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[Army of GOD]

I have homework to do, it's 4 in the morning and I have class at 11. Why am I on Conquer Club?

[Victor Sullivan]

I have homework to do, it's 4 in the morning and I have class at 11. Why am I on Conquer Club?

Yeah, I'm on CC when I shouldn't be a lot of times...

[strike wolf]

Didn't muy go for a two-point conversion though?

Yes

[strike wolf]

Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD

Dear AOG,

Have a jar of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Your friend,
MTG

Muy 14

AoG 0

[jonesthecurl]

Did you take target in High School?

its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.

[strike wolf]

Did you take target in High School?

its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.

Jonesy 280

Target 0

[targetman377]

Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD

a simple but effective 7 points


muy 7

army 7

we got a game

[targetman377]

I have homework to do, it's 4 in the morning and I have class at 11. Why am I on Conquer Club?

cause CC IS AWESOME!!!

[targetman377]

Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD

Dear AOG,

Have a jar of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Your friend,
MTG

Muy 14

AoG 0

I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ASSIGN POINTS!!!!!!

[AndyDufresne]

Points, smoints. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD

Dear AOG,

Have a jar of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Your friend,
MTG

Muy 14

AoG 0

I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ASSIGN POINTS!!!!!!

You misassigned them so I'm taking over. and just because you're an elder. you think you've got first right? I've been an elder much longer.

[targetman377]

Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD

Dear AOG,

Have a jar of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Your friend,
MTG

Muy 14

AoG 0

I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ASSIGN POINTS!!!!!!

You misassigned them so I'm taking over. and just because you're an elder. you think you've got first right? I've been an elder much longer.

I INVENTED THIS GAME!! NOT YOU YOU DO NOT KNOW THE RULES YOU GUYS STEAL MY SEAL NOW YOU STEAL MY GAME i will have my revenge!!!!

[Army of GOD]

I'm the eldest elder

[targetman377]

I'm the eldest elder

.....................

[muy_thaiguy]

I'm the eldest elder

Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

[jonesthecurl]

What is this "internet" of which you speak?
I sometimes go fishing from Sunny Acres when the orderlies can be bothered to drive the bus.
Would an internet help with the fish-catching?
Oh, look, there's my foot.
Sometimes I like a cheese sandwich.

[targetman377]

I'm the eldest elder

Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

muy gets another 7 points!!!!

score

muy 14

army 7

[targetman377]

What is this "internet" of which you speak?
I sometimes go fishing from Sunny Acres when the orderlies can be bothered to drive the bus.
Would an internet help with the fish-catching?
Oh, look, there's my foot.
Sometimes I like a cheese sandwich.

[jonesthecurl]

Aaarg! Help! Orderley! There's a bunch of yellow chappies laughing at me!
There's my other foot!

[ManBungalow]

Aaarg! Help! Orderley! There's a bunch of yellow chappies laughing at me!
There's my other foot!

ManBungalow here, where's the fire?

[muy_thaiguy]

Aaarg! Help! Orderley! There's a bunch of yellow chappies laughing at me!
There's my other foot!

Those are Golden Finches. Harmless little birds that like to eat bird seeds.

I'm the eldest elder

Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

muy gets another 7 points!!!!

score

muy 14

army 7

How dare you give my style points to him! I am supposed to be shutting him out in this blowout win! I need to shut him out in order to get to a BCS game!

[strike wolf]

I'm the eldest elder

Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

muy gets another 7 points!!!!

score

muy 21

army 0

fixed

[targetman377]

I'm the eldest elder

Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

score

muy 14

army 7

fixed

NO!!!!!

[AndyDufresne]

Listen. Tomorrow, I'm going to be giving out banana-cred points in this topic. To acquire some, you'll need to write your best jokes that involve a banana. If I remember that I've decided to do this tomorrow, I'll award the points. If I don't remember, we'll just pretend I'm a senile monkey. **Eats a senile-banana.**


--Andy

[Victor Sullivan]

I'm the eldest elder

Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

score

muy 0

army 21

fixed

NO!!!!!

Fixed for realz.