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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:05 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
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That is the most retarded show of all time.


I hope you're not talking about what I think you're talking about.


it's either Flapjerk or chowduh. either way most retarded show ever.


No? It's South Park

well look its still the most retarded show of all time
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:06 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:I hope you're not talking about what I think you're talking about.


it's either Flapjerk or chowduh. either way most retarded show ever.


No? It's South Park


oh...in that case it's acceptable...


*dun dun*!

The plot thickens...


south park is the worst show on television a close second is family guy
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:09 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
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Lucarilover240 wrote:Don't try to speak Shakesperian, you're going to kill someone.

i hate shakespear i think he did not write that good of plays there anonoy and i want to shoot the writer who created them (good things he is already shot) (oh shit i think i did kill him) oh well


Shakespeare wrote good plays they are just outdated.

ha i laugh at is inablity to write any thing good watch i will out to him



The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon.

The truly sad part is, I think Shakespeare may have used the exact phrase "cream-faced loon" in one of his plays somewhere. I just can't remember which one (Assuming that was the phrase).

...If that's just part of the joke, though, feel free to tell me.



It's from Macbeth. I thought it was a neat insult, and I thought it was neat to apply it to an illiterate who feels Shakesy can't write.
Clear enough?


jonesy nope i dont think thats good at all watch i will whip up 5 better ones!
If nothing else, you are a apish idiotic bottom feeder who scares the raving tuff-noggin and the sniveling psychopath.
The world is against you because you are a arrogant wrinkly misguided evangelist who is obsessed with the salivating dumbass and the scaly dip shit.
You are so lowly that you bow down before infidels, you butt kissing filthy corpse who flies over the mutilated douchebag and the dog humping neanderthal.
You eat your own snot, you whimpering dirty bitch who clobbers the two bit penile colonist and the wastrel mule.
If nothing else, you are a cum guzzling oozing cum dumpster who was born to the maggotous nutcase and the evil cow.
wow each one is better than shaky pear!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:10 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
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Hay is for horses, betty.


You are correct, sir. Hey.


Yo, sup?

you back?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:11 pm

apey wrote:It is the end of the world tonite
I am out of cookies :cry:



NO!!!!
NO
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:16 pm

targetman377 wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:*cough cough* liberal liberal


You're the one with the smoking problem!


That's steam caused by the rain hitting his radioactive squirrel fur.

thank you for explaining that to the lesser animals HUMANS! right lone wolf!


Humans and their pitiful claim to superiority...when will you discover that all races are equally inferior to assassins?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby UCAbears on Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:23 pm

I'm back for my usual stroll through.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:28 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Don't try to speak Shakesperian, you're going to kill someone.

i hate shakespear i think he did not write that good of plays there anonoy and i want to shoot the writer who created them (good things he is already shot) (oh shit i think i did kill him) oh well


Shakespeare wrote good plays they are just outdated.

ha i laugh at is inablity to write any thing good watch i will out to him



The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon.

The truly sad part is, I think Shakespeare may have used the exact phrase "cream-faced loon" in one of his plays somewhere. I just can't remember which one (Assuming that was the phrase).

...If that's just part of the joke, though, feel free to tell me.



It's from Macbeth. I thought it was a neat insult, and I thought it was neat to apply it to an illiterate who feels Shakesy can't write.
Clear enough?

Ah, yes, that's it. Read Macbeth last year in English. No wonder it sounded familiar. Thanks.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:32 pm

autoload wrote:I would, but I never played those maps.

Actually, you may have to do little to no actual playing. Two of my games are just about done with, and the other two are progressing VERY slowly (about 1 turn per day). If you were to account sit, you would probably end up taking one, maybe two turns per game, and I'm not really in a position where much can happen in either game.

Of course, this is all assuming I get my other two games done by Friday.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lucarilover240 on Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:36 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:
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it's either Flapjerk or chowduh. either way most retarded show ever.


No? It's South Park


oh...in that case it's acceptable...


*dun dun*!

The plot thickens...


south park is the worst show on television a close second is family guy

You are like the polar opposite of good taste.

You don't like Star Wars, you don't like The Godfather (despite the fact that you have never watched it), you think Shakespeare is a sucky writer, and now you're saying that you hate both South Park AND Family Guy?

What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:38 pm

IN his defense, sometimes South Park goes over the line and it does happen too often. As far as, Shakespeare's concerned good writer but out dated, Family Guy funny? Yes. Best show on TV? Not even close.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:13 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:?

What the f*ck is wrong with you?!


The world may never know =*(
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:14 pm

strike wolf wrote:IN his defense, sometimes South Park goes over the line and it does happen too often. As far as, Shakespeare's concerned good writer but out dated, Family Guy funny? Yes. Best show on TV? Not even close.


South Park does cross the line, but hey, you gotta thank shows that go beyond the line of free speech which, in doing so, keep normal freedom of speech well-protected.


And Family Guy is REALLY starting to get boring. They're running out of jokes.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:IN his defense, sometimes South Park goes over the line and it does happen too often. As far as, Shakespeare's concerned good writer but out dated, Family Guy funny? Yes. Best show on TV? Not even close.


South Park does cross the line, but hey, you gotta thank shows that go beyond the line of free speech which, in doing so, keep normal freedom of speech well-protected.


And Family Guy is REALLY starting to get boring. They're running out of jokes.


I can more or less agree with this.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby dcowboys055 on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:56 pm

Jeez, what an enormous thread!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:08 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:Jeez, what an enormous thread!


Do we know you? And for the record yes. Some would even go as far as to call it huge.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:18 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:Jeez, what an enormous thread!


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:08 pm

apey wrote:It is the end of the world tonite
I am out of cookies :cry:


NO! say it's not so!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:13 pm

apey wrote:It is the end of the world tonite
I am out of cookies :cry:

Hallelujah!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby UCAbears on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:28 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:53 pm

I WENT TO GO SEE HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON WHAT AN EPIC FILM
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:22 am

targetman377 wrote:I WENT TO GO SEE HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON WHAT AN EPIC FILM


Well I don't want to spoil it for anyone but i heard by the end of the movie the main character has trained his dragon.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:24 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:I WENT TO GO SEE HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON WHAT AN EPIC FILM


Well I don't want to spoil it for anyone but i heard by the end of the movie the main character has trained his dragon.


I saw it too, and in the middle he teaches ways of how to train it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:41 am

Happy Iranian Revolution everyone! The best prolonged April Fool's in existence. =D> **Eats a banana bunch**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:13 am

Army of GOD wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:I WENT TO GO SEE HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON WHAT AN EPIC FILM


Well I don't want to spoil it for anyone but i heard by the end of the movie the main character has trained his dragon.


I saw it too, and in the middle he teaches ways of how to train it.


Hey! Quit spoiling the movie for everyone...
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