Girls, what's their deal?

[william18]

I have no problem with being wrapped around a woman's finger... as long as she isn't psycho.

Or possessed.

[Nickbaldwin]

I have no problem with being wrapped around a woman's finger... as long as she isn't psycho.

Kinky.

[whitestazn88]

menstruation

[DAZMCFC]

right lads,there are simple rules to keeping a relationship ticking along nicely.

1. don't argue over petty things, even if you know you're right and would win.
2. always remember they need you to get from A-B. even if only a navigator.
3. if the decorators are in, definetly let them win any arguments(it will benefit you in the long run).
4. about house furniture or decorating, let them think THEY are choosing what they want.
5. anything Electrical or expensive, you make the final decision.
6. if you have teenage daughters, try and blank out their arguing. if it gets a bit heated, f*ck off to the pub.
7. when they are drunk they may say things, ignore them and don't retaliate.

these are some simple rules for an easy life and regular nookie.

[jonesthecurl]

come on suggsy, walkies. You'll like it here.

[Snorri1234]

Actually guys....

Stop right there!

From now on you'll refer to us as the superior gender.

Heavenly seems to have the wrong end of the stick.

Nudgenudgewinkwink

Ya see, men (bless their cotton socks) are extremely simple beings. Everything they do and I mean EVERYTHING, is governed by their dicks - you just have to look on these forums to know that.
Is this a bad thing?
No.
This knowledge means we can understand them and their total lack of understanding women means we have the upper hand - we have the control.
Just look back at poor Snorri's first post.....clueless!

We are indeed extremely simple thinkers. But we're not guided by our dicks only. I don't play videogames or write essays with my dick. We're just very straightline thinkers. We don't overanalyze things and are therefore often suprised that women do. We go with the most straightforward action most of the time, and yes when it's about women that action is usually given by our nads. But we don't merely think with our dicks.

Chicks are subtle while men are not. I used to be quite suprised when my girlfriend got jealous because some girl was obviously flirting with me and asked me why I didn't say something about it, simply because I didn't actually notice that girl was flirting. Or when friend A was being a total bitch and I thought they were having a friendly conversation. I a friend of mine is being a dick I can clearly see it because we're just not subtle about it.

I know how you behave but I just can't get my mind around it.


Oh, and as for women understanding us and having control, you must be living in a different world than me because all of the women I know haven't got the faintest idea. All of those times that a female friend of mine complained her boyfriend wasn't getting it are clear proof of that.
"Have you actually clearly explained to him what the issue is?"
"No, but I have dropped a subtle hint about it."
"....."


Sure, after some time women and men tend to understand how to deal with eachother to make a happy family or whatever, but understanding just never comes for most people.

[pimpdave]

I dont like to think of myself as a feminist, far from it. I just like to be able to get what I want when I want it from men. I like to think I have my fella wrapped round my little finger lol. The only feminist part in me is that I hate to think I have to rely on a man for anything, I'm as independent as it gets.

In this statement lies the double standard. The paradox of successfully relating to women.

They want you to be wrapped around their little finger, but you try to encourage them into taking action on something, and all of a sudden you, the male, are manipulative or even worse, accused of being abusive. (Why? Cause I said that if you marked a specific day on the calendar to pay your bills each month you'd avoid missing payments? Really?)

And just liking being able to get what you want when you want it from men?? Really? Wasn't the whole women's lib movement about canceling that social convention from being practiced by men?

And then hating to have to rely on men? But when we don't rely on you, females, you accuse of us of being "emotionally distant" or not trusting you, and then try to manipulate us and twist us around your little finger until we do rely on you, only to be let down by your mood swings, double standards, and rationalization devoid of any logic or precedent.

Sorry to come down hard on you here heavenly, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you're pretty young (or at least emotionally stunted in your growth). And the attitude you expressed above is completely antithetical to what any quality guy is looking for.

[Juan_Bottom]

I just like boobies.

After that.... who cares what I have to go through... I mean.... they're boobies, bro..... *wispers* boobies...

[muy_thaiguy]

I have no problem with being wrapped around a woman's finger... as long as she isn't psycho.

Kinky.

That is one thing that is NOT kinky! I've had to deal with a few psychos before, it is NOT fun.

Ya see, men (bless their cotton socks) are extremely simple beings. Everything they do and I mean EVERYTHING, is governed by their dicks - you just have to look on these forums to know that.
Is this a bad thing?
No.
This knowledge means we can understand them and their total lack of understanding women means we have the upper hand - we have the control.
Just look back at poor Snorri's first post.....clueless!

We are indeed extremely simple thinkers. But we're not guided by our dicks only. I don't play videogames or write essays with my dick. We're just very straightline thinkers. We don't overanalyze things and are therefore often suprised that women do. We go with the most straightforward action most of the time, and yes when it's about women that action is usually given by our nads. But we don't merely think with our dicks.

Chicks are subtle while men are not. I used to be quite suprised when my girlfriend got jealous because some girl was obviously flirting with me and asked me why I didn't say something about it, simply because I didn't actually notice that girl was flirting. Or when friend A was being a total bitch and I thought they were having a friendly conversation. I a friend of mine is being a dick I can clearly see it because we're just not subtle about it.

I know how you behave but I just can't get my mind around it.


Oh, and as for women understanding us and having control, you must be living in a different world than me because all of the women I know haven't got the faintest idea. All of those times that a female friend of mine complained her boyfriend wasn't getting it are clear proof of that.
"Have you actually clearly explained to him what the issue is?"
"No, but I have dropped a subtle hint about it."
"....."


Sure, after some time women and men tend to understand how to deal with eachother to make a happy family or whatever, but understanding just never comes for most people.

Can't forget the whole "Oh, you're just a friend" or "I can't go out with you, you're a nice guy and probably know me better then anyone else and have everything I'm looking for, but I won't go out with you."

Damn, I hate that.

[timmyboz]

The only use for you is reproduction

A life in which my only purpose is to reproduce? Sign me up for sexy times...

Without women you would cause the end of mankind, without men the world would be a much happier place!

Indeed, it would be a paradise of constant PMT, of endless debates about which shoes to wear with which handbag, a place where nail-varnish was more expensive than oil, where computers and automobiles broke with no hope of repair, where simple home-repairs would be regarded as impossible engineering conundrums, where each hour would have a mandatory five-minute "whinge about your weight, then proceed to stuff your face with chocolate as you blub that it's an 'emotional necessity'" period at its beginning and end, a place with newspapers that consisted solely of 13,000 pages of pictures of various talentless 'celebrities' wearing their hair in a slightly different way than they did the previous day, and where global shortages of batteries would cause whole cities to collapse into rabid libido-fuelled rioting.

Why yes, that particular utopia sounds like just the kind of place that women would be insanely happy. Makes me realise just how justified all of this sanctimonious "Well men are only useful for reproduction" whining really is.

Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...

AKA: Why it's GREAT to be a guy before you actually engage logic and think about what you're saying.

- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

Humbug.
Female employers discriminate on grounds of attractiveness just as much as men. And even if they didn't, you might be getting interviewed by a homosexual male.

- Your last name stays put.

So does yours if you're not a doormat to tradition. If you're going to get bulldozered into a name-change against your wishes, then you have only yourself to blame.

- The garage is all yours.

For the small price of THE REST OF THE FUCKING HOUSE.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

That reads equally well as "You have no say in your wedding plans whatsoever, because your bride-to-be suddenly turns into a raving maniac and monopolises every last detail of the wedding plans. If you don't like a tiny detail of her bizarre attempts to orchestrate the most tacky pseudo-fairytale, conformity-driven, industry-dictated, carbon-copy, 'perfect day' and dare to object, then she cries like a child until you relent."

- Chocolate is just another snack.

Ahhh yes, the bizarre 'Chocolate is some kind of mythological magic food for ladies' bollocks.

No it isn't. You're just very keen on it and too weak to break your binge-eating habits.

Don't like that little dose of reality? Still going to bang on about seratonin and emotional needs as if you've got a point? Well then good for you, enjoy your self-delusion and welcome to a life of impending middle-aged obesity.

- You can be president.

So can you. Stop complaining and inventing glass-ceilings.

- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

So can you, provided you wear a sensible undergarment.

- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

Now you're just making things up.

Recently a friend of mine got pretty drunk and ended up trying to bed a complete skank; I felt compelled to save him from himself, even though she was clearly gagging for it. So don't get all moral on me.

- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Bullshit. They lie to everybody.

The difference is that we're informed enough to be able to question them instead of just lapping it up in ignorance.

- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

And neither should you... if you're going to forge mental prisons for yourselves, then pour your money into sustaining an industry that insists on perpetuating them; then you can hardly come crying to us about it. We're simply nothing to do with it, and the only people to blame are yourselves.

- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Nor does it come near to yours unless you voluntarily take yourself to a shop and pay for treatment. Please stop complaining about tortures of your own infliction.

- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Neither do you, just stop being such a pansy.

- Same work... more pay.

Except that there are laws against that, and we don't get 9 months of free holiday whenever we get knocked up.

- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

Nobody made you wear those ridiculously small pants to this work function, you have only yourself and your vanity to blame.

- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

I suppose it never occurs to you people that you don't actually have to wear a $2000 dress? That there might be cheaper alternatives if you weren't so addicted to competing with one another and buying into whatever the money-clutching wedding industry dictated as being 'in' this year?

Silly question, of course it didn't... but you like whinging about illusory problems anyway.

- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Actually, my pecs are pretty fucking sensational...

On the other hand, why are you whinging about free non-verbal compliments? Are you addicted to complaining?

- Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

No but seriously... how are you mistaking the death of some random woman who you never knew (and who never had a real job in her life) as being anything other than just another obituary

- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

From everybody...

Stop being paranoid about your appearance... people realise that you're human too. We're not going to burn you at the stake just because of the odd digestive exclamation.

- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

And they wouldn't mangle yours either if you didn't insist on buying ridiculous ones just to look like all your friends.

Seriously, how many times are you going to blame about tortures that you inflict on yourself? Take some responsibility for your own actions instead of just crying to men about how hard you're making your life.

- Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

...and guess what, they're still retarded.

- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

For men or women...

- One mood, all the time.

I find this simplistic, uninformed and sexist outlook both offensive and ignorant. Your broad-brush stereotyping and baseless assertions are precisely the kind of attitudes that continue to perpetuate sexism in modern society, and you should be ashamed of yourself for indulging in them.

Quite simply, one of the best posts i have ever read.
Why isnt this guy President?

[Snorri1234]

Because he's from a different country. Untill Ahnold fixes that silly rule you will just have to wait.

[Juan_Bottom]

That is one thing that is NOT kinky! I've had to deal with a few psychos before, it is NOT fun.

Ok, I have actually been stalked in the past. And now that it's over, and I wasn't eaten or worn as a skin suite or anything, I can honestly say that a part of me misses it.

All the notes I'd find on my car, or locker at work(I didn't work with her), or random stuff in the mail..... I miss. It was nice to here that I was soooo special all the time, ya know?

"I can't go out with you, you're a nice guy and probably know me better then anyone else and have everything I'm looking for, but I won't go out with you."

Classic. You know what's funny? I got that from a girl that I had been after for like 6 months. Somehow I ended up her best friend, without any benifits.
Then I got an awesome job. Guess what happened?

[timmyboz]

Actually guys....

Stop right there!

From now on you'll refer to us as the superior gender.

Heavenly seems to have the wrong end of the stick.

That rather antiquated list of 'why it's great to be a guy' really did go out with the ark.
It's all so much more basic than that.

Ya see, men (bless their cotton socks) are extremely simple beings. Everything they do and I mean EVERYTHING, is governed by their dicks - you just have to look on these forums to know that.
Is this a bad thing?
No.
This knowledge means we can understand them and their total lack of understanding women means we have the upper hand - we have the control.
Just look back at poor Snorri's first post.....clueless!

Now I'm not saying women are 'better' than men, but if this were a battlefield, knowing your enemy is the first step to winning the war.

Superior gender my arse!
We have you by the balls, and you know it.

Yes, when Eddison invented the lightbulb, he only did it so he could see who he was wanking over.

[heavenly29]

I dont like to think of myself as a feminist, far from it. I just like to be able to get what I want when I want it from men. I like to think I have my fella wrapped round my little finger lol. The only feminist part in me is that I hate to think I have to rely on a man for anything, I'm as independent as it gets.

In this statement lies the double standard. The paradox of successfully relating to women.

They want you to be wrapped around their little finger, but you try to encourage them into taking action on something, and all of a sudden you, the male, are manipulative or even worse, accused of being abusive. (Why? Cause I said that if you marked a specific day on the calendar to pay your bills each month you'd avoid missing payments? Really?)

And just liking being able to get what you want when you want it from men?? Really? Wasn't the whole women's lib movement about canceling that social convention from being practiced by men?

And then hating to have to rely on men? But when we don't rely on you, females, you accuse of us of being "emotionally distant" and then try to manipulate us and twist us around your little finger until we do rely on you, only to be let down by you and your double standards.

Sorry to come down hard on you here heavenly, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you're pretty young. And the attitude you expressed above is completely antithetical to what any quality guy is looking for.

I'm 29 years old whether that is young or old to you I dont know. I'm not looking for a quality guy as I already have one. There are things in your post you are assuming I believe in and do which I do not. I dont think men are manipulative, and if someone encourages me into taking action about something whether male or female I take head of what they have said and make my own judgement. I have never accussed a man of being emotionally distant if they dont rely on me, in fact I would hate for somebody to rely on me.

I feel like I'm being knocked down a bit here purely due to the fact that I'm a confident girl who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to go for it. I treat my chap with the utmost of respect, and I expect the same from him. So alas I shall now bow out of this debate with the greatest respect for everybody.

[timmyboz]

The differnce between men and women:

A man would go oout with a female road sweeper, if she was nice.
A woman wouldnt go out with a male road sweeper EVER.

Now, which seems the better gender.
*polishes bollocks proudly*

[Juan_Bottom]

feel like I'm being knocked down a bit here purely due to the fact that I'm a confident girl who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to go for it. I treat my chap with the utmost of respect, and I expect the same from him. So alas I shall now bow out of this debate with the greatest respect for everybody.

Hey, I think you're all right! You're just not "in" yet. Took me three months before everyone one was like "hey Juan, whats up?" Afore that it was "hey dirty mexican-maybe-probably, I hope you choke to death. I will always disagree with you about everything."

Also, this is the chatter-box, so people come her just to argue stupid stuff. My arguement in this thread being, "Who cares what's wrong with women, they're the ones with the boobies, deal with it."

[muy_thaiguy]

feel like I'm being knocked down a bit here purely due to the fact that I'm a confident girl who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to go for it. I treat my chap with the utmost of respect, and I expect the same from him. So alas I shall now bow out of this debate with the greatest respect for everybody.

Hey, I think you're all right! You're just not "in" yet. Took me three months before everyone one was like "hey Juan, whats up?" Afore that it was "hey dirty mexican-maybe-probably, I hope you choke to death. I will always disagree with you about everything."

Also, this is the chatter-box, so people come her just to argue stupid stuff. My arguement in this thread being, "Who cares what's wrong with women, they're the ones with the boobies, deal with it."

What about fat guys?

[Juan_Bottom]

feel like I'm being knocked down a bit here purely due to the fact that I'm a confident girl who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to go for it. I treat my chap with the utmost of respect, and I expect the same from him. So alas I shall now bow out of this debate with the greatest respect for everybody.

Hey, I think you're all right! You're just not "in" yet. Took me three months before everyone one was like "hey Juan, whats up?" Afore that it was "hey dirty mexican-maybe-probably, I hope you choke to death. I will always disagree with you about everything."

Also, this is the chatter-box, so people come her just to argue stupid stuff. My arguement in this thread being, "Who cares what's wrong with women, they're the ones with the boobies, deal with it."

What about fat guys?

Story related.
When I was in Jr high I saw a fat kid get drug into the locker room so everyone could feel what boobs felt like. At first I was like ????WTF???? this isn't real......... But sure enough.....

Anyway, I tried to save him, but got my butt kicked. Those horny 8th graders wanted those man-boobs bad. That was the first time anyone straight kicked me in the balls. Over man-boobs.

Anyway, adams apples negat boobs. If he has an apple his boobies don't count.

[mandalorian2298]

And there we see that Snorri will never understand "girls" as long as he thinks they're all the same.
Lesson 1: they ain't.
Example 1: heavenly & Mandy.

Oh this is rich. A guy with the word 'curl' in his name is calling ME a girl.

[mandalorian2298]

feel like I'm being knocked down a bit here purely due to the fact that I'm a confident girl who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to go for it. I treat my chap with the utmost of respect, and I expect the same from him. So alas I shall now bow out of this debate with the greatest respect for everybody.

Hey, I think you're all right! You're just not "in" yet. Took me three months before everyone one was like "hey Juan, whats up?" Afore that it was "hey dirty mexican-maybe-probably, I hope you choke to death. I will always disagree with you about everything."

Also, this is the chatter-box, so people come her just to argue stupid stuff. My arguement in this thread being, "Who cares what's wrong with women, they're the ones with the boobies, deal with it."

What about fat guys?

Story related.
When I was in Jr high I saw a fat kid get drug into the locker room so everyone could feel what boobs felt like. At first I was like ????WTF???? this isn't real......... But sure enough.....

Anyway, I tried to save him, but got my butt kicked. Those horny 8th graders wanted those man-boobs bad. That was the first time anyone straight kicked me in the balls. Over man-boobs.

Anyway, adams apples negat boobs. If he has an apple his boobies don't count.

Rofl.

Great story Juan.

[pimpdave]

And there we see that Snorri will never understand "girls" as long as he thinks they're all the same.
Lesson 1: they ain't.
Example 1: heavenly & Mandy.

Oh this is rich. A guy with the word 'curl' in his name is calling ME a girl.

CUE: the misunderstanding Cha-Cha

[pimpdave]

In this statement lies the double standard. The paradox of successfully relating to women.

They want you to be wrapped around their little finger, but you try to encourage them into taking action on something, and all of a sudden you, the male, are manipulative or even worse, accused of being abusive. (Why? Cause I said that if you marked a specific day on the calendar to pay your bills each month you'd avoid missing payments? Really?)

And just liking being able to get what you want when you want it from men?? Really? Wasn't the whole women's lib movement about canceling that social convention from being practiced by men?

And then hating to have to rely on men? But when we don't rely on you, females, you accuse of us of being "emotionally distant" and then try to manipulate us and twist us around your little finger until we do rely on you, only to be let down by you and your double standards.

Sorry to come down hard on you here heavenly, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you're pretty young. And the attitude you expressed above is completely antithetical to what any quality guy is looking for.

I'm 29 years old whether that is young or old to you I dont know. I'm not looking for a quality guy as I already have one. There are things in your post you are assuming I believe in and do which I do not. I dont think men are manipulative, and if someone encourages me into taking action about something whether male or female I take head of what they have said and make my own judgement. I have never accussed a man of being emotionally distant if they dont rely on me, in fact I would hate for somebody to rely on me.

I feel like I'm being knocked down a bit here purely due to the fact that I'm a confident girl who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to go for it. I treat my chap with the utmost of respect, and I expect the same from him. So alas I shall now bow out of this debate with the greatest respect for everybody.

Okay, so we're the same age. Since you've already got your quality guy, I guess we can assume that your previous statements were intended as comic hyperbole and tongue-in-cheek banter. Unless you're just back tracking now to save face, but I doubt that. Interweb writings seem to have a magnifying effect; amplifying or distorting the truth as the bombast of undernourished personalities throw their tappings against a binary wall, hoping to be noticed.

Perhaps also, I was projecting my own recent "issues" with one female in particular to women in general, and by default, you as well. You were speaking in general terms and it was unfair for me to jump to conclusions as a result. Perhaps you could forgive this faux pas by assuming that I was using hyperbole (in a misguided attempt at cynical humor) as well.

Not all women are passive/aggressive, manipulative shit heads, and part of the reason why I've broken so many hearts or been let down so many times is that I'm trying to find one again. So apologies to all to whom they are due.

While to those manipulative hags coasting by on their rudimentary tricks of psychology: enjoy it while it lasts. You will either tire of the challenge once the guy you're trying to wrap around your finger finally is (cause a woman who wraps a guy around her finger is also only attracted to guys they can't instantly control), or you will reap what you sow, and end up as alone as you feel; cold, bitter and missed by none.

[Frigidus]

feel like I'm being knocked down a bit here purely due to the fact that I'm a confident girl who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to go for it. I treat my chap with the utmost of respect, and I expect the same from him. So alas I shall now bow out of this debate with the greatest respect for everybody.

Hey, I think you're all right! You're just not "in" yet. Took me three months before everyone one was like "hey Juan, whats up?" Afore that it was "hey dirty mexican-maybe-probably, I hope you choke to death. I will always disagree with you about everything."

Also, this is the chatter-box, so people come her just to argue stupid stuff. My arguement in this thread being, "Who cares what's wrong with women, they're the ones with the boobies, deal with it."

What about fat guys?

Story related.
When I was in Jr high I saw a fat kid get drug into the locker room so everyone could feel what boobs felt like. At first I was like ????WTF???? this isn't real......... But sure enough.....

Anyway, I tried to save him, but got my butt kicked. Those horny 8th graders wanted those man-boobs bad. That was the first time anyone straight kicked me in the balls. Over man-boobs.

Anyway, adams apples negat boobs. If he has an apple his boobies don't count.

Wow, that's pretty gay. Besides, there are easier ways to do that. Squeeze the underside of your arm. Unless you've been working your triceps you now know an approximation of what a boob feels like (admittedly a rather sloppy one, but hey, beats the alternative). I might be going out on a limb, but man-boobs and regular ones probably feel quite different. So all they did was intimately grope a dude. Gross.

[jonesthecurl]

And there we see that Snorri will never understand "girls" as long as he thinks they're all the same.
Lesson 1: they ain't.
Example 1: heavenly & Mandy.

Oh this is rich. A guy with the word 'curl' in his name is calling ME a girl.

Wait...oh, I get it.

no I wasn't.
But I am curly. See my comments in Pubes/Persil, and wot I said about my appearance in "post a pic".
(Oh, and no need to hide heavenly, we're all glad you're here.)
OH, and yes, pimp. Thanks for pointing that out.
OH, and sorry if anyone else thinks I meant them by "pimp".

There, I think that covers it.

[jonesthecurl]

Wow, that's pretty gay. Besides, there are easier ways to do that. Squeeze the underside of your arm. Unless you've been working your triceps you now know an approximation of what a boob feels like (admittedly a rather sloppy one, but hey, beats the alternative). I might be going out on a limb, but man-boobs and regular ones probably feel quite different. So all they did was intimately grope a dude. Gross.

No, that would be going out with a limb.