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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:51 pm

Does anyone want to make an investment?

I promise, that if someone gives me 15 saxbucks I will see that they double their investment within a week.
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:09 pm

Before ya jump in tha game
Lets get one thing understood
If youre sellin that ice cream
Ya besta make sure it's good

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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby aad0906 on Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:11 pm

Dear AOG,

I hope I can trust you. I work for a bank and came accross a $5,000,000 fund that belongs to a businessman who tragically died. He has no next of kin but I can arrange for you to be appointed sole heir. All you have to do is pay the legal fees of only 200 Saxibucks and then we can split the fund. But please do not contact any imposters who claim they have your fund. They only want to scam you out of your hard earned Saxibucks.

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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby IcePack on Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:34 pm

aad0906 wrote:Dear AOG,

I hope I can trust you. I work for a bank and came accross a $5,000,000 fund that belongs to a businessman who tragically died. He has no next of kin but I can arrange for you to be appointed sole heir. All you have to do is pay the legal fees of only 200 Saxibucks and then we can split the fund. But please do not contact any imposters who claim they have your fund. They only want to scam you out of your hard earned Saxibucks.

Sincerest,

Mr. Jonathan Goodluck


What a deal! AOG you better jump on it!
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:41 pm

Is the ice cream truck still open? When are you going to open another one?
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:52 pm

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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:52 pm

saxi you should make a bank keeping track of everyone's accounts.
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby john9blue on Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:05 pm

HOLY SHIT

an ice cream truck literally just drove past my house as i was reading this thread
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:06 pm

john9blue wrote:HOLY SHIT

an ice cream truck literally just drove past my house as i was reading this thread


that's a nice shirt you have on, BTW
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby john9blue on Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:12 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
john9blue wrote:HOLY SHIT

an ice cream truck literally just drove past my house as i was reading this thread


that's a nice shirt you have on, BTW


thanks, i got it at kohwaitwhatthefuck?
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby Lootifer on Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:25 pm

Is there an exchange for internets:saxibucks?
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:22 pm

Sure. It's set by the market.

I'll offer 10,000 internets for 100 saxibucks. Deal or no deal?
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:27 pm

Has this offering been approved by the SEC?
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:10 pm

The who?
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:13 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Has this offering been approved by the SEC?


Saxi and Esmerelda's Commission? Yes, they approved it.

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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:53 pm

we should have a bank!
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby nietzsche on Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:53 pm

I'll have an Snow Cone please

you guys want anything? I'm buying.
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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Aug 25, 2012 9:07 pm

nietzsche wrote:I'll have an Snow Cone please


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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:01 pm

Guys, I just got 310 Saxbucks for doing Saxi's homework (that freshmen, always plebbing around! Oh, Saxi, I'm sure he'll learn! :lol:).

Anyway, I'm willing to exchange these for non SaxCream related goods. I seek nothing in particular, other than to browse your fine wares and possibly strike a bargain.

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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby 2dimes on Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:16 pm

nietzsche wrote:I'll have an Snow Cone please

you guys want anything? I'm buying.


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Re: ICE CREAM TRUCK

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:18 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Has this offering been approved by the SEC?


Saxi and Esmerelda's Commission? Yes, they approved it.

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thanks. My sax-stash is worthless!
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