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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:10 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
And that's how it starts.

Believe me, all my friends can not believe that I have succumbed...

u only got one now?

Yes target... only one

*hangs head in shame*

I am no longer a gigolo...


I can't wait to see what Target does with "gigolo"...
And congrats Auto, hope this doesn't end up as just more ammunition for your cynicism (anothe word for Target) - it IS possible to end up as one half of a happy couple, I did, which at one point I would never have believed.

Btw, I'm back...


Welcome back cobra commander...err..Mr. kotter
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:07 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:Believe me, all my friends can not believe that I have succumbed...

u only got one now?

Yes target... only one

*hangs head in shame*

I am no longer a gigolo...


I can't wait to see what Target does with "gigolo"...
And congrats Auto, hope this doesn't end up as just more ammunition for your cynicism (anothe word for Target) - it IS possible to end up as one half of a happy couple, I did, which at one point I would never have believed.

Btw, I'm back...

Welcome back, Jonsey.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:38 pm

**Leaves behind a banana bunch**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucky6 on Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:02 pm

what is NSFW?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:41 pm

Lucky6 wrote:what is NSFW?

Not Safe For Work.
Not Sutable For Work.
Usually used as a warning for nudity.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:48 pm

but not in this case :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:53 pm

targetman377 wrote:but not in this case :D

I forget what page the giant penis is on also.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:53 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:That phrase would be more interesting phrased another way:

"I am goin home to screw you guys."

**Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:55 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
And that's how it starts.

Believe me, all my friends can not believe that I have succumbed...

u only got one now?

Yes target... only one

*hangs head in shame*

I am no longer a gigolo...


I can't wait to see what Target does with "gigolo"...
And congrats Auto, hope this doesn't end up as just more ammunition for your cynicism (anothe word for Target) - it IS possible to end up as one half of a happy couple, I did, which at one point I would never have believed.

Btw, I'm back...

Thanks Jones. For almost 4 years I have been living the life of a cynic when it came to women. This new woman has given me a new life. I am glad to know that others have been in my shoes and gotten out of it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:58 pm

In other news, my penis is very sore and chafed from the last 5 days of non stop sex.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:08 pm

2dimes wrote:
targetman377 wrote:but not in this case :D

I forget what page the giant penis is on also.



oh i found it right here


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0000000pppppppp000000000
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:19 pm

I'm out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:44 pm

autoload wrote:I'm out.

ok
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:01 am

autoload wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
autoload wrote:


*hangs head in shame*

I am no longer a gigolo...


I can't wait to see what Target does with "gigolo"...
And congrats Auto, hope this doesn't end up as just more ammunition for your cynicism (anothe word for Target) - it IS possible to end up as one half of a happy couple, I did, which at one point I would never have believed.

Btw, I'm back...

Thanks Jones. For almost 4 years I have been living the life of a cynic when it came to women. This new woman has given me a new life. I am glad to know that others have been in my shoes and gotten out of it.


If you'd met my first wife, you'da realized why I was a cynic.
Not that I behaved that well to her, either - bad relationships can make you act out of character. The final straw was when, one night, I seriously considered thumping her. I realized that if it'd affected me that much, it was time to get out, no matter what else happened.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:15 am

Lucky6 wrote:what is NSFW?


nude sexy fotos of women...usually.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:15 am

2dimes wrote:
targetman377 wrote:but not in this case :D

I forget what page the giant penis is on also.


157 I think but last I checked it had been removed.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:45 pm

so i was thinking about how we talk online but would it be different if we where in real life talking to each other? just weird how the internet makes us express things. to other people
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:53 pm

targetman377 wrote:so i was thinking about how we talk online but would it be different if we where in real life talking to each other? just weird how the internet makes us express things. to other people


It would be very different...how am I supposed to translate your typonese when you're actually speaking it? And how would Jonesy talk around that cobra?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:57 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so i was thinking about how we talk online but would it be different if we where in real life talking to each other? just weird how the internet makes us express things. to other people


It would be very different...how am I supposed to translate your typonese when you're actually speaking it? And how would Jonesy talk around that cobra?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good one good one
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:57 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so i was thinking about how we talk online but would it be different if we where in real life talking to each other? just weird how the internet makes us express things. to other people


It would be very different...how am I supposed to translate your typonese when you're actually speaking it? And how would Jonesy talk around that cobra?


sssssssimple!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:05 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so i was thinking about how we talk online but would it be different if we where in real life talking to each other? just weird how the internet makes us express things. to other people


It would be very different...how am I supposed to translate your typonese when you're actually speaking it? And how would Jonesy talk around that cobra?


sssssssimple!


of course the cobra ventriloquist act...always thought you were a bit snaky...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:06 pm

Lucky6 wrote:what is NSFW?

Not Safe For Work.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:06 pm

2dimes wrote:
Lucky6 wrote:what is NSFW?

Not Safe For Work.
Not Sutable For Work.
Usually used as a warning for nudity.

Damn, got beat to it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:08 pm

targetman377 wrote:
2dimes wrote:
targetman377 wrote:but not in this case :D

I forget what page the giant penis is on also.



oh i found it right here


pppppppppppppppppppppppp
pppppppppppppppppppppppp
pppppppppppppppppppppppp
pppppppppppppppppppppppp
0000000pppppppp000000000
0000000pppppppp000000000
0000000pppppppp000000000
0000000pppppppp000000000
0000000pppppppp000000000
0000000pppppppp000000000
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00000000000p000000000000

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:09 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Lucky6 wrote:what is NSFW?


nude sexy fotos of women...usually.

Get off Strike's account, Target.
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