the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

by **targetman377** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:22 pm

strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...

what a dick!

by **targetman377** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:22 pm

JJM wrote:Sorry about the big break.

JIMBO!!!! how you been

by **targetman377** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:23 pm

JJM wrote:I know it is a little late to be talking about the olympics but During that Mens U.S.-Canada hockey game, the player (Zach Parise) who scored the goal to put the game into overtime was from my home town of Grand Forks!

do you know him?

by **strike wolf** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:24 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...

what a dick!

That was basically what I was thinking.

by **targetman377** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:24 pm

Army of GOD wrote:We didn't start the fire!

BILLY JOEL!!!!! HE IS A GOD WHEN IT COMES TO THE PIANO

by **strike wolf** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:24 pm

targetman377 wrote:
JJM wrote:Sorry about the big break.

JIMBO!!!! how you been

Trying to find a state where he can legally marry an elephant/nuclear squirrel.

by **targetman377** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:25 pm

Army of GOD wrote:And guess who can't sleep!

insominac?

by **strike wolf** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:25 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:We didn't start the fire!

BILLY JOEL!!!!! HE IS A GOD WHEN IT COMES TO THE PIANO

You hurt Mozart's feelings...

Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this statement?

by **strike wolf** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:26 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:And guess who can't sleep!

insominac?

No Sleeping Beauty.

by **targetman377** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:26 pm

strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"The More You Know" **Leaves behind a banana bunch**

--Andy

The more you forget.

hahah this gets my official seal of approval :mrgreen:

by **strike wolf** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:28 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"The More You Know" **Leaves behind a banana bunch**

--Andy

The more you forget.

hahah this gets my official seal of approval

*starts but than remembers he forgot how to bow*

Oh great and remembering that made me forget where I live...thanks umm...who are you agaiN?

by **targetman377** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:28 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...

what a dick!

That was basically what I was thinking.

i would not play with a duchsh like that agian

by **targetman377** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:29 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
JJM wrote:Sorry about the big break.

JIMBO!!!! how you been

Trying to find a state where he can legally marry an elephant/nuclear squirrel.

thats disgusting he should try georgia i here its a crazy state

by **targetman377** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:30 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:We didn't start the fire!

BILLY JOEL!!!!! HE IS A GOD WHEN IT COMES TO THE PIANO

You hurt Mozart's feelings...

Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this statement?

oh well mozarts was not that good

no i cant sorry i forget a period?

by **strike wolf** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:30 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...

what a dick!

That was basically what I was thinking.

i would not play with a duchsh like that agian

When my ankle's feeling better (it still hurts to walk on) I tend to get back at him by making him look bad on the field.

by **strike wolf** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:31 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
JJM wrote:Sorry about the big break.

JIMBO!!!! how you been

Trying to find a state where he can legally marry an elephant/nuclear squirrel.

thats disgusting he should try georgia i here its a crazy state

Target if Georgia had a law that allowed people to marry animals I would have already told him not to try Georgia because we don't...but that hasn't been the case has it?

by **strike wolf** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:38 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:We didn't start the fire!

BILLY JOEL!!!!! HE IS A GOD WHEN IT COMES TO THE PIANO

You hurt Mozart's feelings...

Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this statement?

oh well mozarts was not that good

no i cant sorry i forget a period?

Hmm...I know somethign was wrong with it but now I honestly can't remember what...lol.

by **Lucarilover240** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:19 pm

strike wolf wrote:It's time for strike's literary excerpt of the week

This week's excerpt:

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

The Wolf has Spoken.

Highlighted bits = My favorite lines.

For some reason, Targetman377 comes to mind...

by **Lucarilover240** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:21 pm

targetman377 wrote:i went frolfing

Don't try to speak Shakesperian, you're going to kill someone.

by **Lucarilover240** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:22 pm

strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...

Sorry to hear that.

by **Lucarilover240** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:23 pm

JJM wrote:Sorry about the big break.

Where the bloody hell have you been?

by **Lucarilover240** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:23 pm

ManBungalow wrote:

I want to reply to this so badly. But I've got nothing.

by **Lucarilover240** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:26 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...

what a dick!

That was basically what I was thinking.

i would not play with a duchsh like that agian

...

by **Lucarilover240** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:30 pm

In other news, HOLY f*ck IS GMOD FUN.

by **autoload** on Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:52 pm

strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...

Tackle football used to be a love of mine. Then I got older and decided it wasn't worth the 3 days of soreness afterward anymore.