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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:03 pm

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Biography: norse.

available in ? :D


However you want it.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:09 pm

Have you ever tried using trash bags as parachutes and jumped off of a house?

No, I haven't done this myself, but know some people who did this while sober.
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Postby btownmeggy on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:11 pm

This might have already been asked... but what is GBH? And what is a caravan? I assume you DON'T mean a traveling troupe of merchants perched atop camels, braving the Arabian desert.
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:13 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Have you ever tried using trash bags as parachutes and jumped off of a house?

No, I haven't done this myself, but know some people who did this while sober.


'fraid not.
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:15 pm

btownmeggy wrote:This might have already been asked... but what is GBH? And what is a caravan? I assume you DON'T mean a traveling troupe of merchants perched atop camels, braving the Arabian desert.


GBH = Greivous Bodliy harm...

A caravan is a mobile home....though I have contemplated robbing them nomadic travellers down the road....
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Postby btownmeggy on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:16 pm

Norse wrote:GBH = Greivous Bodliy harm...


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Postby Titanic on Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:52 pm

2 counts of GBH, 2 counts of breaking and entering, 1 count of arson, 1 count of being drunk. Somehow, I prefer the immigrants to you.

Do you have a job? If yes, what is it?
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Postby satanspaladin on Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:22 am

Who is you favorite author.
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Postby Iliad on Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:24 am

Norse wrote:Ive been arrested 6 times

2 x GBH
1 x Arson
1 x break in and entry of vehicles
1 x break in and entry of a caravan
1 x drunk and disorderly

all were before the age of 18....im 24 now

okay
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Postby diddle on Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:26 am

would you consider yourself to be 'normal'?
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:26 am

Why?
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Postby diddle on Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:27 am

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Postby GreecePwns on Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:33 am

How many of those arrests were you sober?

What do you think of today's popular music?
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Postby Norse on Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:25 am

Titanic wrote:
Do you have a job? If yes, what is it?


I'm a field service engineer within a research environment.
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Postby Norse on Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:25 am

satanspaladin wrote:Who is you favorite author.


Terry Pratchett
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Postby Norse on Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:26 am

diddle wrote:would you consider yourself to be 'normal'?


Yes.
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Postby Norse on Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:27 am

diddle wrote:favorite footballer?


Ohhhhh.....

At the moment Gareth Barry.....though my favourites have always been Aston Villa players, funnily enough.
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Postby Norse on Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:28 am

GreecePwns wrote:How many of those arrests were you sober?

What do you think of today's popular music?


None whilst sober...in fact 3 of them I was not involved with...all I've ever got was a fine...30 pounds for the drunk and disorderly.

Music today?

Pretty crap...though there are some decent bands floating about.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:06 am

Do you know who Robert Prosinečki is? :shock: What do you think of him? :?:
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Postby Norse on Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:16 am

ignotus wrote:Do you know who Robert Prosinečki is? :shock: What do you think of him? :?:


Yes, of course...he played for pompey, and he is a legend.....A load of pompey fans bought croatia shirts, with pompey badges on them...

Shame he never saw premier league action with us.
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Postby Norse on Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:18 am

I remember the first time I watche prosinecki play, in the 1990 world cup for yugoslavia...he was quality even back then, as a young bloke...only about 17-19 at the time I think.

Yugoslavia did well too, got to the quaters I think.
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Postby GreecePwns on Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:19 am

What was the most memorable football game you watched (at the stadium)?
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Postby Norse on Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:23 am

GreecePwns wrote:What was the most memorable football game you watched (at the stadium)?


Portsmouth 3 - 2 Rotherham utd.

The game we finally got back into the premier league after about 18 years of 1st division action...great day out, like a carnival atmosphere. Pitch raided after the final whistle, and sat on the sideline when Uncle Harry Redknapp gave a lap of honour...great day out.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:37 am

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none...that I know of


Except those DAZMCFC claims that are hiz! :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:


actually my daughter is 15, so that would make Norse 9. some how i don`t even think Norse was getting it up at the age of 9. my son is 6 and at the age of 18 my wife would not of entertained the little shit(i know your about 6ft 2in). at 18 he was probably too drunk. :roll:
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Postby ignotus on Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:41 am

Yes in the 1990's. Two years before young Yugoslavian team (most players from Croatia; Šuker, Boban, Prosinečki...) were U-21 chamions of the word and in 1990 (or 91, I don't remember and don't want to google it) Crvena Zvezda (with Prosinečki) won Uefa Cup!

Prosinečki is our national manager Bilić's right hand. He was a great player and now he's a good assistant. He's my favorite Croatian player of all times and ha was a fun to look...

In Croatia we still call him "the Great Yellow".


Question: What are your favorite national football teams (besides England) and why?
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