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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:06 pm

qeee1 wrote:
So I'm flipping through my High School year-book, and I spot a pic of my girlfriend.

First, I don't have a scanner

Second *Middle Finger Key*

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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby Kid_A on Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:21 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Does thinking my girlfriend was hot when she was 15 & 9/10 make me a some type of pervert?


I would never sleep with anyone under 18, unless they change the age of consent....

...but I'm sorry, 15yr old girls are f***ing hot!! They are ripe fruit, ready to be plucked from the tree of innocence! If nature decided that they are ready to experience womanly pleasures of the flesh, who am I to disagree?
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:28 pm


...but I'm sorry, 15yr old girls are f***ing hot!! They are ripe fruit, ready to be plucked from the tree of innocence! If nature decided that they are ready to experience womanly pleasures of the flesh, who am I to disagree?


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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby qeee1 on Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:59 pm

But seriously post the picture and I'll give you a balanced judgment.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby PyroKid55 on Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:26 pm

Frigidus wrote:Image

where dyou get this picture? it looks like some people from my school
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby Frigidus on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:05 pm

PyroKid55 wrote:
Frigidus wrote:Image

where dyou get this picture? it looks like some people from my school


Teh internets! Hint: the link is in the quote.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby wrestler1ump on Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:02 am

The Weird One wrote:
hecter wrote:That jailbait picture gave me a hard-on... If it didn't give you a hardon, you're not a pedo.


*looks down*

. . . Dammit!


If it didn't give you a hard on, you don't have a penis.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby Skittles! on Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:10 am

wrestler1ump wrote:
The Weird One wrote:
hecter wrote:That jailbait picture gave me a hard-on... If it didn't give you a hardon, you're not a pedo.


*looks down*

. . . Dammit!


If it didn't give you a hard on, you don't have a penis.

Maybe he's not a deprived person such as you, who cannot get anything and must go to the corner every time you need to fix your perversions.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby PyroKid55 on Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:13 am

Frigidus wrote:
PyroKid55 wrote:
Frigidus wrote:Image

where dyou get this picture? it looks like some people from my school


Teh internets! Hint: the link is in the quote.

say what?!?!
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby PyroKid55 on Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:20 am

PyroKid55 wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
PyroKid55 wrote:
Frigidus wrote:Image

where dyou get this picture? it looks like some people from my school


Teh internets! Hint: the link is in the quote.

say what?!?!

oh, nevermind, I got it
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby wrestler1ump on Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:20 pm

Skittles! wrote:
wrestler1ump wrote:
The Weird One wrote:
hecter wrote:That jailbait picture gave me a hard-on... If it didn't give you a hardon, you're not a pedo.


*looks down*

. . . Dammit!


If it didn't give you a hard on, you don't have a penis.

Maybe he's not a deprived person such as you, who cannot get anything and must go to the corner every time you need to fix your perversions.


WTF does thinking the babes in that picture are hot have to do with being deprived? You made a sad attempt at a flame, but you know just as well as I do that those two are smokin hot. Don't try and deny it.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby Frigidus on Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:40 pm

wrestler1ump wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
wrestler1ump wrote:
The Weird One wrote:
hecter wrote:That jailbait picture gave me a hard-on... If it didn't give you a hardon, you're not a pedo.


*looks down*

. . . Dammit!


If it didn't give you a hard on, you don't have a penis.

Maybe he's not a deprived person such as you, who cannot get anything and must go to the corner every time you need to fix your perversions.


WTF does thinking the babes in that picture are hot have to do with being deprived? You made a sad attempt at a flame, but you know just as well as I do that those two are smokin hot. Don't try and deny it.


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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:44 pm

wrestler1ump wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
wrestler1ump wrote:
The Weird One wrote:
hecter wrote:That jailbait picture gave me a hard-on... If it didn't give you a hardon, you're not a pedo.


*looks down*

. . . Dammit!


If it didn't give you a hard on, you don't have a penis.

Maybe he's not a deprived person such as you, who cannot get anything and must go to the corner every time you need to fix your perversions.


WTF does thinking the babes in that picture are hot have to do with being deprived? You made a sad attempt at a flame, but you know just as well as I do that those two are smokin hot. Don't try and deny it.


They are little girls.

They appear a bit sexy cos they are posing in sexy way with their tongues out and have sexy knickers.

Anyone finding that picture seriously erotic for longer than it takes to notice that is either shallow or a bit of a pedo.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby hecter on Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:49 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:They are little girls.

They appear a bit sexy cos they are posing in sexy way with their tongues out and have sexy knickers.

Anyone finding that picture seriously erotic for longer than it takes to notice that is either shallow or a bit of a pedo.

How about being their age? I find it hot, yet I'm young enough to be able to date somebody that age without it being creepy.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:56 pm

They're about 12.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby hecter on Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:08 am

They're not twelve! They look like they could go to my highschool.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:09 am

hecter wrote:They're not twelve! They look like they could go to my highschool.


Tits?
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby hecter on Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:10 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
hecter wrote:They're not twelve! They look like they could go to my highschool.


Tits?

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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby PyroKid55 on Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:51 am

they're both about 13 considering I'm pretty friendly with them and they're in the same grade in the same school as me
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby PyroKid55 on Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:55 am

hecter wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
hecter wrote:They're not twelve! They look like they could go to my highschool.


Tits?

*dies inside*

only the one on the left ( :shock: :oops: :shock: ), but you can't see it in the picture
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby wrestler1ump on Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:57 pm

They are 16 at least. In Ontario they are legal for any type of consensual sexual activity.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby Skittles! on Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:41 pm

wrestler1ump wrote:They are 16 at least. In Ontario they are legal for any type of consensual sexual activity.

Yeah.. But they wouldn't give consent to you, now would they?
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:56 pm

Skittles! wrote:
wrestler1ump wrote:They are 16 at least. In Ontario they are legal for any type of consensual sexual activity.

Yeah.. But they wouldn't give consent to you, now would they?

Depends on where they've been drinking.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:49 am

wrestler1ump wrote:They are 16 at least. In Ontario they are legal for any type of consensual sexual activity.

No they aren't. see above.

You sad pervs.
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Re: Does that make a man a some kind of pedophile?

Postby tconrad on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:07 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:
But I had forgotten, the Supreme Court just overturned the death penalty in cases of child-rape. But they said nothing about the death penalty for adult-rape(stupid?). So I think you would only get the death penalty in the case of statutory against a teenager(s) or an actual adult(s).


Actually the death penalty for the rape of adults was abolished before the recent case.

Anyway, even if you turned out to be a pedophile, it doesn't mean you can't be a hilarious guy who's fun to talk to. Just look at Humbert Humbert; everyone loves that guy.
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