the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

Listen. Tomorrow, I'm going to be giving out banana-cred points in this topic. To acquire some, you'll need to write your best jokes that involve a banana. If I remember that I've decided to do this tomorrow, I'll award the points. If I don't remember, we'll just pretend I'm a senile monkey. **Eats a senile-banana.**


--Andy

lol

[targetman377]

Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

score

muy 14

army7

fixed

NO!!!!!

Fixed for realz.

thats an abomination. seeing how everyone know muy is favored to win but army could just surprise us!

[muy_thaiguy]

Nah. AOG just wants everyone to think he has that shot. Like SDSU. They keep bragging about all of their potential, but they don't win when it counts.

[Lucarilover240]

Did you take target in High School?

its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.

Jonesy 280

Target 0

I loled.

[targetman377]

Did you take target in High School?

its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.

Jonesy 280

Target 0

I loled.

i snoozed

[Army of GOD]

What did the banana say when it got a sunburn?

I'm gonna start peeling

BA-DUM TISS

[jonesthecurl]

its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.

Jonesy 280

Target 0

I loled.

i snoozed

Bless you!

[strike wolf]

Did you take target in High School?

its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.

Jonesy 280

Target 0

I loled.

It's the conservative estimate.

[muy_thaiguy]

What did the banana say when it got a sunburn?

I'm gonna start peeling

BA-DUM TISS

[targetman377]

What did the banana say when it got a sunburn?

I'm gonna start peeling

BA-DUM TISS

and muy just pulled ahead with ANOTHER 7


now score stands

muy 21

army 7

[targetman377]

so three bananas walk into a bar the fourth on ducks.

[Army of GOD]

What did the banana say when it got a sunburn?

I'm gonna start peeling

BA-DUM TISS

It's in my ass.

I hope that's where your mom's is too, because if so I'm flipping the switch as we speak.

[muy_thaiguy]

Umm, that isn't my mom.

Takes "Keeping it in the family," to a whole new level.

[Army of GOD]

Ohhhh, so it's your sisters?

[muy_thaiguy]

Ohhhh, so it's your sisters?

And AOG's reading comprehension falls to target's spelling and grammar level.

[Army of GOD]

Not really.

You said keeping in the family, obviously implying incest. Sister on sister sex is incest. I'm just having sexy time with them.

[muy_thaiguy]

Not really.

You said keeping in the family, obviously implying incest. Sister on sister sex is incest. I'm just having sexy time with them.

Look at what I italicized, then read your post.

[strike wolf]

Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.

[Victor Sullivan]

Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.

You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)

[Army of GOD]

Not really.

You said keeping in the family, obviously implying incest. Sister on sister sex is incest. I'm just having sexy time with them.

Look at what I italicized, then read your post.

I know it isn't your mom. It's your nephew's mom.

[muy_thaiguy]

Not really.

You said keeping in the family, obviously implying incest. Sister on sister sex is incest. I'm just having sexy time with them.

Look at what I italicized, then read your post.

I know it isn't your mom. It's your nephew's mom.

I'm an only child.

[Army of GOD]

Obviously your mom wouldn't tell you about all of the kids she had out of wedlock

[muy_thaiguy]

Obviously your mom wouldn't tell you about all of the kids she had out of wedlock

What, me? I'm a bastard child to begin with. Which means, I was born out of wedlock.

[Army of GOD]

Ok, I shot and missed on that one. BUT STILL.

Me+your sisters you don't know about = good time

[strike wolf]

Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.

You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)

Yeah I was onto your plot so I went to the other bar.