Schrödinger's Catbox

[john9blue]

Troll Forest

I really like this one. "Troll Forest" sounds so pleasant!

Everyone who enters the Troll Forest is killed and then raped, in that order.

gentlemen i think we've found our new motto

[shieldgenerator7]

Troll Forest is a much better description and sounds better. But of course, the events that AoG described doesn't happen especially because shieldgenerator7 patrols the forest and saves young victims from that horrible fate, especially AoG.

[ManBungalow]

This here thread, Schrödinger's Catbox, is itself in a forum named Schrödinger's Catbox.

HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!, you may demand. Well, today, mine friends, you are in for a treat. Erwin Schrödinger himself guest stars in a post explaining this radical new concept.



See, the thing about this series of boxes is that when the outermost box (that closest to our perception of reality) is in a state of not existing, the one inside it still can exist. Subsequently, we have an infinite source of energy on our hands, and conclusive evidence that cardboard box manufacturers are trolling the entire cardboard box-using world with their perpetual singularities.

If anyone could ever get into the innermost box of this series, they would most likely be transported into a new cardboard box before ceasing to exist, but simultaneously existing as all of a wave, particle and lasting image in the hearts of all who knew him/her/box.

QED MOTHERFUCKERS

[Army of GOD]

You can't prove that cardboard exists though.


QED MOTHERFUCKER

[shieldgenerator7]

Man! this new name makes me skip over this forum! I scan through the "general" subsection and look for keywords: "General" "The Forum..." and "mafia". when i see one of those I click on it (actually it's more than that, but being simplistic), and since it's now "Schrodinger's Catbox" I don't look for it and I miss it! This stinks. Actually I think it has to do more of with the length of the title rather than the keywords. Now I'll have to get used to it. nice prank dudes

[InkL0sed]

It actually makes quite a bit of sense. The thought experiment to which the name refers is about randomness in probability. The idea is that, ya, it's really, truly, unpredictable. It's like the Riemann Prime Numbers Hypothesis.

I thought it was a metaphor for quantum weirdness, but hey, I'm a humanities major.

In any case, is there some sort of pun here I'm missing? Or is the meaning really just on one level? In which case, I repeat: wtf is a catbox?

I think there is a pun. In Schrodinger's theoretical experiment the cat is in a box, but a "catbox" is usually where you put the kitty litter, in which case the mods are saying we're all full of...

Thank you, that makes sense. Although, I think this might be a more problematic name than the mods realize: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=catbox

[john9blue]

It actually makes quite a bit of sense. The thought experiment to which the name refers is about randomness in probability. The idea is that, ya, it's really, truly, unpredictable. It's like the Riemann Prime Numbers Hypothesis.

I thought it was a metaphor for quantum weirdness, but hey, I'm a humanities major.

In any case, is there some sort of pun here I'm missing? Or is the meaning really just on one level? In which case, I repeat: wtf is a catbox?

I think there is a pun. In Schrodinger's theoretical experiment the cat is in a box, but a "catbox" is usually where you put the kitty litter, in which case the mods are saying we're all full of...

Thank you, that makes sense. Although, I think this might be a more problematic name than the mods realize: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=catbox

what the f*ck...

[notyou2]

Gotta love urban dictionary

[The Bison King]

It actually makes quite a bit of sense. The thought experiment to which the name refers is about randomness in probability. The idea is that, ya, it's really, truly, unpredictable. It's like the Riemann Prime Numbers Hypothesis.

I thought it was a metaphor for quantum weirdness, but hey, I'm a humanities major.

In any case, is there some sort of pun here I'm missing? Or is the meaning really just on one level? In which case, I repeat: wtf is a catbox?

I think there is a pun. In Schrodinger's theoretical experiment the cat is in a box, but a "catbox" is usually where you put the kitty litter, in which case the mods are saying we're all full of...

Thank you, that makes sense. Although, I think this might be a more problematic name than the mods realize: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=catbox

what the f*ck...

See when I saw that the name changed I was afraid that the implication would be that this is where we come to have cats shit all over us... but now I see that this is where we come to f*ck cats scratch free... I'm slightly more cool with that.

[notyou2]

screwin' pussy

[nagerous]

Gotta love urban dictionary

Are you a fan of strawberry shortcake?

[InkL0sed]

So, just to be clear: the mods think this is the forum where one is constantly being screwed by Schrodinger.

Hmm. I think that pun may have been intentional.

[Timminz]

Schrödinger's Catbox: An experiment in which a cat is both dead and alive, until you stick your dick in a box.

[john9blue]

So, just to be clear: the mods think this is the forum where one is constantly being screwed by Schrodinger.

this is the forum where schrodinger is able to screw his cat without any claw or bite marks

or not

edit: timminz is right, the cat might be dead or alive. definitely zoophilia, but perhaps necrophilia? the world may never know

[Timminz]

This is, most definitely, the best name yet.

[InkL0sed]

This is, most definitely, the best name yet.

I think I'm starting to agree.

[The Bison King]

Schrodingers box is where at any given moment you don't know if you're fucking a live cat or a dead cat.

[shieldgenerator7]

Schrodingers box is where at any given moment you don't know if you're *BLEEP* a live cat or a dead cat.

yeah you don't know whether the troll forest will help you or kill you. Assuming touching a radioactive dead cat will also kill you.

[Victor Sullivan]

Now I go to the forums, see "Schrödinger's Catbox and think, **SEXY**. Bravo to the one who came up with this name.

-Sully

[Mr_Adams]

Schrodingers box is where at any given moment you don't know if you're *BLEEP* a live cat or a dead cat.

yeah you don't know whether the troll forest will help you or kill you. Assuming touching a radioactive dead cat will also kill you.

The dead cat isn't radioactive. read the thought experiment, then make your comparisons.

[Army of GOD]

I'm gonna own a brothel and call it "Schrödinger's Whorebox"

[Mr_Adams]

I'm gonna own a brothel and call it "Schrödinger's Whorebox"

And you will never be sure whether or not the police have a warrant to shut down your establishment.

[whitestazn88]

I'm gonna own a brothel and call it "Schrödinger's Whorebox"

So it's like a gloryhole, but you don't know if what you're sticking your dick into will contain a hooker or a dead hooker?

[john9blue]

this thread is amazing

[Victor Sullivan]

this thread is amazing

Schrödinger just rolls like this.

-Sully

P.S. Rolls 6 6 6, that is.