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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:13 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I'm very tired target. How are you?

I am awake and stoned! and watching stargate last 3 episodes of season 9. Other than that I am doing fine.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:20 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm very tired target. How are you?

I am awake and stoned! and watching stargate last 3 episodes of season 9. Other than that I am doing fine.

So, you're not doing fine, but other than that, you're doing fine?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:23 pm

So you're not doing anything interesting?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:11 pm

nope I have to study for a history test.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:29 pm

targetman377 wrote:nope I have to study for a history test.


This is the only history you need to study, targetman.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:17 pm

And where do wolves fit into this so called "Planet of the Apes"? Just want to know if I should expect beach front housing or sewer front cardboard box
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:20 pm

The latter sounds about right.

Don't worry, at least you're not an elephant. I think they relocated target to Detroit! =O
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:24 pm

It's a buyer's market for that sewer front property, I suggest you jump on the opportunity while you have the chance. I'm one of the lucky ones. I was hired as the Head of Human Affairs because I mooched and bribed my way to the top. **bows and hands Andy a kiss-ass banana**
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:27 pm

Army of GOD wrote:The latter sounds about right.

Don't worry, at least you're not an elephant. I think they relocated target to Detroit! =O

At least they have the red wings.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:29 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:It's a buyer's market for that sewer front property, I suggest you jump on the opportunity while you have the chance. I'm one of the lucky ones. I was hired as the Head of Human Affairs because I mooched and bribed my way to the top. **bows and hands Andy a kiss-ass banana**

Definitely ain't too proud to beg
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:36 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:The latter sounds about right.

Don't worry, at least you're not an elephant. I think they relocated target to Detroit! =O

At least they have the red wings.


They're gonna start throwing elephants on the ice instead of octopi now...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:39 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:nope I have to study for a history test.


This is the only history you need to study, targetman.

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that was the coolest movie trailer EVER!!! :lol: it made the movie out to be the most epic movie of all time! :lol: And you really are the coolest monkey a guy could ever wish for. :lol: :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:40 pm

Army of GOD wrote:The latter sounds about right.

Don't worry, at least you're not an elephant. I think they relocated target to Detroit! =O

HAHAHAHAHAH i won a free trip to DETROIT!!!! HOME OF THE LIONS RAAAAWWWRRRRRR!!!! now thats mighty epic! 8-)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:42 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:It's a buyer's market for that sewer front property, I suggest you jump on the opportunity while you have the chance. I'm one of the lucky ones. I was hired as the Head of Human Affairs because I mooched and bribed my way to the top. **bows and hands Andy a kiss-ass banana**

With andy the only kiss assing that you can do is well none. Andy's pretty much a straight shooter. sorry to disappoint. Now where are my tickets to Detroit?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:43 pm

You have to walk.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:44 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:The latter sounds about right.

Don't worry, at least you're not an elephant. I think they relocated target to Detroit! =O

At least they have the red wings.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:44 pm

Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.

f*ck
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:45 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.

f*ck


you could always ride on strike's back...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:57 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.

f*ck


you could always ride on strike's back...

now that's in style 8-)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:14 pm

You gotta lose some pounds though. I don't think a wolf can carry an elephant too well...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:11 pm

Army of GOD wrote:You gotta lose some pounds though. I don't think a wolf can carry an elephant too well...

I don't think a wolf could carry a baby elephant too well.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:36 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.

f*ck


you could always ride on strike's back...


Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:37 pm

Army of GOD wrote:You gotta lose some pounds though. I don't think a wolf can carry an elephant too well...


I wouldn't actually be carrying him so much as dragging him behind me.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:04 am

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You gotta lose some pounds though. I don't think a wolf can carry an elephant too well...


I wouldn't actually be carrying him so much as dragging him behind me.


As a fresh meat supply.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:06 am

A hungry wolf has to eat.
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