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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:55 pm

sHo0t4u wrote:Canadian and in plse....


The SSIBNAFC is now closed. However, you will be queued in first order for the next event.

army of nobunaga wrote:n for mexico, but what am I in?

edit- you will have to keep the coin Im afraid. I am a recovering e Numismatics addict... Cant go there again.



The SSIBNAFC is now closed. However, you will be queued in first order for the next event.

notyou2 wrote:Sorry Shoot, the game is full.

Maybe Uncle Saxi will make another one.


The SSIBNAFC is now closed. However, you will be queued in first order for the next event.

Victor Sullivan wrote:¡Es el taco americano! ¡Tú no es mexicana!


The SSIBNAFC is now closed. However, you will be queued in first order for the next event.

notyou2 wrote:
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nietzsche wrote:Pinches gringos les vamos a enseñar quien manda.


Je ne comprends pas.


See this proves you are more Canadian than Mexican


The SSIBNAFC is now closed. However, you will be queued in first order for the next event.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:03 am

I can [almost] say "Where is the library?" in 4 languages (disregarding accents...I'm too lazy):

Where is the library?

Ou est la biblio?

Donda esta la biblioteqa? (or something like that)

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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby mviola on Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:43 am

Army of GOD wrote:Donda esta la biblioteqa? (or something like that)

Donde esta la biblioteca?

And Italian is:
Dov'e' la biblioteca?
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby tkr4lf on Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:16 am

goddamit saxi i want in this fuckin thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let me in! sign me up for the nesxt one! i'm on the american team by te way incase you dditn notice!!!1
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:28 am

You're not American, you're from Texas. I think that makes you a Republican? I can't be bothered to keep up on all these political terms or whatever, but I sincerely hope that one day-e-yay you'll join us. And the world will live as one.


Wow look at all the Canadian DBCers...

Uncle Saxi, isn't there a way that army of nobununga can play for Mexico? He is from Mexico after all. Perhaps we can kick AoG from the spot? He'd understand.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:41 pm

No I wouldn't.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:18 pm

Maybe AoG would understand if you wrote in one of the 4 other languages he is proficient in Juan.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:23 pm

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UNCLE SAXI was the first one eliminated from the North America Friendship Challenge.

A moment as my body is buried with full North American honours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGbVoDVWZsc#t=1m4s
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This means the remaining national representatives are:

United States - 4
Canada - 2
Nietzschico - 1

    Will the United States use its numerical advantage to win or will they be so busy high-fiving each other they won't notice a growing threat?

    Will Canada achieve parity?

    Will Nietzschico kidnap the rest of the players, hold them for ransom, then dump their mutilated corpses along the side of a rural highway in Jalisco?


ALL YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN UNCLE SAXI'S SIB NORTH AMERICA FRIENDSHIP CHALLENGE!


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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:25 pm

I'm part of team nietszchico
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:28 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I'm part of team nietszchico


What happens in AOG's bedroom, stays in AOG's bedroom.

This thread is about UNCLE SAXI'S SIB NORTH AMERICA FRIENDSHIP CHALLENGE.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby notyou2 on Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:23 pm

Sorry to see you eliminated so early uncle Saxi. I was really hoping you could stay and play longer. I felt we were all getting to know each other a little better in this freindly challenge and I hope that we can extend the olive branch of peace again in the near future.

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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby Baron Von PWN on Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:31 pm

merde. j"voulais jouer pour le canada.

oh ben aux prochaine.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby notyou2 on Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:17 pm

No spy talk, this is a friendly challenge. Later we will dance around the May pole and celebrate world peace day.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby Baron Von PWN on Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:34 am

notyou2 wrote:No spy talk, this is a friendly challenge. Later we will dance around the May pole and celebrate world peace day.



Mange d'la merd esti'd tete carer! Saxi a dits on peux parler l'espangol, le francais ou L'anglais. J'ai choisis le francais tabarnac!
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby notyou2 on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:04 pm

I will do no such thing Baron von Filth. Enough of your trash talking. Vamoose!!
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby notyou2 on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:05 pm

PS My head is not square.
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Simón Bolívar All-Americas Friendship Challenge!

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:29 pm

THIS IS NOT A TOURNAMENT AND YOU WILL RECEIVE NO MEDAL FOR IT. IT IS A SERIES OF SELECTIVE-ADMISSION CHALLENGE GAMES. IT IS BEING CROSS-POSTED TO A SPECIALIZED SIB THREAD AND CALL-OUTS. YOU MAY JOIN BY REPLY IN EITHER THREAD (SEE BELOW FOR DETAILS).

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"A state too expensive in itself ultimately falls into decay. Its free government is transformed into a tyranny. It disregards the principles which it should preserve, and finally degenerates into despotism." - Generalissimo Bolívar, 1815

¡Bovar!

Honorarium and Introduction

This Friendship Challenge is in honour of The Liberator of All the Americas (Canada in spirit only)!* It will happen via speed games taking place at 9:30PM December 1, 2010 (Washington, DC, USA-time). The opening ceremonies will occur at 9:25PM December 1. [details to follow]

* on the occasion of (a) the 180th anniversary of his retirement as President of Greater Colombia, (b) the 45th anniversary of the commissioning of the U.S. Navy ship USS Simón Bolívar, (c) the 10th anniversary of the renaming of Venezuala to Bolivarian Venezuala, all of which will occur in December by some happy coincidence

How to Enter

1. Post your intention to enter below this message. (This message will be posted to a specialized SIB thread and, sometime later, Call-Outs. Entry is permitted by responding to this message in either thread. You need only respond in one thread.)

2. Due to national quotas and premium-status requirements of the Bolivarian All-Americas Friendship Challenge, each entry will be vetted by the Supreme Adjudicator, Saxitoxin, and a final list of entrants published when achieved. Those selected will also receive separate instructions via PM upon completion of the list.

Eligibility and Prizes

1. To be eligible a player must be a premium player due to the nature of the first round games.

2. To be eligible you must currently be a resident of a country in the western hemisphere. In keeping with the Bolivarian spirit of the challenge, residents of un-liberated countries (French Guyana, Greenland, Cook Islands, Curaçao, Aruba, Saint Martin, etc.) are not eligible to participate. "Western hemisphere" will be defined by the Prime Meridian, not the 180th parallel, and countries that are in the western hemisphere but sit on the continents of Africa or Europe are not eligible.

3. The GRAN CONQUISTADOR BOLIVARIAN will receive a premium membership gifted to the western hemisphere-living freemium player of their choice, the selection being due within 24 hours after the end of the final game. Failure to PM the Supreme Adjudicator by that time will result in prize being forfeit to the S.A. who will purchase Boy Meets World: The Complete Third Season on DVD for himself instead.

Gameplay

1. 16 total players will be accepted as follows:

    a. Eight players from the United States, Mexico, Canada, and the Caribbean will play on MAP: First Nations North America in a Speed Game that will take place at 9:30PM December 1, 2010 (Washington, DC, USA-time). No more than 3 participants from any one nation will be permitted unless not all spots have been filled. If not all spots are filled then national quotas will be extended to 4, and filled on a first-come, first-served basis from the active waiting list.

    b. Eight players from Central and South America will play on MAP: First Nations South America in a Speed Game that will take place at 9:30PM December 1, 2010 (Washington, DC, USA-time). No more than 3 participants from any one nation will be permitted unless not all spots have been filled. If not all spots are filled then national quotas will be extended to 4, and filled on a first-come, first-served basis from the active waiting list.

    Habitation will be determined by the country flag in player profile. (For these purposes Olympic standards will apply and residents of Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands will represent those countries, not the incorporated United States.)
2. The first person to win Game (A) or Game (B) will start a private game on a map of his choice into which he shall invite the second winner when known. The winner of this game will be the GRAN CONQUISTADOR BOLIVARIAN!

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Both the first and second round games will obey the following settings:
    Game Type: Standard
    Initial Troops: Automatic
    Play Order: Sequential
    Spoils: Escalating
    Reinforcements: Unlimited
    Fog of War: No

First round games will be speed games. The second round game will be a casual game.

4.For the duration of the challenge English-only chat rules will be suspended and in-game communication may take place in English, French, Spanish or Portuguese.

5.The S.A. exercises discretion in interpretation of all rules.
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Re: Simón Bolívar All-Americas Friendship Challenge!

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:32 pm

I, Saxitoxin, join the Simón Bolívar All-Americas Friendship Challenge to represent the U.S.A. country.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby mviola on Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:35 pm

In for the USA!!!
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:37 pm

Current Status - Northern Round
1. Saxitoxin (for the U.S.A.)
2. mviola (for the U.S.A.)
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Current Status - Southern Round
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Lists will be updated on Monday or Tuesday, unless I get around to visiting this place over the weekend, and then posted to Call-Outs!
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby squishyg on Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:52 pm

Jersey Girls only play for Team USA. In please Saxilicious.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby notyou2 on Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:11 pm

In please my good friend Dr Saxigenious

Representing the Great White Hope, er I mean North.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby notyou2 on Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:15 pm

Also, I nominate AoG, seeing as how he's a mute now, to represent Canada again if there aren't any USA seats left, but only if better Canadians don't come along.
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby Baron Von PWN on Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:45 am

Pour la Canada!
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Re: Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:06 am

This is the last update until Wednesday! (ol' Uncle Sax is sowing subversion in a place with no internet or phones until then [yes, I'll be in Fresno])

Current Status - Northern Round
1. saxitoxin (for the U.S.A.)
2. mviola (for the U.S.A.)
3. squishyg (for the U.S.A.)
4. notyou2 (for Canada)
5. young Freiherr v. PWN (for Canada)
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The Union is now maxed - all further additions are to waiting list.
The Dominion has 0-1 spaces remaining.
Mexico and the Caribbean states are all open.


Current Status - Southern Round
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