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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby xeno on Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:14 am

Either way, you're appearance is seldom the deciding factor to women looking to lay you, its that bullshit you gotta spit.
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:28 am

xeno wrote:Either way, you're appearance is seldom the deciding factor to women looking to lay you, its that bullshit you gotta spit.


that's what ugly people say
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:34 am

If Neoteny is going uncontested after saying he own a Matserati, I'm going to say I own a Ferrari and nobody can't say I don't.


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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:26 am

That was me that passed you in the Viper going 160
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby john9blue on Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:17 am

i think i saw both of you while passing over the area in my learjet
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Neoteny on Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:18 am

I'm not rich enough to say I was orbiting you all in my private space shuttle.

It was just a rental.
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:48 pm

Neoteny wrote:I'm not rich enough to say I was orbiting you all in my private space shuttle.

It was just a rental.


btw, I need that back at my space hotel by noon tomorrow.
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:26 pm

I can just fly everywhere
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby / on Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:47 pm

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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:19 pm

OK, everyone who turned this thread from a Beautiful People thread to a Star Trek Convention thread, specifically ...

- Neoteny
- Haggis McMutton
- Army of God
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you are NOT beautiful
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:23 pm

No. You know what, sax? You're not beautiful. You GTFO!!!
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:26 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:No. You know what, sax? You're not beautiful. You GTFO!!!


You were rejected from this thread on PAGE 1 - what are you still doing slutting around here anyway?

GTFO!!!!
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:27 pm

Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:31 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:No. You know what, sax? You're not beautiful. You GTFO!!!


You were rejected from this thread on PAGE 1 - what are you still doing slutting around here anyway?

GTFO!!!!


NEVER! Everyone's tired of you and your prissy face, shouting at people to stop enjoying their Star Trek mobiles and instead GTFO.

Enough is enough. Just face it. You're. Not. Beautiful.
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:14 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?


Will john9blue in a wig work?
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:18 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?


Will john9blue in a wig work?


But it wasn't love at first sight! It needs to be perfect!
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:29 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?


Will john9blue in a wig work?


That's TWO things in this house that WONT WORK.
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Hellfire Hotties on Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:07 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?


Would I pass inspection Saxi? ;)
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Neoteny on Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:15 pm

I wear a fauxhawk, but only when I'm playing soccer, or Fussball (when vacationing in Koln).
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:49 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?


Will john9blue in a wig work?


That's TWO things in this house that WONT WORK.


Whatever - don't pretend you wouldn't hit that shit.
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby john9blue on Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:08 am

we both know that they would; don't even bother trying to get them to admit it
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:18 am

Why use a wig when a paper bag will work far more effectively?
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:30 am

Neoteny wrote:I wear a fauxhawk, but only when I'm playing soccer, or Fussball (when vacationing in Koln).


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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby Symmetry on Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:38 am

I've been told I look like Johnny Depp, am I in?
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Re: Beautiful People Only

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:43 am

Symmetry wrote:I've been told I look like Johnny Depp, am I in?


A little less than half of you, man. I'll show you the line:

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Starting left to right, up to down, number them. Now, I'll give you the numbers:

4, 5, 9, 22
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