If your girlfriend offered you a threesome...

by **mybike_yourface** on Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:59 pm

both times i've had one there's been major conditions set by the girlfriend. the idea is over rated.

by **mybike_yourface** on Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:00 pm

radiojake wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
Stoned sex is the best.

Damn straight... and so is Acid sex

ugh, acid pool sex. that's scary.

by **Curmudgeonx** on Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:13 pm

To bring it back to something resembling the topic:

The best sex is "hammerheading"; i.e. 2 parts xtacy, 1 part viagra.

Gives you a pounding headache afterwards, but cures the soft-on that X can hit you with while you still enjoy the rolling, touching, . . . NAVIN . .

shit, now I need to clean up.

by **Harijan** on Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:36 pm

suggs wrote:I'd only have a threesome with Frederick II of Germany or Richard The Lionheart, as they were both HUNG LIKE A BABOON.

I didn't know you liked it so small suggs, I guess there is hope for me yet.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis!

Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size.

In some African countries, saying that one is 'hung like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-43756.shtml

by **heavycola** on Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:13 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
heavycola wrote:this whole thread is completely appropriate. As is the feeling of another man's knob through some intestinal wall or other.
Freudian Slip there HC?

A comprehensive busting. I am midway between arousal and outright shame.

by **Hitman079** on Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:31 pm

well, it's bad whether you're in any position (boyfriend or girlfriend)
i personally wouldn't do it, watching my girlfriend cheat on me with another man right in front of me. and two girls- i have no idea how the hell that would work.

by **soka** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:44 am

nah some thoughts should only be that .......

by **Skittles!** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:54 am

Hitman079 wrote:well, it's bad whether you're in any position (boyfriend or girlfriend)
i personally wouldn't do it, watching my girlfriend cheat on me with another man right in front of me. and two girls- i have no idea how the hell that would work.

It's not cheating as you made that decision to let her do it..

by **Green88** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:55 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Harijan wrote:A 3-way in a laid-back unplanned spontaneous environment...

spontaneous=drunken... yes?

Or stoned.

The other day several of my friends and I, mildly boozy and preparing to get stoned, were talking about anti-drug advertisements. Like the one where the teenage boy rapes his girlfriend while stoned. So we started discussing stoned sexy-times. The farthest I'VE ever gone in such a state is provocative dancing. The winner of us all was, well, a fellow who's a CC member here, who had played with a girl's hair while stoned.

Our stoned sexy-times were decidedly not sexy.

I reckoned, "I can't imagine raping someone while stoned. The whole time I would be so upset thinking, 'I bet she thinks I'm acting pretty weird. Am I acting weird? I am. I'm stoned. But is she? No I bet she isn't. I'm the only one. Everyone thinks I'm acting weird.'"

Meg I always thought you were a girl...

I'm afraid this will really have to change things between us...

by **jnd94** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:13 pm

suggs wrote:See Seinfeld "The Switch" its genius

And just likeJerrry,I could neverpull off the threesome-I'd haveto buy a cape-it just wouldnt work

Plus,imagine the pressure