The Takeover

[Serbia]

Joe, start with my address. Post it.

7' goons. Sure Joey. Scary words boy. And whatcha gonna do boy, fly to Detroit to get me? Whatcha gonna do? You think we're afraid here in Mowtown? You know what it's like in Detroit? Before posting, Think. I'm not Joe Beevers. Far more impressive than being Joe Beevers. I'll fight anyone, anywhere, for anything. Without an army of scary boy toy goons. I'm not Joe Beevers. Means I have a life.

[luns101]

Joe,

There were a couple of real rascals making noise outside about a week and a half ago. I told them to knock it off, and they told me to bugger off. However, they did proceed to vacate the premises. The funny thing is that nobody in the neighborhood has seen them since. I'm wondering if you sent some of your goons to handle the situation because it sure feels like your handiwork.

Joe, start with my address. Post it.

7' goons. Sure Joey. Scary words boy. And whatcha gonna do boy, fly to Detroit to get me? Whatcha gonna do? You think we're afraid here in Mowtown? You know what it's like in Detroit? Before posting, Think. I'm not Joe Beevers. Far more impressive than being Joe Beevers. I'll fight anyone, anywhere, for anything. Without an army of scary boy toy goons. I'm not Joe Beevers. Means I have a life.[/size]

Joe, I would like all of Serbia's Chris Chelio's memorabilia after it's all over.

[Serbia]

Joe,

There were a couple of real rascals making noise outside about a week and a half ago. I told them to knock it off, and they told me to bugger off. However, they did proceed to vacate the premises. The funny thing is that nobody in the neighborhood has seen them since. I'm wondering if you sent some of your goons to handle the situation because it sure feels like your handiwork.

Luns had the first visit! I'm so jealous... I wanted to be first! What do you have against Detroit?

[Serbia]

Joe, start with my address. Post it.

7' goons. Sure Joey. Scary words boy. And whatcha gonna do boy, fly to Detroit to get me? Whatcha gonna do? You think we're afraid here in Mowtown? You know what it's like in Detroit? Before posting, Think. I'm not Joe Beevers. Far more impressive than being Joe Beevers. I'll fight anyone, anywhere, for anything. Without an army of scary boy toy goons. I'm not Joe Beevers. Means I have a life.[/size]

Joe, I would like all of Serbia's Chris Chelio's memorabilia after it's all over.

You're assuming he survives the drive up I-94 from Metro Airport through Detroit. Have to make it through the city before you even get to my place. Survive that, and I'll give you a cookie before the trouble really begins. and if you had said my Yzerman memorabilia, the war would have started RIGHT NOW!

[luns101]

I've stopped in Pontiac a couple of times. Wouldn't recommend it for a family outing!

[Hitman079]

A reminder:

You have 18 days from now.
18 days to set up a bank transfer system payable to:

J Beevers & Ron Kray
Natwest Bank
London
E1 5FF

Fair Warning

oh yeah?! well,

little girl died in 1993
a man buried her in her own home when she was still alive.
he chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her.
Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl.
In the middle of the night she will stand
at the side of your bed staring
straight into your eyes.
She will suffocate you
like she was suffocated.
This story is sadly true.
If you post this in 5 minutes,
she will not bother you.
Your kindness will be rewarded.

we are now safe from joe beevers..in 5 minutes you can thank me now, CCers

[Serbia]

I've stopped in Pontiac a couple of times. Wouldn't recommend it for a family outing!

huh, and Pontiac is nice compared to Detroit! But no, wouldn't either.

What brought you to Pontiac? Lions game?

[luns101]

I've stopped in Pontiac a couple of times. Wouldn't recommend it for a family outing!

huh, and Pontiac is nice compared to Detroit! But no, wouldn't either.

What brought you to Pontiac? Lions game?

Had some friends who lived up there and also Ann Arbor so was visiting both over the span of a couple of days. I'll take Ann Arbor any day.

[UCAbears]

A reminder:

You have 18 days from now.
18 days to set up a bank transfer system payable to:

J Beevers & Ron Kray
Natwest Bank
London
E1 5FF

Fair Warning

Do not ever post again. Thanks.

~UCA

[Serbia]

I've stopped in Pontiac a couple of times. Wouldn't recommend it for a family outing!

huh, and Pontiac is nice compared to Detroit! But no, wouldn't either.

What brought you to Pontiac? Lions game?

Had some friends who lived up there and also Ann Arbor so was visiting both over the span of a couple of days. I'll take Ann Arbor any day.

Ann Arbor is pretty nice. Lots of yuppie, liberal college kids, but nice anyway.

[Aries]

A reminder:

You have 18 days from now.
18 days to set up a bank transfer system payable to:

J Beevers & Ron Kray
Natwest Bank
London
E1 5FF

Fair Warning

Do not ever post again. Thanks.

~UCA

I second this, third this, fourth this, and reinforce this

[cena-rules]

i sixth seventh eith ninth and tenth this.

[diddle]

A reminder:

You have 18 days from now.
18 days to set up a bank transfer system payable to:

J Beevers & Ron Kray
Natwest Bank
London
E1 5FF

Fair Warning

Do not ever post again. Thanks.

~UCA

I second this, third this, fourth this, and reinforce this

Uber QFT

[Shadowstar]

You think so Pal?
Well I got news for you.
The admins have given me your home address.
Expect a muscled Goon knocking at 5am.
You`ll be for it Pal...

The day was July 15.
The time... 5am.
Everyone in the family
was still in bed.
When suddenly......

Nothing happened...

Events like these are becoming more and more common throughout the world as JoeBeevers keeps making pointless threats.

You are like Bidoof, no, WORSE than Bidoof, so that Bidoof LAUGH at you.

<- It LAFFS at you.

[diddle]

You think so Pal?
Well I got news for you.
The admins have given me your home address.
Expect a muscled Goon knocking at 5am.
You`ll be for it Pal...

The day was July 15.
The time... 5am.
Everyone in the family
was still in bed.
When suddenly......

Nothing happened...

Events like these are becoming more and more common throughout the world as JoeBeevers keeps making pointless threats.

You are like Bidoof, no, WORSE than Bidoof, so that Bidoof LAUGH at you.

<- It LAFFS at you.

lol

[MR. Nate]

You're assuming he survives the drive up I-94 from Metro Airport through Detroit. Have to make it through the city before you even get to my place. Survive that, and I'll give you a cookie before the trouble really begins.

Technically, if he was afraid of the city proper, he could take 275 to 696 to 94 and skip the city, but surviving the drive on 696 would probably mean he deserved more than just a cookie . . . Ice cream maybe.

Serbia, if he does show up, give me a ring, I'll bring my camera and take pictures of you shooting him . . . I think that would be special.

[Minister Masket]

You think so Pal?
Well I got news for you.
The admins have given me your home address.
Expect a muscled Goon knocking at 5am.
You`ll be for it Pal...

Funny how none of us has ever given a admin our home adddress.

BTW, you do realise CC is a global network? How do you plan on sending your "boys" over to the States to beat up the American players?

Hmmmm?

[Shadowstar]

You think so Pal?
Well I got news for you.
The admins have given me your home address.
Expect a muscled Goon knocking at 5am.
You`ll be for it Pal...

Funny how none of us has ever given a admin our home adddress.

BTW, you do realise CC is a global network? How do you plan on sending your "boys" over to the States to beat up the American players?

Hmmmm?

My thoughts exactly.

[Minister Masket]

Bidoof is the new pokemon game's equivilant of Rattata.
There are 12 billion of them and are instantly hateable.
Once you catch one, shove it so far down into your Pokebox that you never have to see its ugly face ever again.

[Shadowstar]

Bidoof is the new pokemon game's equivilant of Rattata.
There are 12 billion of them and are instantly hateable.
Once you catch one, shove it so far down into your Pokebox that you never have to see its ugly face ever again.

They are more hateable than ratatta, since they are uglyer and have a much more retarted cry. And Ratatta ARE good for something, but that is beside the point.

Now where was I? Oh, yes...

<- It LAFFS at you

[cena-rules]

im scared of this takeover

[Shadowstar]

im scared of this takeover

You fear the bidoof?

[Balsiefen]

Bidoof is the new pokemon game's equivilant of Rattata.
There are 12 billion of them and are instantly hateable.
Once you catch one, shove it so far down into your Pokebox that you never have to see its ugly face ever again.

Bidoof is this games Rattata There are 8 billion of them, they suck, and nobody is going to want to trade for one.

Catch one to complete your pokedex, then bury it so deep in your storage system that you'll never have to look at its stupid face again.

busted lol

[luns101]

Serbia, if he does show up, give me a ring, I'll bring my camera and take pictures of you shooting him . . . I think that would be special.

Are you going to put those over on the "post a picture of yourself" thread? Make sure you get some photos of the goons as well.

[Shadowstar]

Serbia, if he does show up, give me a ring, I'll bring my camera and take pictures of you shooting him . . . I think that would be special.

Are you going to put those over on the "post a picture of yourself" thread? Make sure you get some photos of the goons as well.

Yes, I should be wanting a look at that as well...