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Postby Heimdall on Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:00 am

Church courtyard for me
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Postby Harijan on Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:17 am

Heimdall wrote:Church courtyard for me


Fucked a cheerleader in a church when I was a sophmore

Not really sex, but got to third base when I was a sophmore in High School while we were watching a film in English class.

Got a BJ on the bus when I was a sophmore

Library sex is really cool in college, get one of those group study rooms for a tutoring session.

When I was Junior in HS I worked at Baskin Robbins. Fucked my boss in the deep freeze on top of a 5 gallon tub of mint-n-chip. I was dating her sister at the time so that got a little weird.

Pool sex, or any kind of underwater sex is weird, but not that great, lubrication gets washed away too fast.

Sex on the roof of my parents house when I was a senior.


Oh yeah, and what DM said, been there, done that.

I never realized what a man-whore I was before I got married.
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Postby whitelighting on Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:13 am

somebodys front porch
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Postby Ronaldinho on Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:20 am

In a giant bellend...made of chicken paste.




Futher more, you're a prick.
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Postby autoload on Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:21 am

My hand.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:28 am

in the Medireranian sea with the wife on a big rubber ring. i was perched on a rock and the beach was packed. :lol:
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Postby Ronaldinho on Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:41 am

i lost my V in an ally LMAO, when i was in year 9 , was pretty fucking cold, and she went home with a stick leg LOL, oh my child hood has been fun.
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Postby brooksieb on Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:04 am

in a construction site
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Postby lord voldemort on Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:33 am

when i got knocked out after footy last year...i was in hospital overnight...i got a bj with full door open and one guy asleep in the bed next to me....

turns out he wasnt asleep and high fived me later

oh this was an intern at the hospital who gave it, i still talk to her too. turns out i play baseball against her boyfriend
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Postby whitelighting on Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:13 pm

lord voldemort wrote:when i got knocked out after footy last year...i was in hospital overnight...i got a bj with full door open and one guy asleep in the bed next to me....

turns out he wasnt asleep and high fived me later

oh this was an intern at the hospital who gave it, i still talk to her too. turns out i play baseball against her boyfriend


*high fives lovo

thats nice
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