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[Army of GOD]

Are you insulting the Aztecs?

[Fircoal]

Are you insulting the Aztecs?

yes he is

[Army of GOD]

You piece of shit muy...

[muy_thaiguy]

You piece of shit muy...

What? Aztec football has sucked for over a decade.

[Army of GOD]

...

[targetman377]

You piece of shit muy...

What? Aztec football has sucked for over a decade.

AND THE WINNER IS MUY!!!!!

score

MUY 1

army 0

tune in next time to see who will win next!!!!!!


this is target your official ref.!!!!

[strike wolf]

i got erally frukn tronigh tand deiceded to psot inehrer tonight...i was tryuin to get this c hidk on fb poker to come dwnon to suetrin and fuk me but she slives in chevagoe and wont come dwon to cfuk me and i dont wknow wht to do....andbody helop me?: ineed some help tonight uz i am tto drukn!!

TARGET! Translation, please?

He got wasted, met some girl on the internet, wanted to bone her, couldn't convince her to come to his place, and wants help in getting her to his place.

Target get off muy's account.

[targetman377]

i got erally frukn tronigh tand deiceded to psot inehrer tonight...i was tryuin to get this c hidk on fb poker to come dwnon to suetrin and fuk me but she slives in chevagoe and wont come dwon to cfuk me and i dont wknow wht to do....andbody helop me?: ineed some help tonight uz i am tto drukn!!

TARGET! Translation, please?

He got wasted, met some girl on the internet, wanted to bone her, couldn't convince her to come to his place, and wants help in getting her to his place.

Target get off muy's account.

No!!!!!!! 4 Boise State Crushes Toledo, 57-14. Kellen Moore threw for 267 yards and three touchdowns, leading fourth-ranked Boise State in a 57-14 rout of Toledo to take over the nation's longest active win streak.

[tdans]

i know what he is saying

i got erally frukn tronigh tand deiceded to psot inehrer tonight...i was tryuin to get this c hidk on fb poker to come dwnon to suetrin and fuk me but she slives in chevagoe and wont come dwon to cfuk me and i dont wknow wht to do....andbody helop me?: ineed some help tonight uz i am tto drukn!!

TARGET! Translation, please?

He got wasted, met some girl on the internet, wanted to bone her, couldn't convince her to come to his place, and wants help in getting her to his place.

Target get off muy's account.

[Army of GOD]

You piece of shit muy...

What? Aztec football has sucked for over a decade.

AND THE WINNER IS MUY!!!!!

score

MUY 1

army 0

tune in next time to see who will win next!!!!!!


this is target your official ref.!!!!

The lowest amount of points you can get in football is 2...you're a shit ref.

[targetman377]

You piece of shit muy...

What? Aztec football has sucked for over a decade.

AND THE WINNER IS MUY!!!!!

score

MUY 1

army 0

tune in next time to see who will win next!!!!!!


this is target your official ref.!!!!

The lowest amount of points you can get in football is 2...you're a shit ref.

we are not playing football. and no acts of bribery or gave insults will make me favor you more or less.

[strike wolf]

after the extra point was kicked he realized the touchdown didn't count so he subtracted 6.

[Army of GOD]

Or he only got half a safety...

[targetman377]

NOT PLAYING FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!

[Army of GOD]

We're playing basketball?

I don't remember fouling him...

[strike wolf]

Or he only got half a safety...

one foot was in the other was out.

[targetman377]

OK FINE!!! i will score it as foot ball

muy 7 points

army 0


happy?

[strike wolf]

you can't arbitrarily assign people with more points after the fact. That would be like me inventing new diseases by combining two previous diseases.

[targetman377]

i can i and i will it the same number of points!!! as he would of gotten before. i see now that depending on how each other combate they will either get a touchdown for ownening the other person a field goal for just scrapping by with the win or a safty for after a touchdown they come back quickly.

this contest is to see who is the best smart ass, smartest, or plainly the funnest between the two it should be great fun ENJOY!!!!

YOU ONLY GET POINTS OFF OF EACH OTHER MUY AND ARMY. no post directed at other thread goers will be recognized by me no matter how funny or smart ass they are.

[strike wolf]

i can i and i will it the same number of points!!! as he would of gotten before. i see now that depending on how each other combate they will either get a touchdown for ownening the other person a field goal for just scrapping by with the win or a safty for after a touchdown they come back quickly.

this contest is to see who is the best smart ass, smartest, or plainly the funnest between the two it should be great fun ENJOY!!!!

YOU ONLY GET POINTS OFF OF EACH OTHER MUY AND ARMY. no post directed at other thread goers will be recognized by me no matter how funny or smart ass they are.

I think I gave target a strokeurysm.

[Army of GOD]

Didn't muy go for a two-point conversion though?

[targetman377]

Didn't muy go for a two-point conversion though?

no your attempts before his where not worth points

[Army of GOD]

Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD

[muy_thaiguy]

Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD

Dear AOG,

Have a jar of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Your friend,
MTG

[Lucarilover240]

i got erally frukn tronigh tand deiceded to psot inehrer tonight...i was tryuin to get this c hidk on fb poker to come dwnon to suetrin and fuk me but she slives in chevagoe and wont come dwon to cfuk me and i dont wknow wht to do....andbody helop me?: ineed some help tonight uz i am tto drukn!!

TARGET! Translation, please?

He got wasted, met some girl on the internet, wanted to bone her, couldn't convince her to come to his place, and wants help in getting her to his place.

I'd prefer to hear that from someone who speaks the native tongue, but I'll believe you.