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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:01 pm

strike wolf wrote:Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.



just my sentiment. and that is gooooooooooooooooood.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:02 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.

You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)

donny gave him the right one i switched it before lone got killed with an alcoholic drink.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:03 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Obviously your mom wouldn't tell you about all of the kids she had out of wedlock

What, me? I'm a bastard child to begin with. Which means, I was born out of wedlock. :lol:

muy get 3 more points (not your best work but still good)

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:04 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.

You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)


Yeah I was onto your plot so I went to the other bar.


Who's Donny anyway?


And perhaps Victor is the reason auto is gone...?

maybe he is auto? :-s










































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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:05 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Ok, I shot and missed on that one. BUT STILL.

Me+your sisters you don't know about = good time

Like I said, I am an only child. When I was litle I was a suspicsious little tyke that investigated things like that quite a bit. So no, I have no sisters. :P


Like I said, your mom wouldn't tell you about her other mistakes.

Like I said, your reading comprehension falls to that of target's spelling levels. Oops, my bad, don't want to insult him. Oh, I know, my being a mistake is all well and good. But you know, at least my mother didn't sell herself for pot and get knocked up in the process.

hey whats wrong with having a good time? :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:05 pm

If he's auto, then I'm muy's real father.


Wait a minute...I am muy's real father...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:06 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.

And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(


Everyone knows I was raised by wolves. So that's another swing and miss.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:11 pm

UCAbears wrote:Have you guys missed me?




no :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:20 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.

And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(

I was refering to your mom, who just left my place after giving me a BJ for $5. She did it eagerly. And without hesitation. Wasn't bad, for a druggie.


Nooo, you musta been drunk or something. Your sisters suspected you were paying for sex, since you weren't able to get it on your own, so we camped outside of your place and saw a short but long furry dog with gray hair walk out of your living quarters and you waving goodbye.

I just gotta know one thing: how'd you like targetman's sloppy seconds? (trust me, I didn't want to know either, but target forced my eyes to stay open and showed me the whole video and recorded)

this one just for pulling somthing out of your ass army you get 3 points

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:22 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
UCAbears wrote:Have you guys missed me?

Only slightly more than when I miss targetman. So take that for what it's worth. **Munches on a banana, leaves behind a banana bunch.**


--Andy

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:22 pm

I'll pull you outta my ass...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:23 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now TARGETMAN377?



and it is

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:23 pm

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now strike?


Muy 24

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;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:28 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now strike?


Muy 35

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My ass is getting kicked!

Fixed it for you.

short and oh so sweet score now


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:29 pm

THE REFEREE IS SUCKING OFF MUY

THIS GAME IS RIGGED
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:14 pm

Army of GOD wrote:THE REFEREE IS SUCKING OFF MUY

THIS GAME IS RIGGED

your lucky i am not lone he give muy alot more points

i do not rig anything. I EVEN GAVE YOU POINTS WELL YOU DISSED ME!!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:16 pm

I'm not talking to you, muy or strike anymore target.

Hey jones and Andy, how are you?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:00 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now strike?


Muy 35

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My ass is getting kicked!

Fixed it for you.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:03 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.

You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)

donny gave him the right one i switched it before lone got killed with an alcoholic drink.

I wasn't even at that bar.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:05 pm

Army of GOD wrote:If he's auto, then I'm muy's real father.


Wait a minute...I am muy's real father...

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:07 pm

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now TARGETMAN377?



and it is

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:10 pm

Army of GOD wrote:If he's auto, then I'm muy's real father.


Wait a minute...I am muy's real father...

For originality you get 7 but foir insulting the ref with false claims oh wait you were referring to target. Ahem with real claims against the former ref -1

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:12 pm

Army of GOD wrote:If he's auto, then I'm muy's real father.


Wait a minute...I am muy's real father...

Right. And strike is actually the Sultan of Arabia, Target is the king of hip hop, and jones is a Justin Bieber fan.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:37 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If he's auto, then I'm muy's real father.


Wait a minute...I am muy's real father...

Right. And strike is actually the Sultan of Arabia, Target is the king of hip hop, and jones is a Justin Bieber fan.

It was falling flat but I'll give it 3 for jones is a justin bieber fan.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:45 pm

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If he's auto, then I'm muy's real father.


Wait a minute...I am muy's real father...

Right. And strike is actually the Sultan of Arabia, Target is the king of hip hop, and jones is a Justin Bieber fan.

It was falling flat but I'll give it 3 for jones is a justin bieber fan.

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Yeah. Let's see, oh!

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