wink:

by **Genghis Khant** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:09 am

..aside from the fact that the plural of 'forum' is 'fora'.

supercram wrote:well i guess Welsh people will have to finish this one.

ok.

There once was a girl named Six Kittens, (1)
Who talked lots of shite on these forums, [2]
At the end of the day,
We all hope & pray,
That her dramas are no longer with us.

I was playing golf with Brad Pitt [1] (...wait for it :wink:

)

by **supercram** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:30 am

though he sliced, and he hooked, he could hit... (2)

by **Nyvek** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:34 am

though he fought with his caddie [3]

by **Genghis Khant** on Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:31 am

And beat him so badly, [4]

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