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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:58 pm

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Army of GOD wrote:But not ALL of it is sold to men and you could attribute this to the fact that men are much more obsessed with sex than women.

Now you're being sexist! As any woman can tell you, women are just as obsessed, but they get different things out of it. For men, so the argument goes, sex happens just to happen. And so, more objectifying.


Obsessed in what way?
Cause I'm pretty sure if a hot woman asked a random dude if he wanted to have sex tonight she'd have a lot more success than a hot guy asking women.(I actually remember a study doing exactly this scenario :lol: )
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:00 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:But not ALL of it is sold to men and you could attribute this to the fact that men are much more obsessed with sex than women.

Now you're being sexist! As any woman can tell you, women are just as obsessed, but they get different things out of it. For men, so the argument goes, sex happens just to happen. And so, more objectifying.



Ok, let's assume this is true. What the f*ck do you want us to do about this? It's human-fucking-nature for males to feel this way.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby safariguy5 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:01 pm

I blame Darwin.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:17 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Obsessed in what way?
Cause I'm pretty sure if a hot woman asked a random dude if he wanted to have sex tonight she'd have a lot more success than a hot guy asking women.(I actually remember a study doing exactly this scenario :lol: )


Ask a woman, there is no way I'm going to directly answer such a question. I once worked in an office with 40 women, and me. They were waaaaay more graphic when they talked about sex than men have ever been around me. And they talked about it constantly. And have you ever noticed that books geared towards men are usually about war while books for women are Amish Romance novels? Something to be said there. Lots of graphic sex in Amish Romance novels.

Army of GOD wrote:Ok, let's assume this is true. What the f*ck do you want us to do about this? It's human-fucking-nature for males to feel this way.

So is clubbing Dodo birds to extinction but that doesn't make it right. I can see how women may feel slighted. I don't think that I ever asked for anything. I just said that I feel bad.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:21 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Ok, let's assume this is true. What the f*ck do you want us to do about this? It's human-fucking-nature for males to feel this way.

So is clubbing Dodo birds to extinction but that doesn't make it right. I can see how women may feel slighted. I don't think that I ever asked for anything. I just said that I feel bad.


You're going to have to explain this comparison.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:26 pm

When people first meet Dodo birds, it didn't occur to them to do anything but club them to death. There are a lot of written testimony's about how much fun they had just clubbing these friendly birds to death. It was human nature.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby ratdig04 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:31 pm

AoG

I don't have time to play a lot of games but like to hop on forums and chat about things that I know about. If thats considered lurking then O.K. Otherwise mind your own shit and f*ck off.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Caymanmew on Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:48 pm

ratdig04 wrote:AoG

I don't have time to play a lot of games but like to hop on forums and chat about things that I know about. If thats considered lurking then O.K. Otherwise mind your own shit and f*ck off.


it's a couple pages to late to be defending yourself...... and you should know anything that is said in this forum is AoG "own shit" ( :? ) as he pretty well owns the forum.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby maasman on Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:20 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:When people first meet Dodo birds, it didn't occur to them to do anything but club them to death. There are a lot of written testimony's about how much fun they had just clubbing these friendly birds to death. It was human nature.

Clubbing dodos is not built into human nature. If I first come to an area, I'm not going to just start murdering everything there. Sex is much more ingrained into human nature.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:48 pm

ratdig04 wrote:AoG

I don't have time to play a lot of games but like to hop on forums and chat about things that I know about. If thats considered lurking then O.K. Otherwise mind your own shit and f*ck off.


Hey friend. It's the internet. I could call your mom a whore and say you're a fat Frenchman. If you take offense then that's YOUR fault.














But anyway, your mom's a whore and you're a fat Frenchman. Also, I made love to your fetus while you were still in the womb.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby ratdig04 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:04 pm

caymanmew wrote:
ratdig04 wrote:AoG

I don't have time to play a lot of games but like to hop on forums and chat about things that I know about. If thats considered lurking then O.K. Otherwise mind your own shit and f*ck off.


it's a couple pages to late to be defending yourself...... and you should know anything that is said in this forum is AoG "own shit" ( :? ) as he pretty well owns the forum.



As I said, I am not on all of the time.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby ratdig04 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:06 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
ratdig04 wrote:AoG

I don't have time to play a lot of games but like to hop on forums and chat about things that I know about. If thats considered lurking then O.K. Otherwise mind your own shit and f*ck off.


Hey friend. It's the internet. I could call your mom a whore and say you're a fat Frenchman. If you take offense then that's YOUR fault.

But anyway, your mom's a whore and you're a fat Frenchman. Also, I made love to your fetus while you were still in the womb.


Internet tough guy chatter here. Go put some lotion on your knuckles, theyve been dragging in the dirt too long. You can find it next to your Kleenex box.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:07 pm

*tentatively goes for popcorn"
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:07 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:Now, 1 guy 1 jar was hilarious. And gross, yes. If you want to see something similar to that, there's one called something to do with a sandbox. Somebody on here probably knows the name. You should watch that. I kinda think it's fake, but it's hilarious and painful looking, lmao.

Edit: Perhaps it is 2 kids and a sandbox or something like that, don't know why thats sticking in my mind, but there ya go. And no, there are no kids in the video, just in case you're wondering.

Double Edit: After a google search, yes, it is 2 Kids 1 Sandbox. Hilarious!


What was that one with the cow head you posted a while back?

That was fuckin' hilarious.

LOL, I had forgotten about that one, but yeah, that WAS hilarious.

To find it, you need to google "most extreme sex video" and it is the 4th result down.

Too damn funny.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby 40kguy on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:12 pm

all i can do is shake my head and say wow.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:17 pm

40kguy wrote:all i can do is shake my head and say wow.

Are you referring to the friendly exchange between AoG and this random dude, or the video we were talking about? Cuz if it's the video, I think you may be too young to view that lol.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby 40kguy on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:18 pm

tkr4lf wrote:
40kguy wrote:all i can do is shake my head and say wow.

Are you referring to the friendly exchange between AoG and this random dude, or the video we were talking about? Cuz if it's the video, I think you may be too young to view that lol.

well this thread is what i am talking about. and aren't like half of you guys married?
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:20 pm

ratdig04 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
ratdig04 wrote:AoG

I don't have time to play a lot of games but like to hop on forums and chat about things that I know about. If thats considered lurking then O.K. Otherwise mind your own shit and f*ck off.


Hey friend. It's the internet. I could call your mom a whore and say you're a fat Frenchman. If you take offense then that's YOUR fault.

But anyway, your mom's a whore and you're a fat Frenchman. Also, I made love to your fetus while you were still in the womb.


Internet tough guy chatter here. Go put some lotion on your knuckles, theyve been dragging in the dirt too long. You can find it next to your Kleenex box.


Haha what are you even talking about? Your the one who was all serious with the "mind your own shit and f*ck off" thing. My post was clearly in jest, but you're so fucking offensive here that you're incapable of seeing your own stupidity. How was I at all an internet tough guy in my post?

Serially brah, you should get your shit checked out for mental retardation.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:23 pm

40kguy wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
40kguy wrote:all i can do is shake my head and say wow.

Are you referring to the friendly exchange between AoG and this random dude, or the video we were talking about? Cuz if it's the video, I think you may be too young to view that lol.

well this thread is what i am talking about. and aren't like half of you guys married?

What does marriage have to do with watching pornography?
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby ratdig04 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:24 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
ratdig04 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
ratdig04 wrote:AoG

I don't have time to play a lot of games but like to hop on forums and chat about things that I know about. If thats considered lurking then O.K. Otherwise mind your own shit and f*ck off.


Hey friend. It's the internet. I could call your mom a whore and say you're a fat Frenchman. If you take offense then that's YOUR fault.

But anyway, your mom's a whore and you're a fat Frenchman. Also, I made love to your fetus while you were still in the womb.


Internet tough guy chatter here. Go put some lotion on your knuckles, theyve been dragging in the dirt too long. You can find it next to your Kleenex box.


Haha what are you even talking about? Your the one who was all serious with the "mind your own shit and f*ck off" thing. My post was clearly in jest, but you're so fucking offensive here that you're incapable of seeing your own stupidity. How was I at all an internet tough guy in my post?

Serially brah, you should get your shit checked out for mental retardation.


Maybe you should get yours checked. I was clearly talking about the tough guy chatter I was throwing your way. So I threw some your way and even called out that I was doing it.

EDIT: But when I think about it I would say calling my mother a whore, me a fat frenchman, and fucking my fetus could be tough guy chatter.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby 40kguy on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:25 pm

tkr4lf wrote:
40kguy wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
40kguy wrote:all i can do is shake my head and say wow.

Are you referring to the friendly exchange between AoG and this random dude, or the video we were talking about? Cuz if it's the video, I think you may be too young to view that lol.

well this thread is what i am talking about. and aren't like half of you guys married?

What does marriage have to do with watching pornography?

i think that will fall under cheating.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:28 pm

40kguy wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
40kguy wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
40kguy wrote:all i can do is shake my head and say wow.

Are you referring to the friendly exchange between AoG and this random dude, or the video we were talking about? Cuz if it's the video, I think you may be too young to view that lol.

well this thread is what i am talking about. and aren't like half of you guys married?

What does marriage have to do with watching pornography?

i think that will fall under cheating.


hahaha wow.

Ok, you shouldn't be reading this thread, seriously.

I was about to make a joke post like "and for that matter what has marriage got to do with <graphical description of the cow head video>", but I just don't have the heart now.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:32 pm

ratdig04 wrote:
Maybe you should get yours checked. I was clearly talking about the tough guy chatter I was throwing your way. So I threw some your way and even called out that I was doing it.

EDIT: But when I think about it I would say calling my mother a whore, me a fat frenchman, and fucking my fetus could be tough guy chatter.


Then craft your sentences better. You're not a 3 year old so don't write like one. I can only interpret what you're saying as well as you write it.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby safariguy5 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:37 pm

God, this thread has gotten even better after the first 2 pages. Listen 40kguy, if watching porn really constituted cheating, at least 50% of marriages would probably be voided. If you acted in a porno sure, but not watching one. Hell, some couples watch porn for new ideas.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby GabonX on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:43 pm

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Do you pay for your platonic guy friends to eat at Finnicuns?

#1 yes.
#2 I don't have any friends.
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