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heavycola wrote:Current fact and research-based theories - a summary
1) The world is governed by: alien lizard overlords living in a subterranean tunnel system/jewish bankers/the pope/non-reptilian aliens
2) Most US senators are satan worshippers/papists hell-bent on world domination on behalf of vatican
3) 9/11 was carefully orchestrated by US government/zionists/lizard overlords/illuminati/mossad/freemasons/tufty club
4) The """plane""" that hit the pentagon was actually a: misile/drone/global hawk/large version of the 'oh no! my car windscreen has been shot!' sticker
5) The Californian bush fires were planned and carried out by the new world order/papist teenage arsonists/genetically engineered lizard minions who shoot firey death rays out of their eyes
6) Yesterday a nice man came round to my house and inserted microchips into my forehead and the foreheads of my whole family. He said they would enable the government to control us from space on account of the terrorists and whatnot. Well, we're nothing if not patriotic and it's great to know they are looking out for us.
God Bless Israel/the Crab nebula/the NAU/the new and improved world order
jay_a2j wrote: The funny thing is...Ron Paul says "they attacked us because we have been over there in their business for decades"....Guliani laughs at him and says, "They attacked us because they hate our freedoms". Now, lets be realistic.....which sounds like the better reason?
But I'm the crazy one...yeah ok.
Snorri1234 wrote:jay_a2j wrote: The funny thing is...Ron Paul says "they attacked us because we have been over there in their business for decades"....Guliani laughs at him and says, "They attacked us because they hate our freedoms". Now, lets be realistic.....which sounds like the better reason?
But I'm the crazy one...yeah ok.
Good thing to know that you finnally came round to what many people were already saying. I thought I wouldn't see the day when a republican would admit that the reason they attacked the US was because the US was being annoying to them. The reason that Al Quaida and shit got so many recruits was because those recruits were angry at the US. They needed just a little indoctrination.
But are you saying that you do believe there are actually terrorists? Because I'm very confused right now.
PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
got tonkaed wrote:tbh....pauls rationale behind it is just as wrong as guilani.....
tell all the kids eating up american pop culture in the middle east that they hate our way of live, our "freedoms", and im sure they will declare shenanigans.
Aren't you supposed to be one of those guys that hated Nixon?b.k. barunt wrote:There has been a cadre of string pulling puppetmasters manipulating things behind the scenes since Constantine. For over a thousand years the Catholic powers were predominant, but after the great plague in Europe their credibility was compromised and the non church powers, or "Intelligentia" came into their own. The Catholics still hold great power - hell, they (not asshat Reagan) won the Cold War and destroyed Russian Communism - but the non-Catholic "illuminati", whoeverthefuck they are, hold sway.
Look at our presidents - they are lame ass yes men who are nothing but figureheads - the last one with any real worldly savvy was Nixon, and by that time "they" realized that a strong president was too dangerous, and jettisoned ole Tricky Dicky. So when you want to know who really engineered something like 911 (Bush couldn't engineer a fucking Risk win), see who benefited the most from it, and you'll probably be on the right track.
Honibaz
b.k. barunt wrote:see who benefited the most from it, and you'll probably be on the right track.
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
got tonkaed wrote:tbh....pauls rationale behind it is just as wrong as guilani.....
tell all the kids eating up american pop culture in the middle east that they hate our way of live, our "freedoms", and im sure they will declare shenanigans.
However, in many cases, the truth is a fluid concept. If ideas can rally people together enough to start a war, its truth enough for the purpose of it i suppose.
PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
muy_thaiguy wrote:Aren't you supposed to be one of those guys that hated Nixon?b.k. barunt wrote:There has been a cadre of string pulling puppetmasters manipulating things behind the scenes since Constantine. For over a thousand years the Catholic powers were predominant, but after the great plague in Europe their credibility was compromised and the non church powers, or "Intelligentia" came into their own. The Catholics still hold great power - hell, they (not asshat Reagan) won the Cold War and destroyed Russian Communism - but the non-Catholic "illuminati", whoeverthefuck they are, hold sway.
Look at our presidents - they are lame ass yes men who are nothing but figureheads - the last one with any real worldly savvy was Nixon, and by that time "they" realized that a strong president was too dangerous, and jettisoned ole Tricky Dicky. So when you want to know who really engineered something like 911 (Bush couldn't engineer a fucking Risk win), see who benefited the most from it, and you'll probably be on the right track.
Honibaz
Ah, I see now.b.k. barunt wrote:Admiration would be the wrong word, as would respect. I acknowledge his abilities in foreign policy, as i would acknowledge the ability of a rat that's smart enough to get the cheese out of the trap without springing it. I have no admiration for Nixon or anyone else who fucked this country to feather their own nest, but at least he didn't add insult to injury by being a moron like Bush or Clinton. He was a goofy looking bastard though, and i don't think he ever fucked his wife (the kids weren't his).
Honibaz
unriggable wrote:The point is that jay you elected the people who do this into office, what do you think of yourself now?
PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
jay_a2j wrote:unriggable wrote:The point is that jay you elected the people who do this into office, what do you think of yourself now?
Do you know how the election process works? Like my 1 vote put Bush in office? Furthermore, it doesn't matter.... anyone who becomes president is a puppet of the NWO. If they go against them.... you get a JFK.
jay_a2j wrote:anyone who becomes president is a puppet of the NWO.
I thought they did that in WCW back in the 90s.bradleybadly wrote:jay_a2j wrote:anyone who becomes president is a puppet of the NWO.
The Old World Order isn't going to be to happy to hear about this. Perhaps we could get the OWO vs. the NWO in a cage match on the UFC.
muy_thaiguy wrote:I thought they did that in WCW back in the 90s.bradleybadly wrote:jay_a2j wrote:anyone who becomes president is a puppet of the NWO.
The Old World Order isn't going to be to happy to hear about this. Perhaps we could get the OWO vs. the NWO in a cage match on the UFC.
bradleybadly wrote:jay_a2j wrote:anyone who becomes president is a puppet of the NWO.
The Old World Order isn't going to be to happy to hear about this. Perhaps we could get the OWO vs. the NWO in a cage match on the UFC.
PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
jay_a2j wrote:bradleybadly wrote:jay_a2j wrote:anyone who becomes president is a puppet of the NWO.
The Old World Order isn't going to be to happy to hear about this. Perhaps we could get the OWO vs. the NWO in a cage match on the UFC.
Yeah, lets make fun of it. Does anyone watch what's going on anymore?
Sept.11 1991 George H.W. Bush gave a speech about bringing in the New World Order. GOOGLE IT
When running for President in 1996, Dan Quayle gave an interview talking about the NWO. GOOGLE IT
Do some research! Or sit there and make light of something that WILL affect you in an adverse way in the future. The choice is yours.
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