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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:09 pm

targetman377 wrote:no diamonds are


forever?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:09 pm

targetman377 wrote:what is love


baby don't hurt me.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:11 pm

targetman377 wrote:what is life


42
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:55 pm

Backlog complete.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:08 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:what is love


baby don't hurt me.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:10 pm

autoload wrote:Backlog complete.


That was quick...I guess your more worried about the sidelog.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:56 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:what is life


AndyDufresne wrote:So. Bananas. **Eats a banana**


**Munches on a symbolic-banana.**


--Andy

bananas? how is that what life is explain
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:57 pm

how is our mafia coming?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:08 pm

targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:what is life


AndyDufresne wrote:So. Bananas. **Eats a banana**


**Munches on a symbolic-banana.**


--Andy

bananas? how is that what life is explain


That is probably one of my favorite sentences of the day. It actually did make me chuckle. In my imagination, you are Karl Pilkington.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:15 pm

targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:what is life


AndyDufresne wrote:So. Bananas. **Eats a banana**


**Munches on a symbolic-banana.**


--Andy

bananas? how is that what life is explain


If you have 42 bananas than you are truly the world's happiest monkey?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:16 pm

targetman377 wrote:how is our mafia coming?


Haven't worked on it...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:27 pm

targetman377 wrote:so how is everone doing today? i see it has gotten a little dry in here


Sir, that is what she said, sir.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:04 am

What is this, a beach-front vacation home? **Eats a banana from a palm**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:15 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:If that is your favorite thing about him... he has no redeeming qualities then...

this hurts comming form the same ticket! i am your V.P. for pete sake!


Yeah but you lost the election remember? That guy Whatshisname ended up winning.

he stuffed the ballet we are haveing another election soon



this time it's the strike&auto/target&jonesy ticket.



Hmm...overdose or gun to the head, which way should I go out?...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:17 am

Army of GOD wrote:One banana! Ah-ha-ha!

Two banana! Ah-ha-ha!

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What colour is it?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:19 am

Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Hello form my uncle's house in Virginia!


Tell your uncle's house in Virginia to not speak unless spoken to!

Ha, that sounds like something I'd hear from Jonesy.


Tell your uncle's house in Virginia to not speak unless spoken to!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:21 am

strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Hello form my uncle's house in Virginia!


Tell your uncle's house in Virginia to not speak unless spoken to!

Ha, that sounds like something I'd hear from Jonesy.


Yes but I believe Jonesy would say it with a bit more wit.


Tell your uncle's house in Virginia to not speak until spoken to, wit wit wit!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:24 am

Army of GOD wrote:Sir, is this going to turn into a male porn thread? If it does, I'm OUTTA EAR sir.


So said Van Gogh.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:27 am

and, um, backlog complete.
I will tell you about my vacation once I've finished with the damn tax forms.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:36 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:what is life


AndyDufresne wrote:So. Bananas. **Eats a banana**


**Munches on a symbolic-banana.**


--Andy

bananas? how is that what life is explain


That is probably one of my favorite sentences of the day. It actually did make me chuckle. In my imagination, you are Karl Pilkington.


--Andy

(Courtesy the Ricky Gervais Show)

wait is that a bad thing :-s
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:37 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:what is life


AndyDufresne wrote:So. Bananas. **Eats a banana**


**Munches on a symbolic-banana.**


--Andy

bananas? how is that what life is explain


If you have 42 bananas than you are truly the world's happiest monkey?

i think the one with 43 would be happier
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:38 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:[quote="autoload"If that is your favorite thing about him... he has no redeeming qualities then...

this hurts comming form the same ticket! i am your V.P. for pete sake!


Yeah but you lost the election remember? That guy Whatshisname ended up winning.

he stuffed the ballet we are haveing another election soon



this time it's the strike&auto/target&jonesy ticket.



Hmm...overdose or gun to the head, which way should I go out?...[/quote]
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:39 am

well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:54 am

targetman377 wrote:well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

Say what ?
Here in the UK, the average annual salary of a college lecturer is somewhere around £40,000. I believe that is equivalent to rough $60,000pa. What type of teaching position are you going for (I think I want it) ?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:48 am

AndyDufresne wrote:What is this, a beach-front vacation home? **Eats a banana from a palm**


--Andy


It's not actually Beach-front it's just next to one of the Beach Boys homes so they call it beach front.
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