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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby glide on Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:33 pm

ahem.....I am NOT stinky, infested, mangy, or irritable you hosehead! lmao....ok...maybe a little irritable... :P
But many many of the ladies I have met on CC are a match for those pussycat newts...and I would much rather meet the CC ladies in person than the stage girls. And pedro....anybody who has a pic of Robert Johnson as his avatar...must be alright!
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby luns101 on Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:36 pm

OnlyAmbrose wrote:Sometimes I have trouble believing that any of the women on CC are actually women.


That's probably because the people themselves are a bit confused

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby KoolBak on Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:47 pm

Thanks Bedub :D Guilty as charged.....


Gabon....it is a rifle; the rifling is defiantely a right hand twist.....also, the diameter of the bore is maybe a half inch, so even if it were a shotgun, it would be a 410,......no slug gun has walls that thick; there just isnt a shotgun shell made with that much powder to require that kind of thickness.

A lot of people are going to the slug gun primarily due to the fact that a lot of the best hunting near populated areas is classified by the feds as shotgun only; thus the manufacturers giving us the improved abilities with said slug guns and sabot wadding...those damn things are accurate up to 100 yards which is amazing to us old guys....lol.

If yer interested, here is a link to a nice one that shows the end of the barrel

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=114604215

Lastly....straight rifling is an oxmoron I do believe; either rifled or smooth bores are the choices :D

Sorry to ramble....back to the ladies!
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby mpjh on Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:17 pm

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And that picture is supposed to be proof?? Try again.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby RiskTycoon on Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:44 pm

no
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby gannable on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:44 pm

I believe the "women" on this site are pretending to be women. Nothing kills a good vibe with a women than telling her about playing Risk online,
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby clapper011 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:29 am

RiskTycoon wrote:no

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby jiminski on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:38 am

KoolBak wrote:Thanks Bedub :D Guilty as charged.....


Gabon....it is a rifle; the rifling is defiantely a right hand twist.....also, the diameter of the bore is maybe a half inch, so even if it were a shotgun, it would be a 410,......no slug gun has walls that thick; there just isnt a shotgun shell made with that much powder to require that kind of thickness.

A lot of people are going to the slug gun primarily due to the fact that a lot of the best hunting near populated areas is classified by the feds as shotgun only; thus the manufacturers giving us the improved abilities with said slug guns and sabot wadding...those damn things are accurate up to 100 yards which is amazing to us old guys....lol.

If yer interested, here is a link to a nice one that shows the end of the barrel

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=114604215

Lastly....straight rifling is an oxmoron I do believe; either rifled or smooth bores are the choices :D

Sorry to ramble....back to the ladies!


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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Skittles! on Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:24 am

Not really. You have to be pretty deprived if you get fucking horny by playing someone of the opposite sex on a RISK-affiliated site.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Iliad on Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:28 am

Skittles! wrote:Not really. You have to be pretty deprived if you get fucking horny by playing someone of the opposite sex on a RISK-affiliated site.

How dare you claim such a thing!

If the people say that they are hot and they have sexual intercourse often they tell the truth. Everyone tells the truth on the internet!
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:15 am

jiminski wrote:women have no tactical acumen.


say that to mands after we beat you. :D
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby hecter on Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:39 am

DAZMCFC wrote:
jiminski wrote:women have no tactical acumen.


say that to mands after we beat you. :D

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby RiskTycoon on Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:44 am

clapper011 wrote:
RiskTycoon wrote:no

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guilty as charged :lol:
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby DAZMCFC on Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:44 am

hecter wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
jiminski wrote:women have no tactical acumen.


say that to mands after we beat you. :D

Eeewww...



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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Robinette on Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:34 am

Aww Man.... so this is where this thread went.... got here via a link...
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby apey on Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:39 am

this thread is the best forum reading in a long long long time :lol:
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Robinette on Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:02 am

KoolBak wrote:Love the thread Robinette :D

"turn me on" is the wrong action phrase (being married for 20 years, this type of event simply cannot happen if I wish to enjoy the luxury of enjoying my childrens company....lol).....BUT......I do love playing the ladies....we have many in our xigames group and they are FAR more enjoyable to play than the likes of stinky, infestated, mangy, irritable old bears (like glide)....lmao.

Thanks!

ps - Just FYI (not being rude)....that nice doub-barrelled beauty below is not a shotgun.....the barrel walls are much too thick and you will note the barrels are rifled.....I believe it may be a .458 magnum or some other elephant gun that kicks like a freaking mule - I would be very impressed if that young lady torched it off as that particular kick scares off most grown manly men....lol

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For the record.... it's a Nitro Express rifle...
I just didn't think anybody would know what it was...

From wikipedia:
The .470 Nitro Express is a cartridge developed in England for very large or dangerous game hunting. This cartridge is used almost exclusively in single shot and double express rifles for hunting in the tropics or hot climate. It is in wide use in the Southern and Central-East African region, favoured by hunting guides, primarilly while out for Cape buffalo and elephant.

Check out this video of men struggling to handle one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EVqT3XEzss&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hsiurl=http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/-EVqT3XEzss/hqdefault.jpg

These are 750-grain (49 g) Monolithic Solid Projectiles traveling 2,500 feet per second (750 m/s) producing over 10,000 foot-pounds force (13,800 J) of energy. For comparison the .223 Remington/NATO 5.56mm round used in an M16 rifle, when using a 77-grain (5.0 g) projectile, moves at 2,750 ft/s (840 m/s) producing 1,293 foot-pounds force (1,753 J). So this moves a bullet 10 x larger, and nearly the same speed... just crazy to put that against your shoulder... But with a lighter load, say under 2000 ft/s even I could handle firing one of these... and if i had a cape buffalo charging me, i'd rather be able to get off more than 1 shot at the lighter load... can you just imagine trying to position for a 2nd shot after firing one at full strength... you'd lose the accuracy for sure...

anyway... nice eye Koolbat...
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Skittles! on Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:08 am

Robinette wrote:I love guns, here's some tedious minutiae

Check out this video of men struggling to handle one....

if i had a cape buffalo charging me, i'd rather be able to get off more than 1 shot at the lighter load... so fixated with guns am I, that the third, final and optimum option of "avoiding the situation entirely by not going to the Cape Buffalo's home and trying to kill" , hasn't actually occured to me yet.

Do we know whether that random woman actually did fire that gun? Or is she just a random pose-whore you found on google?
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby diddle on Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:09 am

No, she must've fired it. The internet wouldn't lie or even imply something untrue.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby browng-08 on Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:10 am

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby mpjh on Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:11 am

Yeah, after all it is always best to go into combat with your midriff exposed.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Sentinel XIV on Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:49 pm

bedub1 wrote:good call on the shotgun not being a shotgun. You definitely know your guns.

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby KoolBak on Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:12 pm

Thank you Robinette for that informative post! That was a fun read ;o) AND....that video is freaking hilarious :D I have seen that before.....the SEVENTH gun is a Ruger Old #1 .458 magnum.....my brother has one and we have tortured many friends (including my 76 yr old dad) with it....lmao. I will NOT shoot it more than once ;o)

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Robinette on Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:15 pm

browng-08 wrote:Less Talk, More Rock! (by which I mean, pix plz)



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:shock: oh my.... you need to put that thing away
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Robinette on Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:26 pm

Skittles! wrote:
Robinette wrote:I love guns, here's some tedious minutiae

if i had a cape buffalo charging me, i'd rather be able to get off more than 1 shot at the lighter load... so fixated with guns am I, that the third, final and optimum option of "avoiding the situation entirely by not going to the Cape Buffalo's home and trying to kill it" , hasn't actually occured to me yet.



heheeehe... for the record, I've never been to Africa, and I've never hunted anything that big... and the biggest thing i've ever shot is a 'ordinary' .44 magnum, and it wasn't even mine...

LOL... I just realized that i don't even have a 'room of death'... that's right, not one single animal mounted on the wall... not ONE...

but you should know that serious hunters respect animals more than you can imagine... non hunters Love animals, but true hunters Love and Admire and Respect the animals they hunt...
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